MOO in PAXLAND 2009
PAX 2009 was AMAZING! I am not much of a writer so I'll describe my experience by means of INTERPRETIVE DANCE! By which I mean I will post all my pictures with mildly funny captions. The w... more
PAX 2009 was AMAZING! I am not much of a writer so I'll describe my experience by means of INTERPRETIVE DANCE! By which I mean I will post all my pictures with mildly funny captions. The w... more
10. Hippies. Hordes of them, and they are all swinging bags of oranges at you 9. Swine flu pig, it has one 8. Yashoki doesn't like it 7. Mr. Destructoid 6. You can trip balls in it 5. It's... more
Now that Agent MOO: Maximum Overdeath has been released on Indie Games marketplace (Available ), so it's time for some Friday Night Fights! I will be hosting at on my gamertag . Also, will be... more
My game, AMMO, is releasing soon as a community game on the XBOX Live Marketplace. It will be available for 200pts as soon as it passes the peer review process. Here's the trailer for the game,... more
Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one? As everyone's pointed out, this title has picked up either an "A" or a "FOUR" depending on how you say it. Here's my verbal interpretation: ... more
10. A computer I modded and gave away to a friend actually caught fire years later. In an attempt to get a different version of AGP card to fit on the old motherboard, I used a soldering iron t... more
I was playing around with AI bots in my game and tried out 50 at a time, set to attack their teammates. The result is this swarm of moos and hippies. View high quality for less grainyness. more
Gyno Cobra wins with this epic photoshop of himself kicking ass. I will create a character for my game for him as the winner of this contest - keep your eyes peeled for the character in ! more
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Like many of my generation, my first exposure to video games was , but the commodore 64 showed up on my doorstep one day and blew away my "read only" console based perception of gaming. Yes, ... more
I am among those who just couldn't wait - I had to get a first run XBOX360. I'm sure you can all see where I'm going with this. Literally one month after the original warranty expired I saw vi... more
It's already an established fact that the Cincinnati Mega NARP was epic - but the private show put on by talented Dtoiders () and () was a massive epicenter of unbridled win. GuitarAtomik st... more
On XBOX Live I haven't made it into a one goddamn multiplayer game yet. Before blaming Microsoft's online service, I'm going to try flashing my router with . DD-WRT is suppoed to be a pretty... more
From time to time I brew up a batch of beer, and this time around I made a green robot drank for St. Paddy's Day. Check these babies out, dry irish stout complete with smoking robot. Happy Birt... more
So I go to google the minus world to refresh my memory after , and I stumbled upon a treasure trove of good old fashioned game breaking. What appears to be a writeup of minus world in SMB1 turn... more
In light of the Writer's Guild of America strike, NBC has teamed up with Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto to produce a new pilot. The show will be about a bumbling family man named error and his kar... more
I had just recieved my copy of Burnout: Paradise from Gamefly when it occured to me; hey I spent a significant chunk of change on a novelty 360 controller for just this purpose! So I do what any... more
The Wii and DS has have no shortage of crappy cash-in games, but when browsing gamefly I saw a photoshop victim that couldn't go unexploited. Here you go, the spoiler laden version. I apologize... more
At this years CES, the latest in hippie tazing tech has been unveiled! Gone are the days when you must choose between scorching crunchy flesh or looking good. The New C2 tasers come in colors s... more
Ho-ly shit puzzle quest is addictive. I just loaded it up last night and was playing till the so late that they are not so wee hours of morning. The leveling up and spells mechanic works great ... more
Last night I did a playthrough of the new Burnout Paradise demo. Significant changes to the series: Stunt mode: A "me too" need for speed drift mode, the burnout spin on the mode is that you... more
Gather around little robots, because it's time for a video game history lesson. Back when Mortal Kombat 3 came out in the arcades, it was a stark contrast from the series past. The game shifted ... more
While researching my breaking news before, I stumbled upon someone who wrote an essay about Racism in the street fighter games. The last time I wrote an essay I told him to quit his siesta and ge... more
The "leaked" 3d screenshots are a hoax, and the 2d/3d cell shading rumor is also false. Capcom is taking the series in an entirely new direction that is sure to please retro gaming fans everywher... more
I was digging into the old Wu-Tang catalog when I got the inspiration to make this YTMND. I spliced a couple jay-z gifs and slathered master chief helmets on them. I did the rapping over the... more