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How I get exclusives for Destructoid

XKUkC3c4TCo See this people? YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO GET YOU EXCLUSIVES?! For context, the guy feeding me is Nigel Lowrie of Devolver Digital and we were goofing off waiting for s...   more



Free things can be yours

My transcriptionist has completed work on Episode 1 of Kilonova Complex (available on and ). It's serial fiction in the sci fi (meaning Science Fience) genre. There's a description in the comme...   more

Free things can be yours


Zombie Orwell's Backlog: Eminem. Plus, the return of dick wolf.

Destructoid, you've been very naughty. How dare you. You offend me. JUST KIDDING!!! Haha. I like irreverent jokes designed for laughter. It is funny. Here is more funny: Eminem. The humanist ...   more

Zombie Orwell's Backlog: Eminem. Plus, the return of dick wolf.


Scary Granules Episode 25 - The Clickety Clack 25th Special!

Yay! NOW GO AWAY!!!......No wait! Stay stay. Things got a bit emotional there. It's our where apart from the usual illuminated plushie and mutilated dolphin ramblings, we also have the l, eve...   more

Scary Granules Episode 25 - The Clickety Clack 25th Special!


Scary Granules Episode 24 - Attack of the Tentacle Monster

Oh what a beauitful morning, oh what a beautiful day I am surrounded by tentacles Panza's real name is Donny Gray YES FOLKS! Another fantabulous episode of Scary Granules just for you and no o...   more

Scary Granules Episode 24 - Attack of the Tentacle Monster


The Thing: What could have been

is a third-person survival horror video game developed by and it could have been something that when talked about now, is remembered fondly. It could have been a really enjoyable game, that d...   more



We need YOU (and your mum) for our 25th Episode Special!

Hello you lovely slippery balls of toenails. Scary Granules will be recording the and we thought we'd make this a special one and we need you in order to successfully pull that off. If you co...   more



Dear Not a Game

By now most people who play games regularly or keep a fairly decent check on games related news will be aware of the existence ofsome titles such as,and. Now I usedtitleinstead of games, ...   more



Scary Granules Episode 23 - In Which Glowbear gets Willy Whispered

Some podcasts aren't meant to be listened to by mothers. 100% of the remaining podcasts, mothers have no interest in. This podcast is in the other remaining 100% whereby none of you should listen...   more

Scary Granules Episode 23 - In Which Glowbear gets Willy Whispered


Why I love videogame magazines

As some of you may know, Dtoid Reviews editor Chris Carter, former Dtoid powerhouse Tony Ponce, and myself have been working with a conclave of nerds and videogame experts on making a print magaz...   more

Why I love videogame magazines


New Daily Runs of Spelunky, Nuclear Throne, and Risk of Rain

UOOhepOR7rk This week, I've started posting daily runs of some of my favorite procedurally generated games to my YouTube channel. Today had a rough start to the morning, with a little bit of disa...   more



Scary Granules Episode 22 - Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit

Hello! So it's been a while since I've written one of these (Panza here) so I might be a bit rusty... but SCARY GRANULES EPISODE DESCRIPTION INCOMING! We have a lovely episode of Scary Granules...   more

Scary Granules Episode 22 - Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit


[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Due to an uninteresting series of events, my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my Dtoid duties (hehe, dood...   more



The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Coda

Coda Let us rest not firmly upon the mortal coil, for such be the shattering remains of decadence. Instead, let us part in somber reflection. We raised the stakes and razed the cities. M...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Coda


The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 17

Chapter 17 Jim's glinty, glinty eyes surveyed the Valley of Godless Ruination. Four hours prior, the love of his life had met a bloody end. In happier times, Jim might have ma...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 17


A heartfelt, out-of-character moment.

Hey Dtoid. Right now I don't have any Zombie Orwell in me. This is the guy behind the voice. What I'm gonna do goes against the unwritten rules of the character I've created, but I've reached an ...   more



Scary Granules Episode 21 - France is Creepy

Do you ever wonder "why do people do the things they do?" Well we often wonder why the French (especially those with diplomatic privileges) think they can stroke our Glowbear's bare knees whilst ...   more

Scary Granules Episode 21 - France is Creepy


Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone ...   more



Occam Thoughts: Summons

Summons in role playing games. There is something so wonderfully appealing about calling forth a terrible monster to do your dirty work for you in an RPG.Most of us can recall with fond remembr...   more



Scary Granules Episode 20 - Armoured Core Dildos

....Yes you may have seen that recent acclaimed film where Panza has a shaved head and gets stuck in space and is the reason George Clooney is dead. To kick off the New Year, we're talking abo...   more

Scary Granules Episode 20 - Armoured Core Dildos


I need your Nottoid questions. Put them inside me.

Give me questions while I ingest "foodstuffs" in preparation for podcasting. BTW, have you followed me on and checked my If not, I will kill you from the tree outside your bedroom window. Do...   more

I need your Nottoid questions. Put them inside me.


Give me NotToid questions or prepare for death.

NotToid records right NOW. Do questions.   more

Give me NotToid questions or prepare for death.


Swishiee's Top Five Games of 2013!

2013 has been a great year for gaming. Between new consoles, and great games capping off the last consoles, there's a lot to talk about. So instead of going over everything from this year, I'm go...   more



The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 16

Chapter 16 Narrator X ON BOARD THE DESTRUCTZORD His head turned slowly to the left. The cockpit was sliding forward. He looked at Jim, who was sliding with it. Now the do...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 16


PSA: FlingSmash with Wii Remote Plus $14.97 at Kmart

I guess the guys at Kmart don't know that the Wii Remote is compatible with the Wii U, because they're currently getting rid of all their copies of -- which comes with a black Wii Remote Plus ...   more

PSA: FlingSmash with Wii Remote Plus $14.97 at Kmart


Dtoid GOTY 2013: Chris Carter's picks

to play videogames. This year,I've played around 270 new games. That's new in 2013, as in, newly released this year, and doesn't include replays or retro titles. So as you can imagine, I had a ...   more



Every Steam developer/publisher needs to live up to Monaco

I bought during a recent They've actually gone out of their way to let people know that the game can indeed be run without Steam if desired. This is something that I don't think ANY other dev...   more

Every Steam developer/publisher needs to live up to Monaco


Merry Christmas from the Dixons

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much you mean to me. If it weren't for Destructoid, I wouldn't be half the person -- half the husband, half the father, half the man -- ...   more



PSA: Sonics 1 and 2 Remastered on sale for 0.99 each

SEGA is having a mobile sale right now, and two of the games I think everyone needs to buy are (Android ). Yes, the Genesis games. But these versions have been completely remastered, adding fu...   more

PSA: Sonics 1 and 2 Remastered on sale for 0.99 each


The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 15

Chapter 15 Jim woke up shivering. He was in a dark room lying on a hard surface. The only sound was a soft, steady hum. He felt needles stabbing into his legs and shoulder when...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 15





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