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My life is instantly better than yours. more
Ok, so this is clearly an extremely thinly veiled attempt at getting free shit. It's how I roll. As you can see in the picture above, I have some ridiculous hair. That pic was a while ago so it... more
Hey everybody. Long time no see. So, I am having a bit of a get together this Saturday (April 24th, 2010) to play a little game called Super Street Fighter IV. It isn't a big thing or whatever. I... more
Sit down kiddos, Uncle Coonskin05 is about to give you a history lesson. Back in the day, years and years ago, before some of you were even born, a man named Excremento was a writer on the cblo... more
Yesterday, a number of features went public for Xbox 360 owners with Gold accounts, including Last.fm, Facebook, and Twitter. Since then I've gotten a chance to play around with them, and as fa... more
Tell me that is not awesome. Go ahead and try. You can't can you? Know why? Game Informer is celebrating it's 200th issue with , including the Final Fantasy III (VI) crew, Link, Mario, Gordon... more
Hey guys, y'all ready to play some L4D2 tonight? I heard some people are having trouble decrypting it, but I already have it up and running. Pic for proof. I really want to finish at least one... more
Because Kryptinite is so black you can only see his teeth. more
The excitement in my pants is bubbling like dynamite in my grandma's toilet, as PAX is just three weeks away! There are a ton of people planning on going from the Dtoid Community, and I have a ... more
Guess what today is? Wait, you already clicked on this blog, so you already know what the answer is. Well, it's Necros' birthday! He is turning 21, so he can legally drink with us at PAX this yea... more
Ah, Suff0cat. Some of you might know him as the guy that goes to NARPs and doesn't talk. Some of you might know him as the guy who wears tripp pants. Most of you know him as the guy with the of... more
Hope you kids are thirsty. :) more
I will be hosting Saturday Night Arcade Games again tonight, with the following lineup. 6-7: UNO 7-8: Bomberman LIVE! 8-9: Aegis Wing 9-10: Castle Crashers 10-whenever: Texas Hold Em (All t... more
Today is 2 Dtoiders' birthdays, and they are two awesome people. The first one is HuskyHog, who is pretty much the most amazing person I know. Husky came to PAX 08 at the last minute, and that ... more
Continuing the , here are 2 more plus a special picture whipped up by our very own Electro Lemon, which is 100x better than anything I could do. I highly encourage IRC people to make photoshop th... more
Today is the birthday of one of my favorite people on Destructoid (even though I love you all equally). Hailing from New Zealand, this kid went up and above what most of us would do for the Dtoid... more
In what will hopefully be a weekly event, I want to start hosting XBLA games on Saturdays. Friday nights are for super cereal shooters and games that just came out (I'm looking at you RF:G). Bu... more
If you've ever met me, you've probably heard me pitch Unofficial Destructoid IRC to you. Most of you know I am an admin in there, and we have some really good times in there, but recently I was t... more
Most of you are probably in the same boat as me and are stuck at home while all the fun stuff is happening at E3 including the awesome party that Destructoid through the other night. None of us ... more
All of which you are about to read is true. It has not been altered in any way, shape or form. I have always been a little too ambitious for my own good. I say I will do things, that I earnestly... more
So, here's the deal folks. I just got out of college for the semester, and I need to get away from Texas for a little bit. I originally had planned a road trip from Texas all the way to the wes... more
Yeah, Podtoid 100, which is not going to formally be released on iTunes or the front page, has been , but I know a lot of you fuckers are afraid of "that" place, so I thought I would let you know... more
You two make Destructoid an awesome place, and I can't wait to see Colette in July!!! more
So, the other day I randomly decided I needed some new retro games to play, and I got a little carried away on Amazon. The games have been pouring in over the last few days, and every day has bee... more
Review scores and game sales are the two authoritative ways of telling if a videogame is successful, though they serve two different actors in the industry. Review scores are the consumer’s ben... more
As many of you know, I have been a heavy drinker for most of my 18+ life. Alcohol has let me have many fun times, but recently I have been having some mixed feelings. I am going to graduate fro... more
One day in high school, freshman year, one of my friends handed me Master of Puppets and asked me if I would give it back to another one of my friends for him. I said OK, and when I didn't se... more
Well, as you probably already know, today is both Niero's birthday and the 3rd anniversary of the creation of Destructoid! During those 3 years, there have been a lot of changes, a lot of new f... more