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Jim Sterling . Apr 01

Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   0

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Max Scoville . Dec 13

A Care Package From Occam's Electric Toothbrush!

This picture is completely unrelated to anything, ever. Hey guys! Holy Bananas, I never write in here anymore. I feel like a jerk because I used to come in and say hello but now I just start fights with people on YouTube a...   0

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Max Scoville . May 16

Tommy Wiseautoid

Ever since we started taking movie suggestions for our totally-not-an-obvious-product-tie-in Destructoid/Netflix movie club, people have been yammering at us to watch The Room. No. I've seen that fucking movie enough times. ...   0

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Max Scoville . Apr 03


Hey dudes. Long time no blog. I feel like I've been really bad about writing lately, personally and professionally. I've got a pile of previews I should be working on, but so far my attempts at writing them have consisted of ...   0

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Max Scoville . Mar 11


I was playing Pokemon when I read about the earthquake in Japan. Chad sent out an email to all the Destructoid editors, making sure Dale North was okay. He lives in Japan, so this is scary shit. Don't think he can get email, ...   0

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Jim Sterling . Mar 03

Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

Jim S. It's like Japanese dick girls Jim S. Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're a greedy fucker O...   0

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Max Scoville . Feb 07

Blagghhh! REVENGE!

Hey everyone. Tonight, we had a rather entertaining episode of The Destructoid Show ready to go up, but the evil ghost of Jonathan Holmes that haunts our studio set fire to several of the editing bays and our producer, Zac Mi...   0

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Max Scoville . Jan 25

Allow me to beat this dead horse for you.

As you guys know, Iím not super-excited for Bulletstorm. I never planned on talking about it this much, exactly, because I typically try to avoid focusing on things that I donít find super-fascinating. However, the amount of ...   0

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Max Scoville . Jan 18

Heavy Rain

There. I've been meaning to Photoshop that for the last seven months. (If you don't get it, watch Bowfinger. It's the last good movie Eddie Murphy made.)   0

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Max Scoville . Jan 16


Haha, so. I pissed some people off. If you haven't seen it, here's Friday's episode of The Destructoid Show. I went off on a tangent about how I'm not stoked for Bulletstorm because I'm not a fan of Cliffy B, the guy who d...   0

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Max Scoville . Jan 08

This Was A Little Too Long For Twitter.

Mornin' sweetheart. How'd you sleep? Figured I'd write another blog, because I'm probably supposed to, and because I love you. This week has been insane. In a fun way, mostly. Hosting the show has been so, so much fun for me...   0

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Max Scoville . Jan 04


Hey hey everyone. I don't even know who reads this, but you guys usually comment, which is kickass because it makes me feel less like I'm talking to myself over the internet while sitting alone in my room in my underpants. A...   0

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Max Scoville . Dec 31

Vintage Drunken Note-To-Self #2

A few weeks ago, I shared with you a little keepsake from my idiotic community college years: a note I'd written to myself while totally trashed off Coors Light and Jagermeister. Today, I'd like to share with you... Another...   0

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Max Scoville . Dec 24

If you don't like N64 or The Beatles, you're a terrible person.

I recently set up a YouTube channel for myself, because that one friggin' VGAs interview I did with the VP of Blizzard has like, a bajillion hits, and I figured it'd be a good tool to put all my dumb internet videos in one pl...   0

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Max Scoville . Dec 23

Island Of Misfit Games

Hey gang, hopefully by now you've gotten a chance to check out the totally festive-as-shit Destructoid Show Holiday Spectacular, which I hosted yesterday with Jon Carnage. I thought it turned out pretty well, considering I ...   0

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Max Scoville . Dec 19

Vintage Drunken Note-To-Self #1

While going through one of my many shoeboxes of pointless trinkets and shit, I dug up some notes I wrote to myself a few years ago. But lo, dear reader, these are no ordinary notes. These are notes I wrote to myself after the...   0

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Max Scoville . Dec 17


More drawings for you. This time, I've got a series of drawings I did for my History of The Cyborg class (art school is ridiculous.) There wasn't actually an assignment, but I had the idea to draw a bunch of popular websites ...   0

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Max Scoville . Dec 16

The Academic Code Of Horror

Hello my little internet. I've been awfully busy lately, going on my wacky adventures. Since I last wrote in here, I went to Las Vegas and Phoenix to dick around with the new NASCAR game. Last weekend, I was in LA for the S...   0

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Max Scoville . Oct 03

Gone To Texas

Hey gang. Writing this from a hotel room in Dallas right now, where I'm staying thanks to THQ. They flew me and Chris Morris (AKA Azereki, or "Ass Ricky") out here for reasons that we might now be allowed to talk about yet, b...   0

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Max Scoville . Oct 01

Tales From The Distant Year of 2005 A.D.

I have a cute little story for you. It's about high school and video games. It was the last few months of my senior year -- it was actually my second senior year, if you wanna nitpick. I um. Kept putting off Phys-Ed class be...   0

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Max Scoville . Sep 30

Sharks 'N' Hamburgers

I've been going to a lot of press events lately with Hamza, which is pretty cool because if he wasn't around, I probably wouldn't have any idea what I was supposed to be doing, and also, he's a self-proclaimed shark. And shar...   0

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Max Scoville . Sep 27

Twittersweet Symphony

Hey gang, I just got a Twitter account up and running. I've had one for a while, but it's mostly friends-only because I talk about PG-13 stuff and I'm always afraid my mom will Google me and then get so offended she never sp...   0

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Max Scoville . Sep 23

Zombie Step-Dad

Apparently, something zombie-related happened this evening involving me and Hamza. (More on this later.)   0

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Max Scoville . Sep 17

Animals N' Stuff

This morning we got a very strange report about Tokyo Jungle, and just now we got to see a trailer for it. Now, I'll admit, I had a pretty late night last night and today my brain is basically half a pound of Nickelodeon ...   0

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Max Scoville . Sep 14

First Day Jitters

Hi internet, I'm Max. I'm new here. I'll be making videos for you guys to watch, and hopefully they won't suck, and you'll like them. I'm twenty-three years old and I live in San Francisco. My all-time favorite games are Ri...   0

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Jim Sterling . Sep 12

The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PAX Prime! Last week was my firs...   0

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Jim Sterling . Mar 24

Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming

To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII review and the hate campaign ins...   0

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Jim Sterling . Mar 18

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly such a pain in the arse these...   0

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Jim Sterling . Mar 03

Your old pal Sterling on ScrewAttack's Sidescroller's podcast

HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my "Videogame 'fans' need to shut up about everything" editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too long. Quite a fun little debate and hopefully it is interesting to people. Check it out here: SIDESCROLLERS OMG Hope you like it!   0

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