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Good day sir/madam and welcome to the world of someone who calls himself Anus Mcphanus. In the real world I go by the name of Dan.

The name Anus Mcphanus comes from back in school in 6th form. We had a TV in our common room and I used to bring in my N64 to play games during our lunch breaks. Being in a public (or private to you yanks) school meant that we couldn't shout out obscene profanities so openly and so we made up words/names we could say and not get in any trouble. Eventually these words became associated with a certain person and I became known as Anus Mcphanus which meant arsehole. I thought the name was quite hilarious and so I kept the name and use it as my online and gamer name from then onwards.

In my free time I enjoy being Welsh, taking long walks down the beach and punching small children in the face.
My life is rather dull and uninspiring.
I apparently like to drop my trousers. A lot.
I can't sing but often kid myself into thinking I can.
I do not like things up my butt. Except penis.


This is my sorry arse

Favorite Games Ever:
1.) Final Fantasy VII (PS1)
2.) Suikoden 2 (PS1)
3.) Panzer Dragoon Saga (Saturn)
4.) Rock Band 2 (PS3)
5.) Dungeon Keeper 2 (PC)
6.) Mickey & Donald World of Illusion (Mega Drive)
7.) Guardian Heroes (Saturn)
8.) Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1)
9.) Goldeneye (N64)
10.) Bioshock (360)

Favorite Bands:
1.) Green Day
2.) The Libertines
3.) Arctic Monkeys

Favorite Movies:
1.) Wayne's World
2.) Anchorman
3.) This is Spinal Tap
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11:00 AM on 06.19.2011

The Child of Eden Experience

[Anus Mcphanus takes us on another awesome London journey, this time to the Child of Eden Experience. Want to see your own writing on the front page? Write something awesome and put it in the C Blogs. -- Kauza] The highly ant...

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8:00 AM on 05.18.2011

BAFTA Q&A: Duke Nukem and his gay robot sidekick

[Dtoider Anus Mcphanus was on hand to hear Gearbox head Randy Pitchford reveal some awesome and bizarre details about Duke Nukem Forever at a BAFTA event in London. Want to see your own writing on the front page? Write s...

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7:00 PM on 03.28.2011

Dtoid UK Vs Yoshinori Ono and the UK 3DS Launch

[Community member Anus Mcphanus was at the big UK launch event for the 3DS, and he snagged some photos, swag, and a couple of pretty awesome surprises! VenusInFurs also took some pictures of the early launch prep in Union Squ...

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5:00 PM on 01.29.2010

Preview: Aliens Vs Predator (single-player campaign)

[Editor's Note: We're not just a (rad) news site -- we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our...

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6:20 PM on 11.09.2009

Eurogamer Expo = PAX UK (or why I love Dtoid UK)

[Community member Anus Mcphanus recounts his adventures at Eurogamer Expo with DtoidUK. -- CTZ] Last weekend was the second Eurogamer expo held in the United Kingdom. This was also one of the best weekends in my recent memory and perhaps my whole life EVER and not just because of the expo. No, this was the first time Dtoid UK arranged to meet up and be sexy with each other. 

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12:00 PM on 04.19.2009

UK Dtoiders get hands-on with Bionic Commando at Capcom

[Editor's note: Capcom UK held another Gamer's Day last week and four UK Dtoiders attended the little event. Check out what they think of the game. -- CTZ] Capcom have had a good year so far with the recent releases of Street...

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