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Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're...   more



The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA...   more



Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming

To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re...   more

Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming


Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly...   more

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer


Your old pal Sterling on ScrewAttack's Sidescroller's podcast

HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ...   more



My review of all the reviews of my review of thing with the thing

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So guess what was in my closet ...

Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think...   more



Everything on Wikipedia is literally true

For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, peo...   more



Why I Love Destructoid

1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the lates...   more

Why I Love Destructoid


Aborto's Ultimate Tag Team Contest: Relentless Annihilation and Violent Rape Edition

This is my entry for that ends this Thursday (so, don't even bother). He started the contest in honor of the XBLA re-release of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 which is hands down, my FAVORITE fighting ga...   more

Aborto's Ultimate Tag Team Contest: Relentless Annihilation and Violent Rape Edition


Other Worlds Than These: Living in Nightopia

The sun reflects brightly on the crystal clear lake in front of you. All you can hear are some Nightopians running through the open fields while others gaze lazily at the wonderfully aqua sky. ...   more

Other Worlds Than These: Living in Nightopia


Other Worlds Than These: The Pokemon-filled Kanto Region

So for this Monthly Musings, I was running through all sorts of ideas in my head about different video game universes that stood out to me. I contemplated talking about the Halo worlds or the L...   more

Other Worlds Than These: The Pokemon-filled Kanto Region


Those About To Die: Slaughtering Greek Mythology

I have always had an admiration for Greek Mythology and the history of different Greek Gods. I researched it in school and not a day would pass where I would wonder what it would be like to liv...   more

Those About To Die: Slaughtering Greek Mythology


Samit is the movies!

From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you:   more

Samit is the movies!


Happy 3 Year Birthday: 15 Reasons to Love Destructoid

1. is the greatest mascot since Mario & Sonic. I mean just look at him. He's the picture of pimp. He's got swagger. 2. Community Discusses. 3. . 4. . The staff on this site are just geniu...   more

Happy 3 Year Birthday: 15 Reasons to Love Destructoid


Hospital raises funds to create a Game Room in honor of a patient who died.

Evan Patrick Bell was a 13 year old gamer who was sadly, killed by a malignant brain tumor recently, on February 6th. He will be missed but thanks to the Wolfson Children's Hospital, he will neve...   more

Hospital raises funds to create a Game Room in honor of a patient who died.


I'd toggle THEIR joysticks: Seven of the Hottest Video Game Characters to Grace my Screen

So, I was sitting at my desk, daydreaming about which X-Men power I wanted (while my coworkers were building the world in their image, ya know, being successful and what not) when it came to me h...   more

I'd toggle THEIR joysticks: Seven of the Hottest Video Game Characters to Grace my Screen


Pokemon Platinum: Which starter Pokemon will I use this time?!

Finally, the is up and running so us, Americans, can feel anxious and seriously consider freezing ourselves like Cartman when he was waiting for the Nintendo Wii launch. Take a glimpse at the...   more

Pokemon Platinum: Which starter Pokemon will I use this time?!


First Jimpressions: Killzone 2

After much patient waiting, Killzone 2 finally arrived this afternoon and I have been spending the afternoon wallowing in its gray space fascism. We'll be bringing you a review as soon as we're a...   more

First Jimpressions: Killzone 2


Xbox Live doesn't mind mutual masturbation.

Being in a long distance relationship is hard. Aren't you tired of all your lonely nights, wishing you could be with the one you love who resides far far away in Kentucky? Frustrated with the col...   more

Xbox Live doesn't mind mutual masturbation.


Spice up your resume with video game achievements!

Many career-seekers are now throwing in extra tidbits in their job résumé such as attaining the Suicide Missionary achievement in Gears of War 2, their level & class in World of Warcraft and how ...   more

Spice up your resume with video game achievements!


15 things you didn't know about RiotMonster

I am a little late on this post since I was wrapped up in watching Puppy Bowl all day... But here it is!! 15 things you didn't know about RiotMonster!! Glow-In-The-Dark is my most favorite col...   more

15 things you didn't know about RiotMonster


10 things you might not know (and don't care to know) about Jim Stoilin'

This seems to be today's CBlog activity, and since I'm as self-interested as the rest of you, I shall join in! I don't go into a great deal of detail about my childhood, save for the occasiona...   more

10 things you might not know (and don't care to know) about Jim Stoilin'


Video Games Linked to Poor Relationships with Others?

I stumbled upon this news article earlier. Here are some key points from this "study" that pissed me off: ---"It may be that young adults remove themselves from important social settings to p...   more

Video Games Linked to Poor Relationships with Others?


I don't often post "hot" pictures, but this was too saucy to pass up

Hot diggity dawg!   more

I don't often post


Help me get X-Blades swag for utter bullsh*t

If you have a Twitter account, I hereby request that you help me screw up a voting system just for the simple pleasure of having something utterly terrible win a prize it doesn't deserve. South...   more

Help me get X-Blades swag for utter bullsh*t


My First Dtoid Post Ever is in 2009 = Fail

Alright, so I'm a couple of years late but give me a break. This is my first post and I wanted to let you get to know me a bit. I go by the name of RiotMonster and I've been playing games sinc...   more

My First Dtoid Post Ever is in 2009 = Fail


Sour Wine

I have concluded that if I take these sour grapes and use to make the wine that you will ask me if I would like cheese to go with, I can actually make sour wine, the most powerful metaphor for c...   more

Sour Wine


Jesus Christ, it IS Tyra Tuesday!!!

It's Tyra Tuesday everybody! I'm not even sure wtf a Tyra Banks is, but I do know it's TYRA TUESDAY and that means that anybody who doesn't celebrate Tyra Banks gets BANNED! You surely read Kot...   more

Jesus Christ, it IS Tyra Tuesday!!!





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