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PAX South was better than meaty fajitas

Last year's Alamo City Comic-Con was my very first convention experience. It was loud, exciting, life-affirming, all around nerdy as fuck and awesome. I wasn't preparred for the fun that I would have and I wanted that f...   more

PAX South was better than meaty fajitas


Frak what you heard: I wrote rap lyrics once and they're awful

Once upon a time, I wrote a horrific rap tune about myself and used a lot of awful nerd clichés. I thought it'd be fun to do a dramatic reading of them. ​​I need my own theme 'cause I'm a catastrophe...   more

Frak what you heard: I wrote rap lyrics once and they're awful


What Happened to the Good Old Snow Level?

It’s cold outside. When I say it’s cold outside, I really do mean its freeze your face off, toes turning blue, testes shriveling up inside of you, kind of cold. It’s not pleasant. For my friends in the ...   more



It's (hopefully) about to get gay in here

In the very near future, the Supreme Court and it's band of old people deciding what the young people want will officially decide whether same-sex marriage is permitted by the constitution (or, rather, whether the ...   more



On DOA and Shortchanged Heroines

Disclaimer: all things considered, you can’t really call me a fan of the Dead or Alive franchise.  The only one I’ve ever really played is DOA4, and while I had plenty of fun with it, I’ve since m...   more

On DOA and Shortchanged Heroines


Like the prophets once said

Hi, Destructoid community. I'm working on some projects I want to share with you all soon, but now's not the time.  I'm in the middle of finalizing one project, and I thought I had a name, but it turns out it's act...   more



Super special announcement from bbain!

Hello everyone! I have some wonderful news to announce. Yesterday, Jordan Devore made me an official member of the Destructoid team! I'm all black and white now! Well, I guess Balrog has always been kinda black and white...   more



Top 5 Ways Destructoid Should Ring in the End of the World

Earlier in the week, a video leaked of what CNN, the cable news enterprise, would broadcast as the world as we know it crumbled around us. People flocked to the web to see what Ted Turner and his pederast moustache would...   more



The Agenda: 2015!

As I've posted in the past, I am totally a fire marshal. I am also known to have uncovered the vast, far-reaching YJW catspiracy and lead the charge on dumping chocolate syrup and marshmellows on...   more



Watch Dogs (feat. Kamen Rider W)

Let me start off with a question: at what point does a topic cease to be relevant? I only ask because time and time again, it feels like I’m jumping on the train late.  By the time I come up with something su...   more

Watch Dogs (feat. Kamen Rider W)


Seymour's Sexy Though Slightly Awful 2014 Awards Luncheon

From most of my time here, I have led a persona that's typically pretty relaxed. I've said some stupid things, some heated and aggressiive things, but I've dropped most of that by now. I've gotten really really good at ...   more



Personal Awards for Games I Think Deserve Them

I played quite a few games this year. Most of them I enjoyed. I like to think that’s partly because I know how to spot a good game, and partly because the people making games were in top-form this past year. Althou...   more



Man Shot – Grand Theft Auto May Not Be Responsible

Whenever there’s a shooting in the headlines, I wait for the inevitable. Will Grand Theft Auto be mentioned as a possible factor? It’s practically a standard for mainstream journalism today. Any article regar...   more

Man Shot – Grand Theft Auto May Not Be Responsible


2014 was an awesome year for gaming: My Completed Games

Depending on who you ask, 2014 was either a wonderful year or a terrible year for gaming.  My opinion?  It was awesome.  I created the list below, along with a few notes, of every game I completed during t...   more

2014 was an awesome year for gaming:  My Completed Games


Easy Money for Gaming – a Poor Gamer’s Guide for the New Year

The holidays are almost over and it’s now time to recover. I have a horrible hangover, which is to be expected, and my checkbook is bruised and battered after a month of acquiring gifts, in the name of the baby Jes...   more



Donkey Kong: The Wayward King

I’m pretty sure that at some point, I promised to do an in-depth look at this game -- which a couple of people apparently wanted, for some reason.  (Masochism, perhaps?)  I didn’t forget, of course...   more

Donkey Kong: The Wayward King


I got some really cool Christmas gifts this year!

Merry Christmas, Destructoid! My family celebrated Christmas a little early this year, and I got a bunch of really cool gifts and things that I wanted to share with you all. The first two things weren't actually gifts; j...   more



Top 5 Christmas Movies – With Explosions and Sexy Time

Christmas is my favorite holiday. What’s not to like about Christmas? You get presents, stuff your face with holiday cookies, can be drunk all the time, and get time off from work and school to play video games and...   more

Top 5 Christmas Movies – With Explosions and Sexy Time


2014 was the year that taught me to take it easy

Laid back in my chair a few degrees from falling backward, sunglasses, a stupid grin on my face, I sip my virgin daiquiri, I pop on one of my older consoles, and I laugh. Laugh at all the fools playing their new-fangled...   more



Bbain's 2014 gaming awards!

Hello everyone! 2014 was a great year for me as far as gaming went. There were so many awesome games I played this year, that I couldn't bring myself to pick only 10 games to talk about. So this year, I decided to forgo ...   more



Your Sub-Personas, show them to me!

This a place between mind and matter, between dreams and reality. A place where various sides of one's self, the various masks they harbor, emerge from the sea of the soul. The self suffused in divine love, the self capa...   more



GAME REVIEW: I Played Lindsay Lohan’s The Price of Fame… So you don’t have to

Back in July, I played and reviewed the iOS game Kim Kardashian’s Hollywood. At the time, I believed that this was by far the shallowest and most atrocious example of celebrity video game garbage I have ever played...   more



Occam Thoughts: Christmas Music

It's Christmas time!  There's colored lights on trees and bows wrapped around boxes covered in crispy, shiny paper!  Festivities abound!  Children fidget anxiously in church dreaming of the sweet haul wait...   more



Gaming in the Classroom & 5 Classic Apple IIe Games

Couple weeks back, I was browsing the interwebs pretending to work, when I came across an interesting TED Talk about gaming. What made it even more interesting was that it was presented by third grader Cordell Steiner. T...   more

Gaming in the Classroom & 5 Classic Apple IIe Games


Social Media Making it Harder to Lie to the Boss

Who doesn’t love playing hooky every now and then? There’s nothing better than waking up one morning and saying fuck work/school today, I’m staying home and doing whatever I want because I’ve earn...   more



Occam Thoughts: Promoting Blogs

Hello everyone. How are you? Christmas is fast approaching. That's fun. I want to talk to you for a moment today about Community Blogs. I have been working with He of the Pink Robe to get a bunch promoted. I'm still pret...   more



The Moon Sliver Review

I stumbled across the creator of The Moon Sliver – David Szymanski – on the GOG.com forums. He was terrified that his game had been Greenlighted on Steam, and was quite nervous about its reception from the ge...   more

The Moon Sliver Review


Let's keep enhancing the Pokemon series!

I played a ton of Pokemon Alpha Sapphire this week, and it's quickly become my favorite Pokemon game ever! I've been loving the changes they've been making to the Pokemon games with X/Y and OR/AS. They've been adding wa...   more



C-Blogs Secret Santa starts now!

Ok, I'm back. Let's do this! First of, due to Steam's new policy on trading games, we'll no longer push through with the "secret" part of this little gift giving activity. While rules on gifting remain remain uncha...   more



A Follow-up and Inquisition Impressions

It wasn’t too long ago I wrote, in haste and in brevity, about my unfortunate dealings with a terrible, awful person on Steam. After publishing that, I was contacted by a dear friend who told me not to worry and c...   more

A Follow-up and Inquisition Impressions





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