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Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



So, I accidentally got into comics [mostly NVGR]

I've been desperately meaning to write a cblog over the last few weeks, but between wrapping up the summer term -- four classes left and then I can do Dtoid full time, thank eff! -- and putting the rest of my free time towa...   more

So, I accidentally got into comics [mostly NVGR]


Happy 4th of July! Now go enjoy it!

While many Americans are spending the day grilling, drinking, and hanging out with their friends and families, science is happening elsewhere in the world. Much of the Destructoid staff has peaced out already, so content wi...   more

Happy 4th of July! Now go enjoy it!


Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

Jim S. It's like Japanese dick girls Jim S. Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're a greedy fucker O...   more



Recording Zero Cool tomorrow. Toss questions our way!

We'll be Zero Cooling it up extra early tomorrow, because of SPORTS. As such, I wanted to give you fine community members the opportunity to hit us -- Darren/Dexter/Darexter, Sean, Ben, and myself -- up with any questions a...   more

Recording Zero Cool tomorrow. Toss questions our way!


The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PAX Prime! Last week was my firs...   more



Like videogame music? Check this out!

So tonight I was randomly reminded of this incredible site's existence. It. Effing. Rules. Apparently not a ton of people are aware of this thing, because I tweeted about it and got a bunch of responses filled with gushing. And since more or less all of the music on the site is fantastic, just about everyone was like "it started on Amazing Game X, SO GOOD!" Enjoy, Dtoiders!   more



Finally, a web comic comes along to ask: Can Mario F*** It?

Hey Destructoid. It's been a while. I've been reading the front page every day, I just haven't really been back to the community. I haven't really had anything worth while to write about. Then summer started, and a friend of ...   more

Finally, a web comic comes along to ask: Can Mario F*** It?


Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming

To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII review and the hate campaign ins...   more

Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming


Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly such a pain in the arse these...   more

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer


Your old pal Sterling on ScrewAttack's Sidescroller's podcast

HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my "Videogame 'fans' need to shut up about everything" editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too long. Quite a fun little debate and hopefully it is interesting to people. Check it out here: SIDESCROLLERS OMG Hope you like it!   more



HOW MANY CELEBRITIES MUST DIE? Or RIP Brittany Murphy

It appears Brittany Murphy, 32, has died this morning. Her death raises interesting questions: was it drugs? was it MURDER? and, most importantly, who the fuck is Brittany Murphy? Well, Wikipedia tells me she was the voice of...   more

HOW MANY CELEBRITIES MUST DIE? Or RIP Brittany Murphy


My review of all the reviews of my review of thing with the thing

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Faptoid 1. Why ask for directions when we can just use Google Faps?

Like many of you, I enjoy 2 things in life: video games and fapping. The great thing about video games is that they have many wimmenz in them for me to fap to. I find video game wimmenz easier to fap to than real life wimmenz...   more

Faptoid 1. Why ask for directions when we can just use Google Faps?


Why Destructoid's Extra Life Marathon Was A Bit Disappointing

I thoroughly enjoyed what I watched of the Extra Life marathon last night. I watched from about 10:45 AM until about 1:30 AM or so (I am a college student, and this is how I spent my Saturday night. Great fun was had by all. ...   more

Why Destructoid's Extra Life Marathon Was A Bit Disappointing


So guess what was in my closet ...

Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just lying around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think it belonged to my stepso...   more



Everything on Wikipedia is literally true

For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, people who think about me and my ...   more



Why I Love Destructoid

1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the latest phone call he's received abo...   more

Why I Love Destructoid


Samit is the movies!

From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you:   more

Samit is the movies!


First Jimpressions: Killzone 2

After much patient waiting, Killzone 2 finally arrived this afternoon and I have been spending the afternoon wallowing in its gray space fascism. We'll be bringing you a review as soon as we're able, but I thought I thought I...   more

First Jimpressions: Killzone 2


Randomtoid: Kittens - Inspired by Kittens [NVGR]

A friend of mine showed me this random clip today, and it made me realize that when I was a kid, I probably would have done the same thing. At the very least, the video should provide some "aww"s for the cuteness-loving crowd She is so hot   more

Randomtoid: Kittens - Inspired by Kittens [NVGR]


How to play video games with your penis (don't worry, no pictures. But there is a SFW video)

Video games and masturbation have always gone together. From Custer's Revenge to Xtreme Beach Volleyball to Cho Aniki for some of you guys out there, many gamers have had to deal with the dilemma of having to pause because th...   more

How to play video games with your penis (don't worry, no pictures. But there is a SFW video)


10 things you might not know (and don't care to know) about Jim Stoilin'

This seems to be today's CBlog activity, and since I'm as self-interested as the rest of you, I shall join in! 1: I grew up with bikers and a bearded alcoholic called The Preacher I don't go into a great deal of detail abou...   more

10 things you might not know (and don't care to know) about Jim Stoilin'


AIM FUN: a brand new text adventure!

I was talking online with a friend of mine, when he decided to try and fuck with me. However, since he is a friend, and not some random person who finds out about my AIM fun and then tries to IM me so they can have fun with m...   more

AIM FUN: a brand new text adventure!


Calling all Friday Night Fights hosts

So as you are all likely aware, our forums are still down. It sucks, I know -- especially after Mxyzptlk just started organizing FNF in the forums, which I'm super happy about. Last week I was able to put the front page po...   more

Calling all Friday Night Fights hosts


I don't often post "hot" pictures, but this was too saucy to pass up

Hot diggity dawg!   more

I don't often post


Help me get X-Blades swag for utter bullsh*t

If you have a Twitter account, I hereby request that you help me screw up a voting system just for the simple pleasure of having something utterly terrible win a prize it doesn't deserve. Southpeak is offering X-Blades swag...   more

Help me get X-Blades swag for utter bullsh*t


Sour Wine

I have concluded that if I take these sour grapes and use those to make the wine that you will ask me if I would like cheese to go with, I can actually make sour wine, the most powerful metaphor for complaints ever concocted....   more

Sour Wine


Jesus Christ, it IS Tyra Tuesday!!!

It's Tyra Tuesday everybody! I'm not even sure wtf a Tyra Banks is, but I do know it's TYRA TUESDAY and that means that anybody who doesn't celebrate Tyra Banks gets BANNED! You surely read Kotaku's very informative "how no...   more

Jesus Christ, it IS Tyra Tuesday!!!


Samit Sarkar does it again!

Hot off the heels of taking Japan by storm with SAMITSU, our lovable Sports Games Editor is at it again with yet another triumph over popular culture. This man's profile is shooting into the stratosphere. There's not telling how high he will go!   more

Samit Sarkar does it again!





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