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Fans of Battleborn never noticed this

Did you know is an anagram for Lt. Boner Bat? † Clearly, itís a spiritual successor to . † #Journalism   more

Fans of Battleborn never noticed this


Whippersnappers and Gaming, or Why You Should Be Involved As A Parent

As unfortunate as it was that I didn't receive my first PlayStation until two years after its initial release date, the waiting allowed for the scrutiny of certain releases. For example, I had ...   more



What if Ganondorf and Link were...

Would you eat them?   more



Bbain's Jukebox: Western

The past few weeks, I've been playing . It's a pretty solid fantasy RPG, but what drew me to the game in the first place was its western theme. Much of the game seems to be tenuously related to t...   more



Wii U Storage Solutions

Hey there, champ, hows it going? †Are you enjoying that fresh Wii U? †Have it all loaded up with games and their save files, got your free promotional game from Club Nintendo annual rewards and f...   more

Wii U Storage Solutions


PS4 first impressions.

I bought a PS4 last week-end. Not quite sure why, really. I'd been telling myself I'd wait until the holidays, maybe grab a sweet deal. I think what made me do it was being on vacation last week ...   more

PS4 first impressions.


A Fashionably Late Entry

The objective of the was to showcase the best in lazy artwork. I like to think taking 4 months to finish this makes me the ultimate bestest winner. And so, without further ado, because I know y...   more



My Journey into Shallowness Ė Review of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

I donít like reviewing games. By the time I get around to playing enough of game to review it, weeks, or even months may have past. What good is that going to do? However, what if I were to revi...   more



I live, as Basch fon Rosenburg of Dalmasca yet lives!

Bless me, Destructoid c-blogs, for I have been away. It has been three weeks since my last blog entry. I've been busy job-hunting, house/dogsitting and now I have a new job in the midst of all th...   more



God help me, I read some MechWarrior books

I have a slap-slap-kiss-kiss relationship with the franchise. is a game I keep returning to even though I find it ridiculously underdeveloped and often completely frustrating to play. The un...   more



Tomb Raider is actually a survival horror game

Confession time: I've only ever played one video game which is considered a part of the survival horror genre, that game being . I've never played any , or , or , or , or or what have you. And i...   more



Life Goals, by Kyle MacGregor [NVGR]

graces us with yet another original from his 2014 collection. This particular work depicts the subject (me) at E3 2015, having possibly shunned Destructoid for "greener pastures." This relates...   more



Raging Chart On: The Vocal Minority (Sort of VGR)

This Raging Chart On actually doesnít have much in the way of math, or charts. †Depending on how you look at it, it either has the least data or the most data for any of the series. †In any event...   more

Raging Chart On:  The Vocal Minority (Sort of VGR)


Reviews Aren't Law And You Can Actually Make Your Own Decisions

Let's work through an imaginary exercise. I'm Gamer A, and Iím tired of all the games that I have. My friends havenít picked up anything good enough for me to leech off of them, Iím in the mark...   more



Occam Thoughts: Youtube

So letís see.† Itís been a while since I wrote one of these.†Whatís new with me?† Iíve been engaging in all kinds of media lately.† † Iíve been playing a silly amount of Final Fantasy IV: A R...   more



Bbain's Jukebox: Happiness

Hello everyone! If you've been following my presence here on the site, you've probably noticed that I really enjoy video game soundtracks. I talk about them a lot, and these days I actually tend ...   more



Colors of Defeat: My Personal Elementary Talent Show Hell [NVGR]

I like to sing, even though I can't do it very well. But apparently my thirteen-year-old self thought I did a stupendous job, as evidenced by this personal narrative written in middle school. I...   more



Good News! You Can Now Pork Your iPad

Humankind has accomplished a lot of incredible things during our history on this little blue marble of ours. We have developed languages, writing, tools, art and architecture, which separate us f...   more



Please Explain Video Games to Me

Can someone please explain video games to me? Honestly, I'll take whatever you've got. If you can tell me how to define them, how to identify them in the wild, please do. If you can tell me why t...   more

Please Explain Video Games to Me


Your Gaming Guilty Pleasures

Everyone has a guilty pleasure. Some people enjoy really bad movies starring Nicholas Cage or books that have a painting of Fabio on the cover. Others have a weakness to certain sweet, savory, an...   more

Your Gaming Guilty Pleasures


Epic and iconic!

My game is epic. My game's protagonist? Iconic. I can say these things about it because I'm in the pre-pre-pre-production phase and already see my amazing game's world taking shape. I'm calling m...   more



Burn everything, play in the ashes: What games should learn from Risk: Legacy

I haven't played since high school and I hadn't been interested to try it again since. But then again, regular old never had mech-suits and bear-riding future Vikings did it? Enter , which up...   more



Time for This Old Dog to Learn Some New Tricks

Last Sunday, I attempted to trade in some games to my local GameStop. To my surprise, the storefront was abandoned, adorned with a poster stating that Little Caesar's Pizza was "Coming Soon!" My ...   more



Kid-pressions: Goat Simulator

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Kid-pressions: Goat Simulator


A tale of two knights and a bard.

Gather 'round, my friends, and lend this humble fae your ears as I tell you a tale of the land of Elenex. 'Tis †the story of a dread knight, a holy knight and a bard full of merry and mirth. Also...   more



Beyond: Two Souls (feat. Kamen Rider Fourze)

So you know that whole ďturn your brain offĒ mentality that people throw out sometimes?† You know -- the idea that if you just go with the flow, youíll have more fun?† I donít believe in that.†...   more

Beyond: Two Souls (feat. Kamen Rider Fourze)


(NVGR) Why I quit The Dismal Jesters

As some of you may know, I was doing a Podcast with former Dtoid writers Conrad Zimmerman and Jim Sterling called The Dismal Jesters. It was more-or-less a continuation of the version of Podtoi...   more



Who Won E3? There is Only One Way to Find Out

It' E3 time, that wonderful time of year where game companies from around the world converge on LA to showcase their latest and greatest wares to their adoring fans. By the way, when I say their ...   more

Who Won E3? There is Only One Way to Find Out


So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?† I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first a...   more



Final speculation(?): Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem

I talked about this in my last blog a little bit, but with E3 about to start I thought this might be my last chance to scratch my itch and speculate what Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem will be ...   more

Final speculation(?): Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem





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