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I think that some of the people that were excited by the idea of Final Fantasy Theatrhythm might have bought it, played it for a few days, and then sent it to rot in their huge, unfinished game ... more
Many of the staff members at Destructoid have animals associated with them. Me? Corgis, of course. If you don't know that, you don't read Destructoid enough. Also, look at my Pinterest board!... more
Do you wear videogame t-shirts? I suppose that's a silly question. Of course you do. I do. We all do. Well, hold on... I , but it's rare. Maybe I haven't done laundry in awhile. Or maybe I'm w... more
So this all happened at Destructoid while "working" today. NickC: TECMO KOEI AMERICA ANNOUNCES RELEASE DATE FOR DYNASTY WARRIORS 7: Xtreme Legends Dale : dynasty Dontcareriers 7 JimSterling: D... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
I love Las Vegas. Always have, always will. I'm the guy that argues with the locals and tells them that they don't know shit about their own town. Amazing food, amazing sites, beautiful people, ... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think... more
For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, peo... more
This is my tribute to Mr. Browntown himself, Destructoid's own Samit Sarkar. Podtoid listeners have called him out for his abusive use of "um" and "uh" and "you know," you know. Give the mix ... more
Okay, so if you read the other two blogs I posted, you'd know that I've been on a bit of a quest to reclaim all of the games I sold a few years back. I didn't really go into a lot of detail about... more
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I love Destructoid because, while there are the occasional trolls to deal with, I don't have to worry about this: The underage gamer. The kid who finds joy in mocking older gamers. The kid who... more
1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the lates... more
So, slightly inspired by, I went on a mission this weekend: increase the collection. The focus was on PS2 and PS1 games. First stop, my parents' house to pick up some games from my little brother... more
I started my wild and crazy path into the world of gaming back when I was a wee lad of 4. My aunt would babysit me while my parents went to work, and what better place to take a little kid than a... more
So, I figured I'd try my hand at this. Hopefully I didn't yank any characters that others posted about. First in my 3-man/woman team is Poison Ivy. I've always had a thing for Poison Ivy. Pro... more
As performed by Thomas the Tank Engine Come on run away You don't have to stay We're nearly outta time But you're doin' fine So stay on track And don't look back Just feel the pace Come on no... more
From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you: more
We all go in with the best of intentions. Prior to owning a 360, you hear about the achievements you can gain through playing a game and how people brag about them. "That's not going to be me!... more
Well, "so far" meaning "I'm only playing the demo". And honestly, I'm not quite sure what to think of Guitar Hero: Metallica. But before I explain myself, let me give you a quick little backgrou... more
After much patient waiting, Killzone 2 finally arrived this afternoon and I have been spending the afternoon wallowing in its gray space fascism. We'll be bringing you a review as soon as we're a... more
I wanted to like this game. Hell, I even defended it on other gaming sites. And for a while, I did enjoy it and felt that the negative reviews out there were totally missing the mark. I mean, w... more
First off, the Dtoid community is fucking amazing. I keep putting this off, but here it is now. 1.. One one now infamous roadtrip with friends, I punched out a windshield in heavy traffic. The... more
This seems to be today's CBlog activity, and since I'm as self-interested as the rest of you, I shall join in! I don't go into a great deal of detail about my childhood, save for the occasiona... more