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Destructoid review: Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings

If you're feeling bloated and half-retarded from eating enough starch to make a crude cement mix, a strategy RPG might be the last thing on your mind. But don't let something like feeling disgusted with yourself for stealing ...   more

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Destructoid Reviews: The Official Guide

There's been a general consensus among Destructoid staff and readership alike that clarification of our reviews process and metrics has been sorely needed for some time, and it's something that I've been wanting to do for awh...   more

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Destructoid review: Super Mario Galaxy

Given the hour, I'm assuming that a lot of you are likely waking up to this review. Perhaps some of you have fancies of Nintendo's latest flagship title Super Mario Galaxy dancing in your heads, holdovers from the dreams cult...   more

Destructoid review: Super Mario Galaxy photo

Super Mario Galaxy touches down in Lindevania [Update: Impressions!]

After days (weeks? [months!?]) of painful anticipation, Super Mario Galaxy finally showed up on my doorstep, thanks to a kindly ol' FedEx delivery driver who knew not the bounty of wonder that he carried. Nintendo also sent a...   more

Super Mario Galaxy touches down in Lindevania [Update: Impressions!] photo

Pew-Pewin' at the top of the world: EVE Fanfest 2007

I've gone on record more than once over my distaste for MMOs, but EVE Online has always been an exception, an asterisk slapped on an otherwise lengthy list of games I'd sooner rip my toenails off than play. Its single-shard, ...   more

Pew-Pewin' at the top of the world: EVE Fanfest 2007 photo


Pew-Pewin' at the top of the world: EVE Fanfest 2007 photo
Pew-Pewin' at the top of the world: EVE Fanfest 2007 photo
Pew-Pewin' at the top of the world: EVE Fanfest 2007 photo
Pew-Pewin' at the top of the world: EVE Fanfest 2007 photo
Pew-Pewin' at the top of the world: EVE Fanfest 2007 photo
Pew-Pewin' at the top of the world: EVE Fanfest 2007 photo



EVE Fanfest 2007: What the hell time is it?

After two hours by shuttle, twelve hours by plane and an hour cab ride into the city, I've finally arrived in Reykjavik for this year's EVE Online Fanfest 2007, CCP's yearly get-together at the top of the world for players, d...   more

EVE Fanfest 2007: What the hell time is it? photo


EVE Fanfest 2007: What the hell time is it? photo
EVE Fanfest 2007: What the hell time is it? photo
EVE Fanfest 2007: What the hell time is it? photo
EVE Fanfest 2007: What the hell time is it? photo
EVE Fanfest 2007: What the hell time is it? photo
EVE Fanfest 2007: What the hell time is it? photo



Restructuring, layoffs forthcoming at EA, Mythic Studios

Owing to sagging profits and and a less-than-firm grip on their once invulnerable spot at top of the third party heap, Electronic Arts is looking to make some changes in their corporate structure, starting with Mythic and the...   more

Restructuring, layoffs forthcoming at EA, Mythic Studios photo

Podtoid 34: My Cube, Let Me Show Him To You

What's inside The Orange Box? Sex. Sex and heroin. And with those contents firmly tucked in our pants, we embark upon Podtoid 34, in which two editors of Destructoid (plus one Weekly Geek) cover some news, answer some questio...   more

Podtoid 34: My Cube, Let Me Show Him To You photo

Podtoid 34: Cakes and Cubes

While some of the staff is off in LA meetin' important people and playin' lots of games, the rest of us are here holding the fort, left home because we're just not pretty enough to represent Destructoid publicly. So us fuglie...   more

Podtoid 34: Cakes and Cubes photo

My balls are lethal: Super Dodgeball Brawlers announced for NDS

I swear to God I won't let this degenerate into a nostalgia-fest, but c'mon -- Super Dodge Ball was awesome. It taught me two lessons that I reflect upon almost daily in my adult life: first, always run and leap before hurlin...   more

My balls are lethal: Super Dodgeball Brawlers announced for NDS photo


My balls are lethal: Super Dodgeball Brawlers announced for NDS photo
My balls are lethal: Super Dodgeball Brawlers announced for NDS photo
My balls are lethal: Super Dodgeball Brawlers announced for NDS photo
My balls are lethal: Super Dodgeball Brawlers announced for NDS photo
My balls are lethal: Super Dodgeball Brawlers announced for NDS photo
My balls are lethal: Super Dodgeball Brawlers announced for NDS photo



Beautiful Katamari DLC announced; 800 points will buy you a complete game

Being a fan of rolling, nonsense, and the rampant homoerotic gestures of intergalactic regents, I picked up a copy of Beautiful Katamari earlier this week, eager to sink my teeth into the latest installment of one of my favor...   more

Beautiful Katamari DLC announced; 800 points will buy you a complete game photo

Destructoid review: Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions

Oh god, Final Fantasy Tactics. What I knew in my youth as the Bane of Academia, the Unholy Timeslayer. It's on a shiny new platform and has a nifty subtitle now, some additions and new job classes, but it's the same game and...   more


Destructoid review: Portal

[This is just one of the new games available in The Orange Box. Don't forget to read our reviews of Episode Two and Team Fortress 2, and keep your eyes peeled for forthcoming console reviews.] It's no big secret that I've bee...   more

Destructoid review: Portal photo

Podtoid 33: Satellite Delay

I think I totally jinxed us when I was talking about, y'know, delays when soliciting requests for questions this past weekend. Turns out our recording software was listening and said "Hey, I got a crazy idea -- let's mak...   more

Podtoid 33: Satellite Delay photo

Podtoid 33: Can we still be friends?

If I've learned anything from almost a year workin' this gig, it's this: an episode of Podtoid without unexplained delay simply ain't Podtoid. We had some terribly sexy plans for a Tokyo Game Show Wraptoid, but Niero was take...   more

Podtoid 33: Can we still be friends? photo

Destructoid review: The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

Feel that? Zelda's in the air. Oh, that special time of year (or, y'know, span of years) where we finally get our hands on Link's latest adventure in Hyrule -- er, Hyrule or Some Neighboring Kingdom -- and consume ourselves i...   more

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