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When not protecting the world from the injustices on all things non-awesome, I have some time to play some games. Not much time, but I do what I can. There's a lot of non-awesome in the world, so myself and the rest of the members of Team Awesome stay quite busy.

Also, I live in San Francisco, so if you're in the area or see me around say hi. I promise I won't bite. I work full-time for two different video game related companies. At one I test the vidja games. At the other I do PR for video games. Eventually I will only be doing the PR gig, so I'll finally have some free time in which I can return to hosting RetroforceGO!

I'd tell you the names of the companies, but I think the one I test for would probably have a hissy fit if their legal department knew there was a Destructoid Associate Editor in their testing department ;)


Random bullshit:

I like pizza rolls
Diet Pepsi is win
I have a yellow Cuban pimp suit



I'm Scorpio
SNES was prolly my most favorite system
I have a cape and wear it often
I do not like banana flavored candy of any kind
I drink beer from brown paper bags
Weezer's El Scorcho pretty much describes me
You can always crash on my couch
I flip a coin like Two-face to make decisions






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10:00 PM on 04.29.2009

Preview: Munchables, kinda like Pac-Man meets Katamari

So this game totally slipped past my radar when it was announced last year. At least, I was told that it was announced last year when I was asking about it. It's not terribly surprising that I didn't notice it, though. People...

Dyson

9:00 PM on 04.29.2009

Preview: Food Network: Cooked or Be Cooked

In a perfect world, either Dale North or Johnathan Ross would have been on hand to preview this game. Not because I didn't think it was cool, but because all they ever talk about when we're all together is food. And the Food ...

Dyson

8:00 PM on 04.29.2009

Preview: Tekken 6 is ... well, Tekken

I'm not really much of a Tekken player, but I've always seen the series as Namco's Lamborghini or Ferrari line of cars. With every iteration, nothing much really changes except for the style, and every time a new one comes ou...

Dyson

7:20 PM on 04.29.2009

Preview: Katamari Forever

I tried to put something in the title about the upcoming Katamari Forever being a PlayStation 3 exclusive, and that in in being an exclusive it is making me slooowly come around to considering getting a PS3. But our character...

Dyson

10:00 AM on 04.21.2009

Preview: The Strike. HOT BASS FISHING ACTION!

Honestly, the "HOT BASS FISHING ACTION" in the title of this preview has nothing to do with the way that the makers of The Strike are marketing their title. It would also do a disservice to game that is finally brin...

Dyson

4:00 PM on 04.14.2009

Destructoid exclusive: Bionic Commando concept art

There comes a time in every person's life where they get the inclination to lop off an arm, replace it with a kick-ass bionic one, and save the world. Luckily for the mothers of arm owners everywhere, Capcom has been providin...

Dyson

10:00 AM on 04.13.2009

Preview: Dead Space Extraction

When Electronic Arts said it was going to bring Dead Space to the Wii, a lot of people thought that they were joking. As it turns out, they weren't, but the confirmation only brought about the usual two responses. The first a...

Dyson

12:10 AM on 03.04.2009

Hamza Bullets! Death Tank super tank 'shoop and haiku of death contest winners!

Oh, Hamza Bullets, what can't they do? I know that they can help to pick out the winners of the Death Tank super 'shoop and haiku of death contest that recently ended. Sadly, the Hamza Bullets didn't win. Not because they are...

Dyson

3:50 PM on 02.27.2009

Contest: Death Tank super tank 'shoop and haiku of death XBLA giveaway! [UPDATE]

This creepy old man on the bus was saying to me that there is nothing more awesome in life than death and tanks. Since he was wearing a shoe for a hat and smelled of old fish, I told him to take a hike, but he was right.Tanks...

Dyson

2:00 PM on 02.26.2009

Preview: BattleForge's multiplayer

The other day, I had a chance to spend some time on EA and Phenomic's upcoming real time strategy game, BattleForge for the PC. If you haven't heard of it before, shame on you -- go eat some glass. I'm just kidding, glass cos...

Dyson

7:45 PM on 01.13.2009

Hamza almost died so I could get you these Ride to Hell videos

Earlier today you may have heard about Hamza's life and death experience in the utter wastleland that is the California desert. Seriously, those ATVs are death traps, but it'll take more than that to kill Destructoid's numbe...

Dyson

11:13 PM on 12.28.2008

Ride to Hell Event: Deep Silver shows us how to be in a biker gang

Not too long ago, the fine folks at Deep Silver (the development house that is comprised of ex-Rockstar Vienna folks who are also working on the Wii title Cursed Mountain) decided to take myself and Hamza “I’m a F...

Dyson

2:44 PM on 11.13.2008

Developer Q&A: Deep Silver talks about their upcoming Wii title, Cursed Mountain

About a zillion years ago, I had the opportunity to sit down with Martin Filipp, Developer at Deep Silver, and discuss with him the company's upcoming survival-horror title: Cursed Mountain. Deep Silver, if you weren't aware,...

Dyson

11:04 PM on 11.09.2008

Destructoid review: Legendary

I'm pretty sure that everyone and their mother is playing a certain other game right now (rhymes with beers at four - poo), but, surprise, there are other releases that have come out that may be worth your attention, such as ...

Dyson

7:08 PM on 10.17.2008

[UPDATE] The Awesome Apocalypse now to support bewbs!

Not prepared for the impending Awesome Apocalypse? Find yourself lacking in 100% cotton garments of WIN and AWESOME? Fret not, my dear fans of RetroforceGO! The combined powers of retro, Splitreason, and Adam "The bitche...

Dyson

2:23 AM on 10.06.2008

Destructoid Discusses! iPod touch vs DS, also DSi

In the "news" that the iPod touch will somehow trump the Nintendo DS Lite as the portable handheld of choice, we decided to discuss the merits of both of the systems and how they would effect each other's markets. M...

Dyson