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Horse Armor DLC for Skyrim available for purchase

Leaking early on Xbox Live Marketplace and then quickly removed was horse armor, priced at 400 Microsoft Points. Most telling about the download was that the content is already on the actual game...   more

Horse Armor DLC for Skyrim available for purchase


The Jim Sterling effect (Jim Sterling)

I gathered some data and analyzed it, my results being quite amazing. "The Jim Sterling effect" as you may know it multiplies blog excellence. But now, you can rest quite assured that there is ...   more



Why modern games are infinitely better than retro games

Lots of people in this day and age constantly berate new, superior modern games. They tell us that this new game is trash, that videogames are for the mainstream and have been dumbed down, and th...   more

Why modern games are infinitely better than retro games


Why Skyrim is better than Zelda: Skyward Sword

With the extreme similarities between Skyrim and Zelda, we are forced to compare them. They are nearly identical competitors, with nearly identical gameplay... Very easy to directly compare to ...   more

Why Skyrim is better than Zelda: Skyward Sword


MMO Stories: The day I was molested

I was a boy of ten years old in the world of Runescape. It was Christmas day, and I was enjoying vast deposits of coal left unguarded by people who had abandoned me to real life. , a voice said ...   more

MMO Stories: The day I was molested


Blizzard unleashes an underhanded way to profit millions from World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft has been around for nearly a decade. In that time millions of accounts have been created, and many more billions of characters, now completely inactive, have been created, tak...   more

Blizzard unleashes an underhanded way to profit millions from World of Warcraft


I know what happens in Bioshock: Infinite (aka SkyoShock predictions)

I know everything about Bioshock, being Atlas and all. So let me reveal exactly how the plot will twist. - The character, Elizabeth, is what keeps the city floating. Without her it will crash. ...   more

I know what happens in Bioshock: Infinite (aka SkyoShock predictions)


Would you kindly let me spoil your games?

Atlas is Fontaine Samus is a woman The main character Darth Revan Aeris dies Your dog dies Tidus isn't real The Collectors are actually Protheans Carmine dies The princess is in another ...   more

Would you kindly let me spoil your games?


Helpful Hints for Blogging

Hi everyone! I realized we've never actually done this before, so I figured I'd make a blog post just with some helpful tips and suggestions on what we're looking for in articles to promote. Som...   more



How does Wailord fit inside a Pokeball?

I don't understand.   more



Fanboy Friday is going on hiatus

So, I thought I could do this forever. I thought that fanboys would provide me with a never-ending stream of entertainment, and that we could all sit down and mock them until the end of time. Un...   more



Happy Fortieth Birthday Destructoid

I can't believe it has been forty years since Niero created Destructoid. After all these years it has remained awesome, only a little less so when Niero disappeared in the Brazilian jungle sevent...   more



OK, guys, we gotta rap some Pokémon.

You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part.   more



Why are Guards Psychic?

Guards. Some of them have telepathic abilities. They can see you when you are out of site. They know when their friends attack you. Hell, they even know when you stealth kill someone. This is a...   more

Why are Guards Psychic?


Why are Mushrooms Bouncy?

Mushrooms. Step on one. It will crumble before your magnificent visage. No recoil. No rebound. Just a mushroom flattened before your very eyes. How could humanity twist such a creature? How could...   more



What I want from ThinkGeek

DO WANT:   more



Hey Paisano

Hey, did I do it right? Can I get past the border now, meng?   more

Hey Paisano


Destructoid Burnout (too much of a good thing?)

So.... six months since my last blog post. I can recall doing this once or twice before. I get real into Destructoid, so much that I write blog after blog like I'm getting paid for it. I make ton...   more

Destructoid Burnout (too much of a good thing?)


WOOOO!

That is all.   more

WOOOO!


Internet pirates found guilty, sentenced to a year in jail

Pirate Bay founders Peter Sunde, Fredrik Neij, Gottfrid Svartholm and Carl Lundström were all found guilty of promoting the copyright infringement of others, and sentenced to serve one year in pr...   more

Internet pirates found guilty, sentenced to a year in jail


Those about to die: ME

I'm not too fond of games that travel the well worn and tested routes, the games where you rescue the princess and live happily ever after (well... only until the sequel of course). These videog...   more

Those about to die: ME


For Those About to Die: YOU CANNOT DIE YOU ARE A ROBOT!

How is it that a final boss can die at the end of a game if he was never once alive? Will Smith destroyed a contingent of plastic bullies in "I, Robot" but he did not technically ever kill a sing...   more

For Those About to Die: YOU CANNOT DIE YOU ARE A ROBOT!


Vin Diesel confirmed to star in upcoming Shadow of the Colossus movie

Vin Diesel is queued to star in the upcoming "Shadow of the Colossus" movie based off of the 2005 blockbuster videogame of the same name. Diesel has yet to comment, but his agent has mentioned ...   more

Vin Diesel confirmed to star in upcoming Shadow of the Colossus movie


Mr. Destructoid takes a picture of himself everyday for 3 years

Destructoid turns three. Watch how he changes over the years. Enjoy.   more

Mr. Destructoid takes a picture of himself everyday for 3 years


Resident Evil 5 is blatantly racist against Jim Sterling

Capcom tried so hard to be unracist they unwittingly victimized Jim Sterling.   more

Resident Evil 5 is blatantly racist against Jim Sterling


Jim Sterling is Blatantly Better than Jesus Christ (UPDATE: Gay Erotica)

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Jim Sterling is Blatantly Better than Jesus Christ (UPDATE: Gay Erotica)


Hamza Day 2009 Featuring Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Hi guys it is Hamza Day '09!!! I made a really bad flash video but it won't convert properly so I have stuck you guys with a really bad video of a Hamza/Atlas combo staring down Robotnik. A...   more

Hamza Day 2009 Featuring Dr. Ivo Robotnik


Mr. Destructoid Gets Crucified and 10 Reasons to Love Me

So basically I said "Mikey plz draw Mr. Destructoid getting crucified k thnx" and then he said something and I said something and then this happened. You're welcome for the video -- took me a ...   more

Mr. Destructoid Gets Crucified and 10 Reasons to Love Me


Launching Destructoid Canada!

Remember when I said that Canadian Dtoiders would have a present? Probably not because I said that a long time ago. After playing with the content in it for the last month in frustration I de...   more

Launching Destructoid Canada!


Playing With Brothers

When I was young I could single out the very best thing about my brother; he could play videogames with me. Long nights were spent passing the controller around causing mindless mayhem in Grand...   more

Playing With Brothers





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