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"Games Organized Neatly" - a visual art series

In theory, a videogame is really just a computer program made up of electronic signals, creating light that moves in different patterns on a television screen.† BUT. With that said, I've always been a big fan of both box art...   more



Sometimes the simplest memories are the most meaningful

I've been playing videogames for the vast majority of my life, and some of my most fondest memories involve gaming in some capacity or other.† Today, I want to share a simple story with you guys about one of my favoruite m...   more



Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



2007 was a good year for the ladies

Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of this subtle reminder. CannibalCalvin. I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the nerdcore men. HARDMODE: Keep a straight face when you realise CC has DS carts on his nipples. Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago.   more



The Tale of the Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge

With the month of October in full swing and Halloween just around the bend, I thought I'd remind the you guys about the old story of the cursed Majora's Mask cartridge... *holds flashlight under face and grins menacingly* ...   more



The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!

Hey, everyone! If you havenít taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a little further ... but stop before you get to the part where you have to scroll...   more



Intermission.

No, I didn't vanish again. I'm just here to say that "Tomorrow" turned into a few days. I'm re-thinking how I do these. Writing daily, as some people have pointed out, turns into kind of a job, and I already have one of those...   more

Intermission.


Once more, with feeling.

Six months later; radio silence. Whoops. It's hard to say what brought me back. Motivation is funny like that. You're doing something utterly mundane, like showering or washing your hands and bang, out of the blue, you reali...   more

Once more, with feeling.


Wyse fwom you gwave!

Honey, I'm home. Well, it's been a while since I've posted here. I can't really say why. Maybe because I was thinking of the futility of writing like this everyday, and getting nowhere, much like waking into a closed door...   more

Wyse fwom you gwave!


E3 Approaches: Growing Up With E3

The fact that E3 exists really amazes me. The fact that our society has such an excess of "needs" that we can warrant and justify to ourselves that a convention of E3's size and sheer magnitude can exist for the sole purpos...   more

E3 Approaches: Growing Up With E3


COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 2011 Predictions!

In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THATíS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!) Last year these questi...   more



Oshawott is a rock star

Video taken at the Pokťmon Black/White launch party in London. Was awesome. Not been here since 2009. Is weird.   more



Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

Jim S. It's like Japanese dick girls Jim S. Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're a greedy fucker O...   more



A few thoughts on the new Professor Layton game (shortblog)

Professor Layton and the Unwound Future is a fun, addictive videogame with an extremely creative gameplay premise behind it and a story that completely draws the player in and holds him there. I've been a fan of the s...   more

A few thoughts on the new Professor Layton game (shortblog)


A short essay on why I like FFXIV.

Back from the dead! I've been incredibly busy as of late. Getting married will do that, I suppose, coupled with some pretty serious financial problems. Given that Final Fantasy XIV just launched, I feel the need to counter so...   more

A short essay on why I like FFXIV.


The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PAX Prime! Last week was my firs...   more



Garison imagines a world where the PS3, 360, and Wii never existed...

Let's just play pretend for a bit... let's just pretend that we live in an alternate universe. An alternate universe where the current state of the videogames industry was dramatically altered. Let's pretend that t...   more

Garison imagines a world where the PS3, 360, and Wii never existed...


ALERT! COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 Predictions

Pic unrelated. I just love Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read ...   more



My Cave Story cross stitch [shortblawg yawll!]

I was digging through some old cupboards in our house last night when I found my mom's giganto pile of cross stitching materials. =D I decided "Hey, what a perfect way to make Cave Story sprites!". And so I did just that. ...   more



Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming

To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII review and the hate campaign ins...   more

Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming


Hey guuuuurrrrl! It's time for yet another garison drunk blog! =D

Picture unrelated. Obviously. ;) Hey Dtoid community. :) It's garison here. You may know me from such places as the previous Dtoid Friday Cblog recapper! ... and that's ... pretty much it... ;) Alright. Gaming. Right. So...   more

Hey guuuuurrrrl! It's time for yet another garison drunk blog! =D


Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly such a pain in the arse these...   more

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer


Weddings, bad reviews, and why FFXIII is a good game.

Whoops, this is actually a screen for Time Crisis 14: Chicks In The Sky With Gunblades Shoot Things. Sorry! It's been a while, hasn't it, d-toid? According to the window I have open, cataloguing my posts, the last time I po...   more

Weddings, bad reviews, and why FFXIII is a good game.


Dear Destructoid... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...Love, Garison

I know everyone is doing it today, but I just thought I would do my part. After all, CTZ told me to! Happy Birthday, Dtoid and Niero. You are both amazing, you were my first online community, and I love you for it. <3   more

Dear Destructoid... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...Love, Garison


East Coast Blues

I am often tempted to start my own gaming publication. I think I'd keep it feature focused, with a strong opinion section and maybe only a smattering of reviews when big or interesting stuff comes along. I'd look for writers...   more

East Coast Blues


PAX East contest: Garison's Golden Ticket

[I also uploaded the video to YouTube if you would prefer to watch it there.] Hey everybody. I'm garison, and this is my video entry for the 2 Worlds II PAX East contest. I hope you like it. It took a lot of work, and I'm p...   more



Top 10 Games of my Life, Part 4: God of War

(Be forwarned: My most emo, self-indulgent post to date) Unemployment is like a broken quick time event. You wake up each day and follow the onscreen instructions but no matter how many times you mash the appropriate button ...   more

Top 10 Games of my Life, Part 4: God of War


Your old pal Sterling on ScrewAttack's Sidescroller's podcast

HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my "Videogame 'fans' need to shut up about everything" editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too long. Quite a fun little debate and hopefully it is interesting to people. Check it out here: SIDESCROLLERS OMG Hope you like it!   more



God of War Clones: A Couple Worth Playing (And one to Avoid)

God of War III is going to rock, just as every God of War game prior has rocked. I would dare say that I haven't been this excited for a video game since Ocarina of Time when I was a wee lad of ten (that story later). Now, wi...   more

God of War Clones: A Couple Worth Playing (And one to Avoid)


Review: Showgirls: The Return trailer

As some of you may know, I am obsessed with Showgirls. The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite line of dialogue in ...   more






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