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Money Well Unspent: Battlefield Heroes and the Rise of the "Gateway Game"

Like a lot of current-day gamers, I cut my online teeth on developer Jagex's pay-premium title Runescape. The formula was, perhaps, not a new one, but it worked: free access to start with, but ...   more

Money Well Unspent: Battlefield Heroes and the Rise of the


Fallout 3: Life in the Post-Apocalypse

Granted, Bethesda's games have been nothing but good... . But they have the nasty flaw of fucking up little tiny things about their games, then fixing those and fucking up something else. Mor...   more

Fallout 3: Life in the Post-Apocalypse


The Fear: The Art of Making You Piss Yourself

As a medium, games have an unprecedented ability to manipulate. Control isn't a one-way street; with total access to all your unconditioned animal responses, video games are a canvas for truly te...   more

The Fear: The Art of Making You Piss Yourself


Best of Craigslist: Dearest Gamestop Girl

Cute. Geek love: how I wish I could try you.   more

Best of Craigslist: Dearest Gamestop Girl


Roundtable: 2007 - the Best Year in Gaming?

Spotted this during one of my late night trips on StumbleUpon. Now, I watched intently and found myself nodding a lot, and up until number one, the only thing I found myself thinking was "Where...   more

Roundtable: 2007 - the Best Year in Gaming?


When Did THIS Happen?

Via . Notice the shirt. How come everybody else knows about these things before I do?   more

When Did THIS Happen?


To Bethesda Softworks: THIS IS YOUR TAGLINE!

I've always been a huge fan of Charles Bukowski's poetry (if you want to call it that). Simple language, simple style, simple scheme, and it packs so much unbelievable fervor and energy. Well, it...   more

To Bethesda Softworks: THIS IS YOUR TAGLINE!


NQVGR: Now THAT'S How You Use Wildlife!

William Singlagah, a 28-year-old New Zealander, went above and beoynd to express his fury towards a 15-year-old agitator in Wellington. For lack of a better weapon, he picked up and heaved-to w...   more

NQVGR: Now THAT'S How You Use Wildlife!


AVATARTASTIC:Half-Life 2 Up For Grabs

I've had this gift copy of Half-Life 2 lying around on Steam since I bought The Orange Box, and I've been trying to give it away to close friends of mine but none of them have decent PCs, just o...   more

AVATARTASTIC:Half-Life 2 Up For Grabs


Behold!

It's fucking Hayden Chris Hansen.   more

Behold!


Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig - My Cat is on All Three of Her Last Legs Edition

I love lava lamps. I hope beyond hope that somebody at Western is from Dtoid, so I'll know somebody when I go there. We can PNAR at a NARP. I'll buy the beer. Or find it, at least. He reall...   more

Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig - My Cat is on All Three of Her Last Legs Edition


SSBB Lyrics - Omelet F***ing Prevails

Saw on Newgrounds very recently, a very satisfying Stumble from StumbleUpon. The creator says the original lyrics are such: I have heard of his rumor. He alone rushed into his enemies and...   more

SSBB Lyrics - Omelet F***ing Prevails


Birfday Poem!: Attention Whore Edition

Two years ago this very day A Nieromeng woke up to say I've tried so hard to to find a way To make myself a home "I can't abide Joystiq: I want a name, Kotaku works the very same, And IGN ta...   more

Birfday Poem!: Attention Whore Edition


This Article is F***ing Embarassing: Super-Chauvinism Edition!

I recently read on GunSlot.com - a website presumably for gun aficionados - which, like the gaming Top 10's that crowd today's internet like Lara Croft's blouse, assert a number of uninspired ...   more

This Article is F***ing Embarassing: Super-Chauvinism Edition!


My NEW Hard Drive Comes In Today!

It does! Looking forward to playing with Friday Night Fights again, if TF2 downloads in time.   more

My NEW Hard Drive Comes In Today!


