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Jul 24 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - For Da Kids

My tank is empty and it's been a rough week. Have some dirty limericks! Share your own below! There once was a fellow McSweenyWho spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a...
Jul 17 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - Horses are Sexy

One day there was a promiscuous pony, and that little whorse decided to cross the road. He had heard someone shout "HAY!" and wanted to see who it was. The voice seemed to come from down an alleyway. The little whorse grew sc...
Jul 16 // Mike Martin

Contest: Win a copy of Into the Stars!

Thanks to our friends at Fugitive Games (Sorry I took so long Alex!), we have 10 copies of Into the Stars for you lovely folks to win! What is Into the Stars you ask? Here's the synopsis from the Steam page: "Take the role of...
Jul 12 // Mike Martin

Contest: Win a copy of Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2!

Our friends at Idea Factory International have been kind enough to hook us up with 4 copies of Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2! 2 for Steam and 2 for Vita! How awesome is that? What is Hyperdimension you ask? Well here is ...
Jul 11 // Mike Martin

Contest: Win a copy of Arkham Knight: Riddler's Gambit

Our friends over at Titan Books have been kind enough to give us 5 copies of their new novel: Batman: Arkham Knight - Riddler's Gambit to give away to you lovely folks! It's a prequel to Arkham Knight and looks pretty cool to...
Jul 10 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - Cars Playing Soccer!

I am pretty damn addicted to Rocket League at the moment (It's sad that's the last article about it from us, c'mon guys). Soccer with jet powered cars.... just works. It's the most insane, competitive fun, that I've had in a ...
Jul 07 // Mike Martin

Team Fortress 2sdays: I'm Back Baby!

So it’s been a while, and during my absence I’ve gotten a new job, become a kid and a squid, fought for the glorious team dog, learned two programming languages in a single weekend, became a 5th edition druid, and...
Jul 07 // Mike Martin

Contest: Win a Copy of the O.P. Stay Positive Bundle

Thanks to our friends over at Opium Pulses'  and the good folks at Flying Bundle, we have three copies of their Stay Positive bundle to giveaway! The bundle is a collection of positively rated games, hand picked by Opium...
Jul 03 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - All About Andy

What can any single one of us say about the greatness of M. Randall Antoinette of Dixonia III? What could we say that does him justice, I mean? Andy is larger than any one achievement, act, or even nipple. Andy is a God among...
Jun 26 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - Today is Awesome

I don't have much else to say. Hells yeah. Let's play some games and celebrate!
Jun 19 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - Chunky Horchata

Today is a special day in my family. It's the 57th anniversary of a great historical event, our great-grandfather (Thomas Kinkade Jefferson Johnson), took part in. The year was 1891, and old Gangsta Herp (as Grandpa was known...
Jun 19 // Mike Martin

Contest: Win a Steam copy of Arkham Knight!

CONTEST OVER! WINNERS NOTIFIED BY COMMENT OR PM. THANKS! Courtesy of DLCompare.com, we have five copies of Batman: Arkham Knight to give away on Steam! To win, simply leave a comment below! We will select five winners at...
Jun 18 // Mike Martin

Contest: Win a Groupees Indie Unite! Bundle

Have you folks read about the Desura owners going bankrupt? What how the developers haven't been getting paid? Well our friends at Groupees have organized a bundle to try and help some of these devs out. The bundle is called ...
Jun 16 // Mike Martin

Contest: Win a Xbox One w/ Forza Horizon 2

Excited by what Microsoft showed off at E3 but need an Xbox? Like Forza Horizon 2 but don't own it yet? Have both, but want an awesome car pack for free? Well then, I have a contest for you! To celebrate the release of the Du...
Jun 12 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - Tumbleweeds Bloodfeast

Oh my lord, they're coming! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have zero energy today. Worked 3 back to back 18hr shifts. Dear lord I'm burnt out. Where's my bed? WHO TOOK MY BED? Oh, there it is. Goodnight fair 'toiders. May the penis be with you. E3? Yay! Games? Yay! Sleep? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... *farts*
Jun 09 // Mike Martin

Team Fortress 2sdays: Chicken Ballet

Ever since Holmes showed off the amazing looking Chickensword, I've had cocks on the brain. I mean I usually have them on the brain, but never this fowl. Maybe I need to take a beak from all this madness. It's just hard to gi...
Jun 08 // Mike Martin

Contest: Groupees Be Mine 20 Bundle

Our friends at Groupees are back again, and have the Be Mine 20 Bundle going! To celebrate they've given us 10 codes to hand out to the Destructoid community! The Be Mine 20 Bundle is a game and music bundle which helps sup...
Jun 05 // Mike Martin

Giveaway: Diablo + Skin for HotS!

