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"Games Organized Neatly" - a visual art series

In theory, a videogame is really just a computer program made up of electronic signals, creating light that moves in different patterns on a television screen.  BUT. With that said, I've always ...   more



Sometimes the simplest memories are the most meaningful

I've been playing videogames for the vast majority of my life, and some of my most fondest memories involve gaming in some capacity or other.  Today, I want to share a simple story with you gu...   more



Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



2007 was a good year for the ladies

Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of . . I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the . Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago.   more



The Tale of the Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge

With the month of October in full swing and Halloween just around the bend, I thought I'd remind the you guys about the old story of the cursed cartridge... *holds flashlight under face and gri...   more



The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!

Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ...   more



Intermission.

No, I didn't vanish again. I'm just here to say that "Tomorrow" turned into a few days. I'm re-thinking how I do these. Writing daily, as some people have pointed out, turns into kind of a job, a...   more

Intermission.


Once more, with feeling.

Six months later; radio silence. Whoops. It's hard to say what brought me back. Motivation is funny like that. You're doing something utterly mundane, like showering or washing your hands and ba...   more

Once more, with feeling.


Wyse fwom you gwave!

Honey, I'm home. Well, it's been a while since I've posted here. I can't really say why. Maybe because I was thinking of the futility of writing like this everyday, and getting nowhere, much ...   more

Wyse fwom you gwave!


E3 Approaches: Growing Up With E3

The fact that E3 exists really amazes me. The fact that our society has such an excess of "needs" that we can warrant and justify to ourselves that a convention of E3's size and sheer magnitude...   more

E3 Approaches: Growing Up With E3


COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 2011 Predictions!

In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMA...   more



Oshawott is a rock star

Video taken at the Pokémon Black/White launch party in London. . Not been here since 2009. Is weird.   more



Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're...   more



A few thoughts on the new Professor Layton game (shortblog)

Professor Layton and the Unwound Future is a fun, addictive videogame with an extremely creative gameplay premise behind it and a story that completely draws the player in and holds him there. ...   more

A few thoughts on the new Professor Layton game (shortblog)


A short essay on why I like FFXIV.

Back from the dead! I've been incredibly busy as of late. Getting married will do that, I suppose, coupled with some pretty serious financial problems. Given that Final Fantasy XIV just launched,...   more

A short essay on why I like FFXIV.


The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA...   more



Garison imagines a world where the PS3, 360, and Wii never existed...

Let's just play pretend for a bit... let's just pretend that we live in an alternate universe. An alternate universe where the current state of the videogames industry was dramatically alte...   more

Garison imagines a world where the PS3, 360, and Wii never existed...


ALERT! COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 Predictions

Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read the post right ). I wanted to se...   more



My Cave Story cross stitch [shortblawg yawll!]

I was digging through some old cupboards in our house last night when I found my mom's giganto pile of cross stitching materials. =D I decided "Hey, what a perfect way to make sprites!". And s...   more



Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming

To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re...   more

Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming


Hey guuuuurrrrl! It's time for yet another garison drunk blog! =D

Hey Dtoid community. :) It's garison here. You may know me from such places as the previous Dtoid Friday Cblog recapper! ... and that's ... pretty much it... ;) Alright. Gaming. Right. So I...   more

Hey guuuuurrrrl! It's time for yet another garison drunk blog! =D


Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly...   more

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer


Weddings, bad reviews, and why FFXIII is a good game.

It's been a while, hasn't it, d-toid? According to the window I have open, cataloguing my posts, the last time I posted anything was before the new year. Whoops. I suppose that I should probab...   more

Weddings, bad reviews, and why FFXIII is a good game.


Dear Destructoid... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...Love, Garison

I know everyone is doing it today, but I just thought I would do my part. After all, ! Happy Birthday, Dtoid and Niero. You are both amazing, you were my first online community, and I love you...   more

Dear Destructoid... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...Love, Garison


East Coast Blues

I am often tempted to start my own gaming publication. I think I'd keep it feature focused, with a strong opinion section and maybe only a smattering of reviews when big or interesting stuff com...   more

East Coast Blues


PAX East contest: Garison's Golden Ticket

[] Hey everybody. I'm garison, and this is my video entry for the . I hope you like it. It took a lot of work, and I'm pretty proud of it. It's my very first big video project, and I think it t...   more



Top 10 Games of my Life, Part 4: God of War

(Be forwarned: My most emo, self-indulgent post to date) Unemployment is like a broken quick time event. You wake up each day and follow the onscreen instructions but no matter how many times yo...   more

Top 10 Games of my Life, Part 4: God of War


Your old pal Sterling on ScrewAttack's Sidescroller's podcast

HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ...   more



God of War Clones: A Couple Worth Playing (And one to Avoid)

God of War III is going to rock, just as every God of War game prior has rocked. I would dare say that I haven't been this excited for a video game since Ocarina of Time when I was a wee lad of t...   more

God of War Clones: A Couple Worth Playing (And one to Avoid)


Review: Showgirls: The Return trailer

As some of you may know, I am obsessed with . The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite...   more






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