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Just sharing some thoughts

Hi!† So there's never a dull moment when you work in the wonderful world of video games. For instance, I just got finished with a move! That Dtoid HQ we had in SF is more or less done. For now a...   more



Occam Thoughts: Youtube

So letís see.† Itís been a while since I wrote one of these.†Whatís new with me?† Iíve been engaging in all kinds of media lately.† † Iíve been playing a silly amount of Final Fantasy IV: A R...   more



(NVGR) Why I quit The Dismal Jesters

As some of you may know, I was doing a Podcast with former Dtoid writers Conrad Zimmerman and Jim Sterling called The Dismal Jesters. It was more-or-less a continuation of the version of Podtoi...   more



E3 2014: From the perspective of a Shark

Iím writing this on my flight down to Los Angeles for E3 right now. Iím excited. Itís nice knowing that events like this can still make me excited eight years into this career. Though itís an eve...   more



Modding the DualShock 4

I love the DualShock 4. Seriously, it's my favorite controller that I've ever used, and I've used pretty much anything you could name to me, plus a countless number of third-party offerings. In m...   more

Modding the DualShock 4


Sup Holmes returns today at 4pm with Mike K from Ludum Dare

Hello! Thanks again to everyone that supported the Sup Holmes Kickstarter! We made almost 3 times our initial goal. We totally won.† The show is coming back today with Mike Kasprzak, one of the...   more



10 things they don't want you to know about Jet Set Radio

Hey Dtoid. Let's face it: this website is obviously run by Illuminati Bilderberg New World Order Knights Templar Masons. I mean, c'mon; pretty obvious, right? Niero killed JFK by transforming him...   more



What's going on behind the scenes

I'm going to focus on E3, as really our inboxes are just flooded with all things E3. Dale and I are splitting duties, he's focused on getting all the appointments in order while I manage and prep...   more



Pictures of cows

This is where I introduce the blog. Hello everybody. This is a special blog made spontaneously for the Dzord. Lately there has been a lot of sadness and angst and hostility and other words on ...   more



Occams Thoughts: 10 Things About Me

Top ten lists are a lot of fun. †Its a great chance to get to know the community and present yourself a bit. †You can let down your guard and get some community love and return the love in quick,...   more



State of the Dtoid Address

Dear Niero, Hamza, and Dale, The community needs to be better informed and more involved with what is going on around the site. There have been 13 different shit storms going on in the last week...   more



10 Stuffs You Don't Want to Know about Glowbear

Especially if they're lying about, bare brash and bold. I†do not understand how anyone can live their lives, just having coins on their desk. They're an abomination and so are you for scattering...   more



Five more things about pedrovay2003

Ooh, it's been a while since we've done one of these, hasn't it? Well, we've all had life updates, I'm sure, so let's get to it! (I'm only doing five, since I've done one or two of these in the...   more



On Twitch

Why we're shutting down our Twitch efforts as you've known it? Because we couldn't afford it any longer. Since day one, the amount of money we put into Twitch has always been more than we've ever...   more



How I get exclusives for Destructoid

XKUkC3c4TCo See this people? YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO GET YOU EXCLUSIVES?! For context, the guy feeding me is Nigel Lowrie of Devolver Digital and we were goofing off waiting for s...   more



Free things can be yours

My transcriptionist has completed work on Episode 1 of Kilonova Complex (available on and ).† It's serial fiction in the sci fi (meaning Science Fience) genre. There's a description in the comme...   more



Zombie Orwell's Backlog: Eminem. Plus, the return of dick wolf.

Destructoid, you've been very naughty. How dare you. You offend me. JUST KIDDING!!! Haha. I like irreverent jokes designed for laughter. It is funny. Here is more funny: Eminem. The humanist ...   more

Zombie Orwell's Backlog: Eminem. Plus, the return of dick wolf.


Scary Granules Episode 25 - The Clickety Clack 25th Special!

Yay! NOW GO AWAY!!!......No wait! Stay stay. Things got a bit emotional there. It's our where apart from the usual illuminated plushie and mutilated dolphin ramblings, we also have the l, eve...   more

Scary Granules Episode 25 - The Clickety Clack 25th Special!


Scary Granules Episode 24 - Attack of the Tentacle Monster

Oh what a beauitful morning, oh what a beautiful day I am surrounded by tentacles Panza's real name is Donny Gray YES FOLKS! Another fantabulous episode of Scary Granules just for you and no o...   more

Scary Granules Episode 24 - Attack of the Tentacle Monster


The Thing: What could have been

is a third-person survival horror video game developed by and it could have been something that when talked about now, is remembered fondly. It could have been a really enjoyable game, that d...   more



We need YOU (and your mum) for our 25th Episode Special!

Hello you lovely slippery balls of toenails. Scary Granules will be recording the and we thought we'd make this a special one and we need you in order to successfully pull that off. If you co...   more



Dear Not a Game

By now most people who play games regularly or keep a fairly decent check on games related news will be aware of the existence of†some titles such as,††and†. Now I used†title†instead of games, ...   more



Scary Granules Episode 23 - In Which Glowbear gets Willy Whispered

Some podcasts aren't meant to be listened to by mothers. 100% of the remaining podcasts, mothers have no interest in. This podcast is in the other remaining 100% whereby none of you should listen...   more

Scary Granules Episode 23 - In Which Glowbear gets Willy Whispered


Why I love videogame magazines

As some of you may know, Dtoid Reviews editor Chris Carter, former Dtoid powerhouse Tony Ponce, and myself have been working with a conclave of nerds and videogame experts on making a print magaz...   more

Why I love videogame magazines


New Daily Runs of Spelunky, Nuclear Throne, and Risk of Rain

UOOhepOR7rk This week, I've started posting daily runs of some of my favorite procedurally generated games to my YouTube channel. Today had a rough start to the morning, with a little bit of disa...   more



Scary Granules Episode 22 - Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit

Hello! So it's been a while since I've written one of these (Panza here) so I might be a bit rusty... but SCARY GRANULES EPISODE DESCRIPTION INCOMING! We have a lovely episode of Scary Granules...   more

Scary Granules Episode 22 - Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit


[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Due to an uninteresting series of events, my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my Dtoid duties (hehe, dood...   more



The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Coda

Coda Let us rest not firmly upon the mortal coil, for such be the shattering remains of decadence. Instead, let us part in somber reflection. We raised the stakes and razed the cities. M...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Coda


The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 17

Chapter 17 Jim's glinty, glinty eyes surveyed the Valley of Godless Ruination. Four hours prior, the love of his life had met a bloody end. In happier times, Jim might have ma...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 17


A heartfelt, out-of-character moment.

Hey Dtoid. Right now I don't have any Zombie Orwell in me. This is the guy behind the voice. What I'm gonna do goes against the unwritten rules of the character I've created, but I've reached an ...   more






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