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The Playstation Store sucks balls.

I've stated before that as a father of three, I have levels of patience and tolerance that normal people without children ( or superpowers ) do not possess. Meaning that I usually let things slide off my person, no matter h...   more



Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



Insects! A history of creepy-crawlies in videogames

Allo allo! I'm back with episode 3 of The Bestiary, in which we take a look at how insects have been used in videogames over the years. I had some audio issues with Youtube normalizing the volume of the video for some reason,...   more

Insects! A history of creepy-crawlies in videogames


One sentence and a photo: My sister found a box of my old stuff in her shed...

...stuff I thought had long since been lost in a house-move when I was but a wee boy; words cannot describe my joy. <3   more

One sentence and a photo: My sister found a box of my old stuff in her shed...


A thing I'm doing: Scattershot - A short webshow about videogame culture

Hey guys! Long time no post, but with good reason... ok, sort of good reason. I've been working more on video stuff lately to get better at production and video narration. If you're wanting a short vid to add to your stream o...   more

A thing I'm doing: Scattershot - A short webshow about videogame culture


Extra Life Gaming Marathon: Watch me play games for 24 hours!

Hey guys! I'm aware that Destructoid is already way ahead of me and already streaming for this awesome cause, but I thought I'd drop this on here anyway in case anybody's wallet is simply overflowing with money and want to do...   more

Extra Life Gaming Marathon: Watch me play games for 24 hours!


Dinosaurs! A history of dino videogames.

Allo allo. Here with the second episode of The Bestiary! This time around I focus on one of my absolute favourite things in the entire world: dinosaurs. I go through a heeeaaaap of titles in this one, like Megaman, King Kong,...   more



So... I hear Destructoid sucks now.

I've always believed that the hardest thing in the world to do is be truthful as well as sincere. To speak one's mind for the sake of it without ulterior motives at play. Usually I gravitate to those who practice this whet...   more



A show where I take a look at different animals in videogames

Man, it has been so long since I've posted an entry here. I generally just lurk these days. I've been really inspired by shows like JonTron, Continue?, and The Completionist, and decided to start up my own little series wher...   more

A show where I take a look at different animals in videogames


Buyers Beware: Quantum Conundrum

Alright, I just finished Quantum Conundrum and I don't feel like doing a proper review, but after Destructoid's perfect score and the newest Hey Ash Watcha Playin', I think some words need to be said. You see, the two afore...   more

Buyers Beware: Quantum Conundrum


Review - Rhythm Thief & The Emperor's Treasure

The 3DS hasn't exactly been bursting with quality titles since its launch. We've had a handful of remakes and few decent sequels, but not a lot of must-own titles. Kid Icarus: Uprising is probably the only game I'd place in...   more

Review - Rhythm Thief & The Emperor's Treasure


The Ups and Downs of Zelda: Wind Waker

If you read my post on Majora's Mask last year, you'd know that there was a time in my life where I hated Zelda games. I thought they were all boring and never bothered to play more than the first hour or so in any of them....   more

The Ups and Downs of Zelda: Wind Waker


A Coworker of mine, who worked on FF7, is battling cancer.

Hello Destructoid, I know I don't post often and it maybe in poor taste that I'm asking for donations here. (but I'm gonna do it anyway haha!) A fellow coworker of mine, Nick Hoppe, is battling brain cancer, and while the ...   more



Mega Man: Washed Up

Okay, so this whole Bad Box Art Mega Man being in Street Fighter X Tekken? Totally awesome. I'm still not thrilled with Legends 3 getting canceled and the series as a whole kind of being shit on lately, but here's how I thi...   more

Mega Man: Washed Up


Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art

It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidiary of major market seller "I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo These Cheeseburgers Man" INC, that this game will be released and on the market before they realize that jesus christ these books sucked.   more

Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art


2011: An Awesome Year For Video Games

It's been a hell of a year, Destructoid. I haven't been quite as active on my favorite gaming website as I would have liked to be, but that doesn't mean I haven't been gaming like a mad man. As 2011 comes to a close, I'd l...   more

2011: An Awesome Year For Video Games


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The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Masterpiece

Over the past couple months, I've been giving some much deserved attention to a series I've brushed off for years. It's not that I dislike Legend of Zelda games, it's just that I could never find the drive to actually play ...   more

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Masterpiece


Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanical...   more

Review - Child of Eden


Mix It Up: RPG Hybrids

After catching this post about Wizorb, an Arkanoid-like game with role playing elements, something occurred to me: I really dig it when two different genres make sweet love to each other and have a baby. Sure, that baby may g...   more

Mix It Up: RPG Hybrids


Virtual Boy: 3D Gaming For Men

Only a few days ago, my awesome Virtual Boy arrived in the mail thanks to my friend who found it in Japan. I actually had one when I was a kid and they had just come out, but tossed it aside pretty quick after seeing a comm...   more



Call Security ... Florida's About to D-Toid It Up! Join Us!

Ladies and gentlemen, D-Toid Florida is B-A-C-K! We have been a little on the inactive side for a bit, but now we are back in action and quite a few things are unfolding. There are many small groups who are getting togethe...   more

Call Security ... Florida's About to D-Toid It Up! Join Us!


Never forget

Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch!   more



Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

Jim S. It's like Japanese dick girls Jim S. Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're a greedy fucker O...   more



Do you Invert?

As far back as I can remember, all the way back to when analog sticks and joy sticks were introduced to me in the video gaming world, I have always felt compelled to invert my Y-axis (vertical) settings in order to play and I...   more

Do you Invert?


Some Catherine Sexing up my Mailbox

So today, an import copy of Catherine arrived in the mail. It was so lovely I had to share....and as a surprise bonus it came with goodies even though I was only expecting a game (should of known right? it's atlus after all)...   more



Play Ultima 4 in Your Browser (My Cousin Did This!)

I just found out through Facebook that my cousin through marriage, Blair Leggett, a computer systems analyst at Zynga (yes Facebook games) who used to work at EA, has ported the entire game of Ultima IV so you can play and sa...   more

Play Ultima 4 in Your Browser (My Cousin Did This!)


Dead Island - The open world, zombie survival, FPRPG

Complete with awesomely, awesome trailer: Seriously. Wow. One of the best trailers I've seen for anything in quite a while. I've been following this game for fucking years now. I honestly thought it was dead. But it is n...   more

Dead Island - The open world, zombie survival, FPRPG


Dead Island Announcement Trailer

This sent tingles down my spine and I think this is an amazing video that evokes some emotions. This game has been on my list since like 2006 or when ever it was brought to life. There is not much more I can say besides: Just watch.   more

Dead Island Announcement Trailer


Groundhog Day: Where there's a will, there's a way

What a fantastic experience I just had. A few days ago, I started playing Panzer Dragoon for the Sega Saturn. Being a huge Sega fan, but never really giving much attention to any series other than Sonic (which is barely wo...   more

Groundhog Day: Where there's a will, there's a way





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