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Formerly know as PhilKenSebben. He is now 33 and old. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on Fapcast, led by StriderHoang) and got into development. He says he enjoys nothing, but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various virus samples, stalking Smurfee, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go, without smelling my finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days He is a filthy game slut. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes though. The replayability makes his dick hard. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 7 years) and have been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Playdate Managing and spreading his AIDS. You can find him lurking mainly in the forums now days, but he checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.



He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need.

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3:45 PM on 03.24.2015

Team Fortress 2sdays: Hankcation

Hey everyone! Mike here, Hank is taking a siesta this week from the written word. Unfortunately that means you are stuck with me. What does that mean? Well, you get some of my amazing 'shop skillz and some rambling words, tha...

Mike Martin

2:00 PM on 03.20.2015

Friday Night Fights - Hell Has Broken Loose

Howdy folks! Welcome to another edition of FNF. For our Nintendo lovers out there, next week shall see the rise of Nintendoid, courtesy of Shade and Strider. Keep an eye out for their new blog appearing soon and hit the link ...

Mike Martin

6:00 AM on 03.20.2015

EU FNF: Haggis Tacos

Welcome to another round of EU FNF! What an exciting Friday! A couple new hosts have joined in this week, offering up some PS4 and Wii U action! Nice to see some new blood. I'm exited to finally watch Sharknado today as well....

Mike Martin

3:59 PM on 03.17.2015

Team Fortress 2sdays: A Slight Change of Venue

The server isn’t moving, oh god no. There will be a change in where Saturday’s Between 2Fort will be broadcast, it will be on Streamtoid’s Twitch channel (twitch.tv/streamtoid) instead. I had way too many te...

Mike Martin

8:00 PM on 03.16.2015

Contest: Win a copy of Saints Row IV: Re-Elected & Gat Out Of Hell

Thanks to Ryan and Will from Deep Silver, we have two copies of the Saints Row IV: Re-Elected/Gat out of Hell bundle to give away to you folks! There is one copy for each platform (XB1 and PS4) and to win one, it's fairly sim...

Mike Martin

4:15 PM on 03.13.2015

Friday Night Fights - Broken Tooth Day!

Short and sweet today. Cracked my back top molar and it hurts. Bad. On my way out the door to get the last kid from school and then go to the dentist. Sweet pain and drugs ahoy! Have fun gaming tonight, I'll be mumbling and bumbling in some Spartan Ops. See you there.

Mike Martin

3:00 AM on 03.13.2015

EU FNF: Sharknadoes Ahoy!

Howdy everyone! How is your Friday treating you? Still Thursday for me and it was an meh day. That's alright though. When I wake up, I get to take part in Menage-A-Toid/Friday Night Frights! Haven't heard of it? Well, allow m...

Mike Martin

3:45 PM on 03.10.2015

Team Fortress 2sdays: Between 2Fort with Vinnie Parisi

It’s been far too long, but we’re back! Joining us on the fort next week is Indie Game Magazine editor in chief Vinny Parisi. For those who don’t know, Between 2Fort is an interview show held on the infamous...

Mike Martin

5:00 PM on 03.06.2015

Friday Night Fights - Dance the Night Away!

Oh look at you, my pretty little girl, sitting there with your face all painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut. Who wants to guess what movie I just watched? That's right, Sharknado. I love th...

Mike Martin

3:34 AM on 03.06.2015

EU FNF: Last Minute Before Bed Edition

I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go ...

Mike Martin

4:00 PM on 03.03.2015

Team Fortress 2sdays: Heisting Gone Wrong

I’ll make no excuses for my obsession with Payday 2 as of late, and even though Overkill has been doing some questionable things with DLC recently I still have tons of fun. While most people looking at the game will t...

Mike Martin

4:15 PM on 02.27.2015

Friday Night Fights - Find Your Happy Spot

Don't have much to say today. Was delivered some news by my doctor that isn't sitting well with me. Especially since it was delivered in letter form and not even to my face. I'm not dying or anything, so no need for worried comments/PMs. Just feeling crappy. Hopefully some gaming with you all, will cheer me up. Take care and have a great weekend everyone!

Mike Martin

2:00 AM on 02.27.2015

EU FNF: Tumbleweeds and Marmaduke

Welcome back to EU FNF! This week we still only have a couple games going, but nothing wrong with a slow burn. EU FNF was gone for so long, it'll take a minute to get bruin again. Don't worry though, I'm in this for the long ...

Mike Martin

4:15 PM on 02.24.2015

Team Fortress 2sdays: Stuff and Things

So today I’ll keep this fairly short. It turns out that I actually couldn’t just flip a switch to turn back on Vs Saxton Hale mode on the server, seeing as I need to update it. Eventually it will be done, alongsid...

Mike Martin

5:00 PM on 02.20.2015

Friday Night Fights - Don't Call Me Shirley

Welcome back to another FNF! As you may have seen, we brought EU FNF back this week (Huge thanks to Panzadolphin). I'm very excited to get more community stuff going and to include everyone as much as possible. I'm sorry if I...

Mike Martin

12:10 AM on 02.20.2015

EU FNF: The Re-Birthening...ening...ing.

Welcome to the reboot of EU FNF! It's been a long time and is well overdue. That pic above is apparently from Norway and damn, am I jealous. Moving on from gorgeous scenery... One of the most common complaints about FNF that ...

Mike Martin