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Jonathan Holmes . Feb 09

Nintendo Force is giving away free stuff

I finally got the latest issue of Nintendo Force in the mail, and it made me a lot happier than I thought it wold. There are a few sentences is my review of Devil's Third that I wish I could re-write, but over all...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Jan 18

Nintendo Force magazine! You might like it!

Nintendo Force is a print magazine that I've contributed to for fun since... 2014? Something like that. It comes out every two months, and it makes me really happy. I think I get paid to work on it, but I try not to think abo...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Jan 14
Just spent the past 20 minutes in Zero Mission trying to pull off the shinepark-to-morphball trick that can score you early super missles, right outside of the door where you first fight the charge beam cyclops worm. I love this game.
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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 31
The girl and the boy, fell in love in the elevator. Two months later, he hate her.
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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 27

Guess the Star Wars movie! (maybe Spoilers)

Use these event bulletpoints to guess which Star Wars movie I'm thinking about.  * At the start, a member of the good guys gets captured by the bad guys * Before they are captured, the member of good guys&n...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 15
nintendo here
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Jonathan Holmes . Nov 08
Woaaah, I'm judging a comedy contest with Emmanuel"Webster" Lewis tonight. Tickets here- http://www.eventbrite.com/e/boston-comedy-festival-stand-up-contest-prelim-1-tickets-13650343545?aff=eorg
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Jonathan Holmes . Nov 03
I knew Bob Ross before he was cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH52wA-QAMI&index=3&list=PLgIncSjwO2pj9cVJ61QHrFO2NQEm1mtSH
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Jonathan Holmes . Oct 26
I explained the movies https://twitter.com/TronKnotts/status/658796040062160897/photo/1
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randombullseye . Oct 24
Here's my Until Dawn video review, from three months ago! https://youtu.be/ZfTa0-U9c5k
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atheistium . Sep 21

How many wolves must die?

I got an email this morning that was filled with dtoiders from 2006-8.   The memories man. The memories!   0

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randombullseye . Aug 17
I'd rather cut some PANCAKES.
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Jonathan Holmes . Aug 17
What's up doc, can we rock?
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randombullseye . Aug 13
Trigger warnings always trigger me. Every single time I see the words trigger warning, I remember being told I was triggering someone and feel such shame, guilt, and dishonor. Stop trigger warning things world, it triggers me.
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randombullseye . Aug 10

August 10, join Destructoid forums, celebrate our survival holiday Lower-Most!

Lower-Most is yiddish for The Basement, which is what the forums now are. Joing in super easy, just There will be from now on lots of love in those forums, love, love, love!   Much like the traditional religious ho...   0

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randombullseye . Aug 09
It's a secret to everybody!
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randombullseye . Aug 09
I'm worried that the video game bubble is going to burst sooner than later, these consoles aren't what people were wanting and everyone keeps arguing about nonsense. I love you guys. I'm scared of the future.
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randombullseye . Aug 06

STFUAJPG: Stop Taking F'ng Umbrage And Just Play Games!

"There are battle lines being drawn. Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid. Step out of line and the man take you way, way away." For What It's Worth - Buffalo Springfield As...   0

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randombullseye . Aug 03

The Forum Solution: Make me a Moderator!

If elected, I will personally ban everything I don't like or do. Just like Something Awful, the internet's largest discussion forum.No one will ever talk about drinking ever again ever. I don't approve of it and I don't lik...   0

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randombullseye . Jun 26

XCOM 2 - Are XCOM Terrorists?

While I was very excited to hear XCOM was getting a sequel, I was a litte taken back by the video released to promote the sequel.  In thThere was a statue where humas and aliens were together, but that wasn't all th...   0

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randombullseye . Apr 14

Is the "easy" fatality limited use Mortal Kombat X DLC the worst ever?

  I'm ready to argue that one button fatalities are awesome. When I saw that DLC was available to simplify them, I was super down for it. Mortal Kombat Trilogy has this feature included as a really awesome che...   0

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randombullseye . Apr 10

What if King of the Hill met Pokemon?

Despite being over a year old, I just found this and now I willl share it with everyone I ever meet.        0

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randombullseye . Apr 08

Bloodborne - My First Lets Play (3 videos)

I've been experimenting with you tube videos, since playsation let me recod straight out of it and upload videos, I did that, three times. I'm not the best player, but I'd like to hope I'm much funnier and more entertain...   0

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randombullseye . Apr 07

The Journalism Show - Episode 7

Topher told me on twitter to tell my friends, so I'm posting this. We are still friends.      I'm not super into anime, but I got enough of the gags to like it. Topher's an awesome guy, he used to do work here on Destructoid. Tomopop still uses the beedog as their mascot, which is awesome.    I'm joking, I am super into anime.      0

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randombullseye . Oct 27

I for one still like Destructoid. #keepontrucking #gamergate #hashtag

"We are all in this together, but we all die alone."   I might be one of the harshest dudes talking nothing but garbage about Destructoid. It's awful at times, some of the allegations against the place are just cri...   0

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randombullseye . Aug 06

Games I Played This Month - July 2014

Hi my name is randombullseye, I play video games. Blood Will Tell - Playstation 2 Longtime readers know I really liked this game, but never finished it. Luckily I lost the yellow memory card that had my save on it, so I g...   0

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randombullseye . Aug 01

Games I Played: July 2014

Blood Will Tell - Playstation 2 Longtime readers know I really liked this game, but never finished it. Luckily I lost the yellow memory card that had my save on it, so I got to start all over again.  You play as a franke...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Jun 15

(NVGR) Why I quit The Dismal Jesters

As some of you may know, I was doing a Podcast with former Dtoid writers Conrad Zimmerman and Jim Sterling called The Dismal Jesters. It was more-or-less a continuation of the version of Podtoid that Jim put together in 201...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Jun 01

Sup Holmes returns today at 4pm with Mike K from Ludum Dare

Hello! Thanks again to everyone that supported the Sup Holmes Kickstarter! We made almost 3 times our initial goal. We totally won.  The show is coming back today with Mike Kasprzak, one of the organizers of the Ludum Dare ...   0




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