Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!
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(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
Hello there, I am Wolfy-Boey. You might know me from such old ass blogs such as or or maybe you don't! But who cares about that stuff, out with the old and in with the new I always say. Luck... more
This picture is completely unrelated to anything, ever. Hey guys! Holy Bananas, I never write in here anymore. I feel like a jerk because I used to come in and say hello but now I just start f... more
With dungeons, Wizards, brave Knights, fire breathing Monsters and Silly Hats, the world of cooking is a tempting one. Like any rewarding hobby, however, it requires a lot of time and dedicatio... more
One fun little thing about our childhoods is the way we viewed everything in life. Everything was either oversimplified or blown completely out of proportion. And yet most times these views hol... more
I go in, and the first thing I notice is the scent of armpits, old socks and greasy fries. The air conditioner is broken, again. It’s hot, and I’m wearing that horrible thick, blue sweater my a... more
Ever since we started taking movie suggestions for our totally-not-an-obvious-product-tie-in Destructoid/Netflix movie club, people have been yammering at us to watch . No. I've seen that fucking... more
What do you think of this game? If I were to ask you to tell me what you think of or maybe , what would say? Are they worth my money? What about the story, did you find it engaging? Was it wh... more
Hobbies have a way of bringing people together. There is no better way to strike up a conversation with another human being than to have a common interest: favorite sport, movie, television se... more
As I grew older, so did my passion for games, and pretty soon just playing the damn game wasn´t enough. All the worlds I had seen and explored had characters and backgrounds to them. I want... more
iPhone/iPod Touch 1.99$ USD/ 0.99£ With , developer iQubi has attempted to turn a genre that seems exclusively tailored towards core gamers, the Role Playing Game, appealing to more ... more
Hey dudes. Long time no blog. I feel like I've been really bad about writing lately, personally and professionally. I've got a pile of previews I should be working on, but so far my attempts at w... more
I was playing Pokemon when I read about the earthquake in Japan. Chad sent out an email to all the Destructoid editors, making sure Dale North was okay. He lives in Japan, so this is scary shit. ... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
Hey everyone. Tonight, we had a rather entertaining episode of ready to go up, but the evil ghost of Jonathan Holmes that haunts our studio set fire to several of the editing bays and our produc... more
As you guys know, I’m not super-excited for . I never planned on talking about it this much, exactly, because I typically try to avoid focusing on things that I don’t find super-fascinating. Howe... more
There. I've been meaning to Photoshop that for the last seven months. (If you don't get it, watch . It's the last good movie Eddie Murphy made.) more
Haha, so. I pissed some people off. If you haven't seen it, Friday's episode of The Destructoid Show. I went off on a tangent about how I'm not stoked for because I'm not a fan of Cliffy B, t... more
Mornin' sweetheart. How'd you sleep? Figured I'd write another blog, because I'm probably supposed to, and because I love you. This week has been insane. In a fun way, mostly. Hosting the show h... more
Hey hey everyone. I don't even know who reads this, but you guys usually comment, which is kickass because it makes me feel less like I'm talking to myself over the internet while sitting alone i... more
A few weeks ago, I shared with you from my idiotic community college years: a note I'd written to myself while totally trashed off Coors Light and Jagermeister. Today, I'd like to share with y... more
I recently set up a , because that I did with the VP of Blizzard has like, a bajillion hits, and I figured it'd be a good tool to put all my dumb internet videos in one place. You know, by favor... more
Hey gang, hopefully by now you've gotten a chance to check out the totally festive-as-shit , which I hosted yesterday with Jon Carnage. I thought it turned out pretty well, considering I starte... more
While going through one of my many shoeboxes of pointless trinkets and shit, I dug up some notes I wrote to myself a few years ago. But lo, dear reader, these are no ordinary notes. These are not... more
More drawings for you. This time, I've got a series of drawings I did for my class (art school is ridiculous.) There wasn't actually an assignment, but I had the idea to draw a bunch of popular ... more
Hello my little internet. I've been awfully busy lately, going on my wacky adventures. Since I last wrote in here, I went to Las Vegas and Phoenix to dick around with . Last weekend, I was in L... more
Hey gang. Writing this from a hotel room in Dallas right now, where I'm staying thanks to THQ. They flew me and Chris Morris (AKA Azereki, or "Ass Ricky") out here for reasons that we might now b... more
I have a cute little story for you. It's about high school and video games. It was the last few months of my senior year -- it was actually my second senior year, if you wanna nitpick. I um. Kep... more
I've been going to a lot of press events lately with Hamza, which is pretty cool because if he wasn't around, I probably wouldn't have any idea what I was supposed to be doing, and also, he's a s... more
Hey gang, I just got a Twitter account up and running. I've had one for a while, but it's mostly friends-only because I talk about PG-13 stuff and I'm always afraid my mom will Google me and the... more