[Update: I am still going. It's slow yes, I apologize for that. This turned out to be more complicated than I anticipated and I didn't ask for help to do it. Don't blame anyone but me for that. I am devoting almost all my fre...
Jun 05 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - Let's Roll Around In Cats

CatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCats CatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCats CatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCats CatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCatsCats Meow? Yep. I had nothing in the tank. Just came from the dentist. Ouch. Who cares about that though? Let's play some games! Meow.
Jun 03 // Mike Martin

Contest: Win an Enhance GX-M1 Gaming Mouse!

Our friends at Accessory Power have an ENHANCE GX-M1 High Precision 6-Button Optical Gaming Mouse to give away to one of our lucky readers! She's definitely a looker to boot! For a chance at winning, just leave a comment belo...
Jun 02 // Mike Martin

Team Fortress 2sdays: On Time Edition!

After a lovely mix-up last week, your weekly helping of TF2sday arrives on time and in the Nick of Time! Besides learning my days of the week, life has been rather uneventful. I've been playing a lot of the new Carnivores rem...
May 29 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - Skynet is Coming

The things happening at MIT are scary. Above is a picture from their robotics lab, and have you heard about the cheetah? Way to create our own destruction folks. Fucking hell. Moving along from our imminent doom, how is every...
May 27 // Mike Martin

Contest: Tweet and Win Overture on Steam!

Thanks to Daniel Doan from Blackshell Games, we have 50 copies of their game Overture to give away! What is Overture, you ask? Well check out this blurb, taken from the game's wiki page: "Overture is a strategic real-time mon...
May 27 // Mike Martin

Team Fortress 2sdays: I Like Lego!

Seriously. That is an awesome set. Me gusta. How is all the Team Fortress action been treating everyone lately? I don't know how you all still play to be honest. Nothing against the game, I just don't have the drive to play the same game every week, every year, for.... how many years now? 6-7? You all are amazing, but you already knew that, right? Now go kill each other, you rascals!
May 22 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - Get Over Here!

Guys, I have a problem. I'm thirsty as hell. Not for some sweet meat slapping, but for blood. Your blood. Someone needs to hit me up on Xbox or PC for some Mortal Kombat X action. I have 9 Komplete on PC as well. LET'S DO THI...
May 20 // Mike Martin

Contest: Groupees Be Mine 19 Bundle

Our friends at Groupees have their Be Mine 19 Bundle going, and to celebrate they've given us 20 codes to hand out to the Destructoid community! The Be Mine 19 Bundle is a game, and music bundle which helps support charity. ...
May 19 // Mike Martin

Team Fortress 2sdays: Missing You

Dammit Hank. I keep forgetting I have to write these until the last second, and then I'm stumped. You're out there, flying around on your winged anus llama. Drinking in the clouds with your eyes, while Mario Lopez serves you ...
May 15 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Fights - Together Forever

Some say love doesn't last. I say those that say that are twats. Every relationship requires maintenance, patience and understanding. It has to go both ways as well. It cannot be just a one street, with one person giving and ...
May 15 // Mike Martin

EU FNF: Who You Gonna Call?

Welcome to EU FNF! We have another Menage a Toid/Friday Night Frights happening tonight. What is that? It's where a group of Dtoiders gets together and instead of playing games, they watch a silly/scary show/movie t...
May 12 // Mike Martin

Team Fortress 2sdays: The Hankcation Continues!

Hank is continuing his vacation, but all hope has not abandoned ye. Hank and crew are still providing hot team on team action for you fine folks. Check the map list below and get in there!

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