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TGS 2007: Dark Sector leg-lopping still makes uninteresting demo

On the last night of TGS, the official Destructoid Peace Summits between the Nick Chester Anger Society, its eponymous antagonist and the diplomat Dale North took place, and like many such summits, we all soon found peace by ...   more

TGS 2007: Dark Sector leg-lopping still makes uninteresting demo photo

TGS 2007: Florian Previews Duel Love... But Is It Gay Enough For A Yaoi Toy Boy?

As all of you know, I'm a huge fan of homoeroticism in gaming. No, really. I'm so supportive of gay gaming that I actually make a point of pronouncing "video games" as "video gaymes." Also, much like Nick ...   more

TGS 2007: Florian Previews Duel Love... But Is It Gay Enough For A Yaoi Toy Boy? photo

TGS 07: The Cattle Car to TGS

I am standing on the platform of the Rapid Shogo line, stretching flat and straight from the heart of Tokyo to the remote district of Kahimakuhari. A throng of flesh compresses me from every side: one hundred million Japanese...   more

TGS 07: The Cattle Car to TGS photo

Hell in Hall 7: Road To Myself

By now, all of you should be familiar with Hall 7. For Eliza, it is the most delicious smelling sphincter of TGS. For me? TGS' stenching taint dipped over and over again into my open, paralyzed mouth. As a summary: Eliza a...   more

Hell in Hall 7: Road To Myself photo

TGS 07: The Chester Anger Society of Tokyo, Japan

Yesterday at TGS, I met my ex-colleagues from Kotaku for the first time. Michael "Beardo" McWhertor! Brian "LOL" Ashcraft! Flynn "Fruit Brute" DeMarco! And some pallid kid with a gobbling thorax ...   more

TGS 07: The Chester Anger Society of Tokyo, Japan photo

TGS 2007: Booth Babe Meets Tentacle

To many of our more astute readers, well versed in the odd idiosyncrosies of foreign cultures, it will perhaps be surprising to see a beautiful, demure Japanese woman posing next to a giant tentacle. "Why isn't it crammed up her vagina?" you might well ask. I'm sorry. I just don't know. It's just one more mystery of TGS.   more


TGS 2007: Dangerous Meat, GOTY?! Exclusive Preview!

From Lonely Planet's City Guide to Tokyo, 2006 edition, page 241: "Condoms are widely available in Tokyo, but generally only locally produced varieties, which tend to be on the small side." When one reads someth...   more


Coming next week: Fear and Lost in Translation at TGS

With a roar of the engine... with flame belching from the exhaust pipe... with the grill work glinting like the blood hungry smile of some Great Red Shark, a crimson Cadillac will explode through the walls of the Tokyo Game S...   more

Coming next week: Fear and Lost in Translation at TGS photo

Pay for your bullets with Kwari

If Bioshock taught me anything, it's that Objectivist Free Capitalism is all about hitting as many people in the face with a wrench as possible, then stealing the money that spills out of their corpse. So, ostensibly, you...   more


Castlevania: Dracula's Curse obsessive about goat sex

Foul-mouthed, chain-smoking, greasy-haired deviant author (and genius!) Warren Ellis has posted an excerpt from his first draft script to the new Castlevania: Dracula's Curse animated movie to the official production blog. ...   more


Rockstar Games: Hell on Earth

Over at Alphabet City, Jeff — an ex-Rockstar web producer — has unfurled all of the streaked underpants and suspiciously crusty socks accumulated during his time at Take 2 / Gathering of Developers/ Rockstar / Wha...   more

Rockstar Games: Hell on Earth photo

Racism in Age of Conan's Hyborian Age

As a black gay Irish albino, I know the sting of prejudice, the invisible walls of racial stereotyping that isolate me from my fellow men. I hate it. I hate and I hate and I hate, even going so far as to declare myself Impe...   more


In Case You Missed It: The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed Tape

  As a gamer, I am a stinking, festering, pustulous thing. A translucent-skinned Gollum, slowly evolving like a deep-sea fish into a creature blind, boneless and explodable by the light. Contorted over the years into co...   more


Florian's First Day at Destructoid HQ

As part of our rigorous contract negotiations, Eliza and I made an unorthodox proviso: on our first day at Destructoid HQ — a gigantic robot head perched atop a volcano — we expected to be introduced to our fell...   more