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Mike Martin . Sep 02
I put too many peppers in my sausage and potatoes. My asshole is on fire. I want to cry when I wipe. But it was good.
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Mike Martin . Sep 01
Patrick Hancock hates babies. Rick and Morty.... I wish I could view thee second season. I need to play MGSV. I spray farted earlier.
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Mike Martin . Aug 28

(NVGR) Help a homeless guy?

As some of you may have read, I've been homeless for a little over a month now. Some of you have convinced me to swallow my pride and ask for help on a larger scale, so here I am. This is my last day with guaranteed access t...   0

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Vikki Blake . Aug 26
Here's me playing Zombi and freaking out. ENJOY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb9dLufvRT4
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Mike Martin . Aug 25

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's your world. Seize it. 2: The best place to sleep is sup...   0

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Vikki Blake . Aug 21
Last night's DestrUKtoid recording was one of my favs. I shouted Destiny a lot - yay! Hey, listen! http://www.destructoid.com/destruktoid-episode-16-big-pause-307298.phtml
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Vikki Blake . Aug 19
Slowest download in the history of forever. Fate is not on my side with this stream! Will do it tomorrow, before or after we record the Dtoid podcast!
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Vikki Blake . Aug 19
FML. Zombi should've downloaded overnight, but... didn't. PFT. So: downloading now. Hopefully it'll be in in the next hour or so but if not I AM SO SORRY EVERYTHING IS CURSED. Will keep you posted!
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Vikki Blake . Aug 19
(And if you're on Twitch, feel free sub/follow me at twitch.tv/vixxiie. That way you can be notified of when I'm streaming, so you don't have to deal with my shitty timekeeping again!)
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Vikki Blake . Aug 19
I'm SO SORRY for leaving people hanging yesterday! ;_; I double-booked myself, so had to push my stream to tonight. If you don't hate me and would still like to watch me scream playing Zombi, join me tonight - 7pm BST (11am PST??) at twitch.tv/vixxiie
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Vikki Blake . Aug 18
I was thinking of streaming Zombi on PS4 tonight. Would you be interested in coming along? There'll be lots of embarrassing screaming, I'm sure. :P You can find me at twitch.tv/vixxiie. I'll be on around 7pm BST! (11am PST) <3
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Vikki Blake . Aug 17
I hated that a storm brought us home early from vacation ... AND THEN THERE WAS GJALLY!
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Mike Martin . Aug 16
I just pooped behind a Dennys and it was violent.
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Mike Martin . Jul 10

Better With Age: My D*ck

Since Nanners is a giant buttface, dickhole, cuntflap (just kidding boo), I had to change my idea for this month's.... Musing? BoB? You fucks have too many names for the same God damn things now days. So instead of writing a...   0

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Mike Martin . Jul 05

I Miss You

It’s been a year. Oh, what a year it has been my friend. So much darkness, so much light. I know, I’m a drama queen sometimes. Can’t help it. It’s not easy wrestling with all this, especially when I h...   0

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Glowbear . Apr 30

Destructoid is now a pile of stale shit to me

I’ve been fired, alongside possibly Stevil. but yet to be confirmed, from the staff section of Destructoid and Frontpage posting. I hope they don't get rid of him, he's so lovely and Welsh.   We were bot...   0

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Vikki Blake . Apr 22

10 Bixx About Vixx

Who the fuck is Vikki Blake?  If you've yet to see my (apparently sad-looking?!) face around the place: HAI! I'm Vikki, Dtoid's newest UK-type person. It's lovely here, isn't it?  I was never really the kind of...   0

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Mike Martin . Apr 09

(NVGR) An AMA with Mike Martin/PhilKenSebben

Hello everyone. I was just down in my home and saw a complaint that struck a chord with me. It was one I had myself, back when my name was filled with 3's and my shitposting was at an all time high: The lack of staff in...   0

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Mike Martin . Mar 12

Friday Night Flicks! Phil's ode to the 80's

So like Frights, we would watch movies (duh). Only we watch movies only from the 80s and I'm shooting for action/adventure/comedy/etc. No horror flicks, as that is what Frights is for and I'm not about to get slapped wi...   0

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Mike Martin . Mar 03

9 Dtoiders I'd Like To F**k

How the fuck is someone like me supposed to sit down and pick nine of you to feature in a list like this? All the friendships I've made, those I've tried to help, those that have helped me.... man. As a longtime member ...   0

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Mike Martin . Feb 23

(NVGR) Cooking with Phil - First Edition

Welcome hungry readers. Listen to my stomach roar. Through a boombox. Look, I couldn't find a decent header and I just fucking winged it, ok? All the pictures are weird sized. I got lazy at the end. 2104 FUCKING WORDS A...   0

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Glowbear . Feb 20

Dtoid 9th Anniversary - Fuzzy List of Feels

Panzadolphin – Panza is just a lovely guy, who has listened to me talk nonsense, always had kind words to say to me and even better, has some pretty great retorts. But he’s a dirty slut so he should be good ...   0

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Glowbear . Feb 13

Destructoid Community SVU Group Watch Happening Now!

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU has aired but not all have watched and certainly not in the fine company of your giggly Dtoid comrades. Join us in the Skype group chat as we no doubt will laugh our tits off a...   0

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Mike Martin . Feb 02

Clan/Team/Group Roundup. & PC FNF Blogger Wanted

Short and to the point for this one. Leave a comment below with your clan/team/group or whatever, ID/Tag, so that I may add this to future FNF posts. Let's have a little roundup of everyone's groups and games (leave wha...   0

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Glowbear . Feb 02

FNFKinda - 11/12th Feb - Law and Order: Dtoid Speshul Victums

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU will air on Feb 11th. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/98/fa/8c/98fa8c5aac1b0332f95be9e7eb603728.jpg I know that it might be tempting for a lot of people to watch thi...   0

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Mike Martin . Jan 29

Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.

See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind th...   0

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Glowbear . Jan 28

Badgers and Beavers eh?

There is only one forest animal and that is...the....GLOWBEAR!!   Shit about to get ghetto Animals of Farthing Wood up in h'ar!   0

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Glowbear . Jan 27

The Dangers of Being a Person who Plays Video Games

Cramps Let’s start this off bold and true. The ancient Greek for the word cramps, translates as "Oh lord this is how I am going to die, there is no hope. Amputate the leg". When you game, the main part of your bod...   0

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Glowbear . Jan 22

Stealth Purity and the Long Cheat

Some of us are not born to be stealthy, some of us revel in the gung-ho gameplay, whereby we see a plethora of cocky enemies ahead and we have seven weapons in our inventory and a handful of grenades and we know what we...   0




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