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My Journey into Shallowness – Review of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

I don’t like reviewing games. By the time I get around to playing enough of game to review it, weeks, or even months may have past. What good is that going to do? However, what if I were to revi...   more



Good News! You Can Now Pork Your iPad

Humankind has accomplished a lot of incredible things during our history on this little blue marble of ours. We have developed languages, writing, tools, art and architecture, which separate us f...   more



Your Gaming Guilty Pleasures

Everyone has a guilty pleasure. Some people enjoy really bad movies starring Nicholas Cage or books that have a painting of Fabio on the cover. Others have a weakness to certain sweet, savory, an...   more

Your Gaming Guilty Pleasures


Time for This Old Dog to Learn Some New Tricks

Last Sunday, I attempted to trade in some games to my local GameStop. To my surprise, the storefront was abandoned, adorned with a poster stating that Little Caesar's Pizza was "Coming Soon!" My ...   more



Who Won E3? There is Only One Way to Find Out

It' E3 time, that wonderful time of year where game companies from around the world converge on LA to showcase their latest and greatest wares to their adoring fans. By the way, when I say their ...   more

Who Won E3? There is Only One Way to Find Out


Gaming has its own Types of Hooliganism

The World Cup is just around the corner and fans of the "beautiful game" are waiting with baited breath on whether the historic tournament is going to be reduced to a shit show consisting of poor...   more

Gaming has its own Types of Hooliganism


That Dragon, Cancer & Crying into One’s Controller

It’s hard to trying to pigeonhole what industry the videogame most closely resembles. I personally hate comparing videogames to any other industry since the videogame industry is so unique in its...   more

That Dragon, Cancer & Crying into One’s Controller


A Peak at 3D & Virtual Reality’s Embarrassing History

The Oculus Rift is going to be the bee’s knees. It’s going to revolutionize the industry and change the way that we play games, FOREVER. Why, in fifty years, our children and grand children are g...   more

A Peak at 3D & Virtual Reality’s Embarrassing History


Top 5 Reasons it Sucks Ass to be a Gamer

Being a gamer sure has a lot of high points.  We get to partake in a medium that is at the cutting edge of technology and storytelling. We gamers get to experience the genius of some of the fines...   more



Top 10 Worst Mothers from Games & Film

It’s Mother’s Day! That one time of year where we go out of our way to thank our mothers (and the mother’s of our children for that matter) for putting up with our shit all these years. All the g...   more

Top 10 Worst Mothers from Games & Film


Sometimes You Have to Put Down the Tech to Really Connect

People often ask me, “How do you deal with your nasty commute into work every morning on the train?” Simple really, in the morning I sleep, probably snoring and farting like a motherfucker to the...   more

Sometimes You Have to Put Down the Tech to Really Connect


MLG’s Evil Plans for World Domination

It’s pretty obvious that the suits at MLG have nefarious and grander plans for competitive gaming and the proof is their decision to build an arena off the coast of Hong Kong to hold multi-nation...   more

MLG’s Evil Plans for World Domination


Amazon’s Plan to Disrupt Gaming as we Know It

Disrupt the market. That’s something swarmy MBAs like to say all the time when talking about their latest products. I hate this term, because I have heard it so many times from suits when describ...   more

Amazon’s Plan to Disrupt Gaming as we Know It


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Remembering Barcode: NYC’s Failed Arcade Club

In the late 1990’s arcades were in their death throes in the U.S. Arcade games, that once held an edge in terms of their technical ability against home consoles and PCs, were slowly but surely be...   more

Remembering Barcode: NYC’s Failed Arcade Club


The Dangers of Wearing the Videogamer Badge

I never cease to be amazed how even though videogames have come so far in terms of mainstream acceptance, there are times when I must contain myself accordingly when showing my enthusiasm for my ...   more



Come Meet the New Boss…

…Same as the old boss? Let’s hope not for Xbox One fans and game fans in general. After just under a year of monumental missteps regarding the Xbox brand and direction, Microsoft has seemingly do...   more

Come Meet the New Boss…


Launch Title Retrospective: Where are they Now

Don’t you love “where are they now shows?” Nothing makes us feel better about ourselves than watching someone that had it all and pissed it all away. Child actors, teen popstars, mega athletes, y...   more

Launch Title Retrospective: Where are they Now


Gaming Under the Influence of Opiates

First off, I don’t condone the misuse of controlled substances. One should only use prescription drugs under the supervision of a doctor, unless that doctor is named Dr. Feelgood, in which case, ...   more

Gaming Under the Influence of Opiates


Mass Murderer Starving for a PS3 & Cozy Chair

Anders Breivik, the Norwegian mass murderer convicted for killing 77 people is threatening a hunger strike if he’s not given a Playstation 3 among other creature comforts. Apparently, he believes...   more

Mass Murderer Starving for a PS3 & Cozy Chair


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Buyer’s Remorse and PS4 Envy

They say the grass is greener on the other side. I hate that saying, people who say that deserve to get punched in the throat, and yet it’s what I keep telling myself when I think of the PS4. It’...   more

Buyer’s Remorse and PS4 Envy


Why is Clark Kent is So Method?

Full disclosure, I’m not a Superman fan. He’s a goody-two-shoes with no flaws and I hate that. I want my superheroes to have flaws goddamn it! Horrible disgusting wart-like flaws and everything t...   more

Why is Clark Kent is So Method?


Freak Dreams are Made of These…

A week and a half ago, I read a fascinating article about lucid dreaming and hardcore gaming. In this article, a psychologist Jayne Gackenbach (Gesundheit!) posits that hardcore gamers often have...   more

Freak Dreams are Made of These…


Pass the Sticks, Remembering Old School Co-op

Over the holidays, my wife, daughter, in-laws, and I took a vacation to Disney World to help get our minds off a very long and trying year. I’m being completely transparent when I say that I wasn...   more

Pass the Sticks, Remembering Old School Co-op


When will Nintendo Think the Unthinkable?

With the news coming out of Japan of Nintendo missing it’s marks fiscally for 2013 by some sizable margins, and their stock taking a hard hit, many people have come out with their “The end is nea...   more

When will Nintendo Think the Unthinkable?


Celebrity Guest Game Reviews: Liberace & Rockband

I don’t do game reviews, so I’ve decided to outsource that to some of the world’s most iconic celebrities, both living and dead. Today, I’m happy to announce that the late great Liberace will giv...   more

Celebrity Guest Game Reviews: Liberace & Rockband


The Future is Now, Playstation Now

Sony’s marketing plan seemed pretty simple with the launch of PS4. Announce powerful new hardware. Keep mouth shut. Let competition stick foot in mouth. Contradict competition. Win the next-gen b...   more

The Future is Now, Playstation Now


Kojima Crossing the Line with Sexual Violence in Latest Metal Gear

is still 3 months away, but the ESRB has recently released some details of the content in the upcoming game. Nothing out of the ordinary regarding ESRB releasing details early, as this happens al...   more

Kojima Crossing the Line with Sexual Violence in Latest Metal Gear


My Best of the Worst of 2013

Who doesn't love a train wreck? 2013 had a fair amount of them. For every triumph there was a cock-up of epic proportions. Sure, there were plenty of great games, exciting announcements and a new...   more

My Best of the Worst of 2013





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