The Wizard of Greyhawk: A Gary Gygax Memorial

In the world of geekdom and gaming, a world made famous by the blissful escapism it provides, it becomes very sobering to deal with the things we try to avoid: personal problems like drug addicti...   more

The Wizard of Greyhawk: A Gary Gygax Memorial


Commentation is GO! - New Banner?

I've been doing some work on some new banners for my blog. I'm posting all the candidates here, I've only got one done so far but I have to do some work now, so I'll keep posting with new ones as...   more

Commentation is GO! - New Banner?


I HATE AUTO-ADS: Sylvia "WTF" Plath Edition?

So, I'm just puttering around online fifteen minutes ago when I notice something unusual in one of the auto-generated adverts at the bottom of the page. Now, it's an article related to gaming, w...   more

I HATE AUTO-ADS: Sylvia


Say a Prayer for Me, Tuesdayers

Those of you who play in TF Tuesdays: Say a prayer (or cook some spaghetti) for me as you play tonight. Today marks my third consecutive week without functioning gaming apparatus. No, I did not p...   more

Say a Prayer for Me, Tuesdayers


Blu-Ray - YOU. WIN.

Two days ago, Toshiba announced that they had ceased production on all HD-DVD media and equipment. Essentially, the war between the two competing high definition storage mediums - Blu-Ray and T...   more

Blu-Ray - YOU. WIN.


Good Idea/Bad Idea: Extrinsic Rewards (Achievements)

It has been - and I mourn for this - a very long time since I could say I've "finished" a game. Of course, there's a number of reasons for this in any situation. In Oblivion, let's just say, th...   more

Good Idea/Bad Idea: Extrinsic Rewards (Achievements)


I, For One...

Would like to wish you a happy Valentines day. Unlike , I - despite being lamentably single - can somehow manage to enjoy the giddy delirium of the Feb Fourteen commercial clusterfuck known f...   more

I, For One...


No. Goddamned. Way.

A lot of you have probably played Offroad Velociraptor Safari, seeing as it's free and you're cheap. And I know, while you were playing it, you probably thought: "Hitting raptors with a sodding !...   more

No. Goddamned. Way.


NVGR - Thanks for Sharing!

Thought I'd your day. Some of the best ones I've had? "Gonna be a while? Grab a !" "Get the habit." "You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with " (mostly because it...   more

NVGR - Thanks for Sharing!


Friday Night Futurewhoring

I hate to be the guy that has you hanging on his word - your mother was very vocal about her disappointment - but FNF was incredible, and you should all be looking relentlessly forward to not onl...   more

Friday Night Futurewhoring


Watch This and Never Recover

This has nothing to do with gaming. But for what it's worth, I don't give a flying fuck. Look, I drink... My blog anyways, bitches.   more

Watch This and Never Recover


Good Idea/Bad Idea: Sandbox Games

Due to my rigorous training as a member of the Fisher-Price militia when I was a young , I gained motor control enough to press a button within a very few months of my life on Earth; what this...   more

Good Idea/Bad Idea: Sandbox Games


Stalling for Time

I put in here to prime you while I complete my Good Idea/Bad Idea entry in MS Word. But, honest to God, it's one of the most candid and well-written articles I've seen in a while, regardless of ...   more

Stalling for Time


Some Garry's Mod TF2 Tomfoolery

At other user's behest, I compiled all of today's Garry's Moddery into one post. Sorry for the spam, folks.   more

Some Garry's Mod TF2 Tomfoolery


ANNE TIE HAIP MACHEEN! - A Completely (Un)Fair Kane and Lynch (Re)View

Kane and Lynch is a bad game. Moving on. I recently had the opportunity to play the game that got Jeff Gerstmann fired (?) and almost sank the Internets, and I've gotta say, we've really be...   more

ANNE TIE HAIP MACHEEN! - A Completely (Un)Fair Kane and Lynch (Re)View





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