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[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Due to an uninteresting series of events, my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my Dtoid duties (hehe, dood...   more



Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone ...   more



Dtoid GOTY 2013: Chris Carter's picks

†to play videogames. This year,†I've played around 270 new games. That's new in 2013, as in, newly released this year, and doesn't include replays or retro titles. So as you can imagine, I had a ...   more



Merry Christmas from the Dixons

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much you mean to me. If it weren't for Destructoid, I wouldn't be half the person -- half the husband, half the father, half the man -- ...   more



Latest Tropes Vs. Cow Dumping is very reasonable

Q45KYFDFj40 Cow dumps are not very comfortable to look at. Really, smelling them isn't either. I've always preferred to taste them. Just kidding. That's my idea of opening with humorous banter. ...   more

Latest Tropes Vs. Cow Dumping is very reasonable


I FP'd five cblogs this weekend (and I want to do more)

and and and and . I want to start doing this every weekend. Let's take over the front page! "Dtoid Community Weekends." Help me make it happen. Go create something beautiful. Or awful. Or...   more

I FP'd five cblogs this weekend (and I want to do more)


Great things are on the way: I'm now heading up reviews for Destructoid

I'll keep this brief. Destructoid has had a few losses lately.   more



Dear Dtoiders

"Also, cocks" is gone. The "Fap" button is gone. Chad, Colette, Brad, Samit, Uncle Reg, and every other person and thing you've ever loved is gone. But Dtoid is not gone. There may be some n...   more



Dear Dtoid

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Sign up to wear the Mr Destructoid helmet at PAX!

If you're going to PAX this weekend, you owe it to yourself to take for a spin! This thing is ULTRA light (you seriously have to wear it to believe it) and you will have a BLAST walking around...   more

Sign up to wear the Mr Destructoid helmet at PAX!


What's your favorite thing Destructoid ever did?

After seeing the (part of our ) up on the front page again, it got me thinking: what's your favorite thing Dtoid ever did? The Dtoid staff and community have come up with some fantastic "stuf...   more



How to adopt an avatar for PAX (and why you should)!

HOLY SHIT PAX IS NEXT WEEK!! We get a lot of questions about avatar adoption around this time every year -- namely, "What the fuck is avatar adoption?!" -- so I've put together a quick FAQ for ...   more



Here, have some more Skullgirls PC beta keys

Now that , I feel like there's a giant void inside me that needs filling. I mean, I need SOMETHING to keep me occupied once fapping's rubbed my pud raw and my iPhone's battery has died, leaving...   more

Here, have some more Skullgirls PC beta keys


Who wants to be on the Friday Night Fights banner?

Sound like something you might be interested in? To sign up, just and post a pic of yourself along with your favorite weapon. (I'll PM people payment details from there.) Once Mikey's receiv...   more



What's in Jonathan Holmes' mouth?

I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!)   more



Nintendo's Smash Bros. 'joke' causes trouble

lBoL1Ic9uWw Nintendo caused a bit of a storm during its new Smash Bros. character reveal. The problem arose when Wii Fit Trainer, A WOMAN, said in her character introduction trailer, "Feel the ...   more

Nintendo's Smash Bros. 'joke' causes trouble


Xbox One won't play used games, confirmed!

So according to a , the xbox one will only use discs to install games one time. Then those discs are locked to your account. If you pass those to a friend a "fee" will be charged to them to insta...   more

Xbox One won't play used games, confirmed!


Story 2) Nintendo taking Letís Play videos down from you tube.

This case is very interesting for several reasons.† Iíve been searching around trying to find a legal precident for this, but I canít find one. If this goes to court and is ruled on, then say ...   more

Story 2)  Nintendo taking Letís Play videos down from you tube.


Story 1) The story of Chloe Sagal makes me feel awful, but I read a lot about it

Story 1) The story of Chloe Sagal makes me feel awful, but I read a lot about it. †A person who developed an independent game I never played, has some medical issues. Some sort of metal lodged...   more

Story 1) The story of Chloe Sagal makes me feel awful, but I read a lot about it


The Letter of the Law: Chloe Sagal, Alister Pinsof, and Nintendo

Iím no lawyer nor am I a morally rightious person. I play a lot of video games, my name is Charlie. I'm an ignorant man, but I want to be more learned. I want to appeal to logic, as the culture...   more

The Letter of the Law: Chloe Sagal, Alister Pinsof, and Nintendo


Another Blog About Gender Stuff In Games

This originally started as a reply to someone else's blog, but it started getting pretty long. So I decided to just make it into my own blog. Game companies don't have an agenda other than that ...   more

Another Blog About Gender Stuff In Games


Please don't tone down Shadow Warrior

Yesterday it was revealed that††developer Flying Wild Hog is††of the 1997 3D Realms classic†, and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at†; I did that annoying fucking th...   more



Games Played This Month - April 2013!

Ugh, I hate losing progress on a game, but the difficulty of the game is in losing progress. I love fighting against a game. This game is a nightmare to try to play without losing progress...   more

Games Played This Month - April 2013!


Games Played This Month - March 2012

Every month I write what I played on my ipod, but I've been busy doing things. But not really, I've been in a dark place emotionally I guess. It sort of came out in this writing. I've been tryin...   more

Games Played This Month - March 2012


AMAAIAYA (Ask Me Anything And I'll Answer Your Ask)

I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them!   more



[NVGR] Some pictures of my kids for you to d'awww over

I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur...   more



IAmA writer for Destructoid.com AMA

. All kinds of games: indies, JRPGs, platformers, FPS thingies, you name it! Feel free to ask my anything on . The more videogame related it is, the more likely I'll respond 3 Proof:   more



Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



My wife surprised me by redecorating my game room when I was at PAX (shortblog)

So this one is going to be pretty short, but I just had to share it with you guys. After working like crazy at PAX East this weekend, getting my hands on every game I could, I came back to an...   more



Siblings Before Prostitutes

In light of the whole controversy surrounding the "Bros Before Hos" trophy in the recently released God of War: Ascension, I thought that I would share my thoughts on the whole situation. First ...   more

Siblings Before Prostitutes





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