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Darren Nakamura . Aug 22
I actually kind of like YouTube's unskippable first five seconds of advertisement, because that's just about the time it takes me to grab my earbuds and put 'em in.

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Darren Nakamura . Aug 19
If you think about it, aren't all Pokémon Fighting-type?

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Darren Nakamura . Aug 10
In hindsight, "STFUAJPG" is kind of a silly motto for a website focused on writing about video games, right?

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Darren Nakamura . Aug 10
What is a quickpost? / A miserable little / Pile of haiku

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Gobun . Apr 11

Afterthoughts: Octodad: Dadliest Catch

What's up you meme loving fucks? I played this game we're you're a god damn octopus with a family n you basically wiggle around tryna do normal tasks. How does an octopus have children with a human? Only our savior JESUS...   0

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Gobun . Mar 28

After Thoughts: Life Is Strange

Hey folks, long time no see. Its your old pal Gobun and this time hes back with some shitty Lets Play videos he made of self playingthis turd:     This game sucks a fatty as we drone our way through 2 FULL HOU...   0

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Kryptinite . Nov 08

We Used to Get Silly

The Day of Reckoning is coming...   0

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lv99ron . May 02

There should be a game based on The Collector movie series.

Before I get into it, here is a little back story for those of you who might not know anything about the Collector series. The Collector is a serial killer, that likes to break into people's homes and take them all hostage. †...   0

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lv99ron . May 01

Kamen Rider Battrider War: More Riders than you can shake a Rider Kick at.

As we get closer to the May 28th release date of Bandai's Dynasty Warriors inspired game, more and more screen shots, and trailers are being posted. †From this I have learned each Rider will have full access to all of their f...   0

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Gobun . Apr 01

IAMA Guy with testicals the size of pineapples. AMA

True story, and my ballsack is black. Go ahead, ask away.   0

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lv99ron . Mar 11

Kamen Rider: Battride War cannot come out soon enough

Before we get to business, a little backstory to help you get a better picture of how excited I am. I am a big time Kamen Rider fan. I have watched all of the Heisei era (2000 - 2010) and 3 of the Neo-Heisei era (2011- Curre...   0

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swiftkaratechop . Feb 15

Devil May Cry Play-Through [SwiftyPwns]

Hey guys, currently doing a play-through for Devil May Cry 5 [DmC] would you like to watch me die?   0

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lv99ron . Oct 26

My take on Silent Hill Revelation in money wasting 3D

Wow, it's been awhile since I've written anything here. I figured it was time for me to hop back into the fray, and what better topic to talk about than Silent Hill Revelation. So as you have gathered I just watched Silent...   0

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Gobun . Jul 31

Review: Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Editors Note: I have a drinking problem] Who gets the last slice of cake? Who will ride shotgun on the way home? Who gets to be player 1? When calling dibs fails, theres only one way to settle a conflict: Rock. Paper. Sci...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Jul 27

The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!

Hey, everyone! If you havenít taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a little further ... but stop before you get to the part where you have to scroll...   0

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Gobun . Jun 06

Gobungasms: I've Been Hiding Edition 6/5/12

Como esta bitches? Yeah it's been a while and I kinda wanna get back into this whole blogging thing which I'm not really good at. Dixon said "Gobungasms" as apposed to "Gobunisms" and it struck a nerve so deep, that it mad...   0

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Darren Nakamura . Jun 03

Destructoid forums Werewolf Game 9: a recap (part 2)

This is the second part in the epic retelling of Werewolf Game 9 from the Destructoid forums. If you missed it, you can see Part 1 here. Header image by ZombiePlatypus. You can click it for a larger version. Planning ...   0

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Darren Nakamura . Jun 03

Destructoid forums Werewolf Game 9: a recap (part 1)

The following is a retelling of the recent game of Werewolf on the Destructoid forums. It was Team Fortress 2 themed, where thirteen of the sixteen players were BLU mercenaries, and the other three were RED Spies, bent on ...   0

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Darren Nakamura . May 21

A very Animal Crossing engagement story

Two years ago today, I asked a special woman to spend the rest of her life with me. This is the story of it all. I've told it before to people who have asked, but never written it down. It started more than five years ag...   0

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Gobun . Apr 02

10 Things You Probably Already Know About Me

Blah blah blah, it's me, Gobun. Lets be honest, I'm jumping on this bandwagon because I love myself some attention and it seems to be my only form of nourishment these days. Bonus: I lost 30 weights since the picture on t...   0

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Gobun . Mar 21

A Game of Foots: Your Move Max

About a week ago, I sent Max Scoville a picture of my left foot. Glorious Gobun leg hair Fabu Gobun work shoe Sensual Gobun loving Max fondles some book I've never heard of Playing on my 3DS Max has his foot...   0

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lv99ron . Feb 13

What a twisted Valentines Day

So this 14th is Valentines day. Sadly I won't be spending it with my girlfriend. I will be too busy with Twisted Metal. Not playing the game, mind you. I am in the desert somewhere with David Jaffe, 100,000 rounds of live...   0

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lv99ron . Feb 01

Give me mass manipulation over electricity anyday.

A couple of years ago I wrote a blog about Infamous vs Prototype. Check it out with Lv99ron's time machine link Anyway I basically talked about not having a PS3 was my reason for favoring Prototype (multi system title) over...   0

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lv99ron . Jan 31

Damn you movie tie-in game gods, where is my Ghost Rider 2?

To start off. I am a huge fan of Ghost Rider, and Nicolas Cage. With Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance reaching it's release date of 2/17/12, I can't help but to wonder where is the movie tie in game? It's resting in the bowe...   0

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Gobun . Jan 13

A Gobun and his Ant Farm

Christmas came late this year since I was involved in like Forums Secret Santa n shit and I admit that I've been acting like a huge baby bitch because I haven't received my God damn gift yet. But I got it. Yesterday. Evenin...   0

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Gobun . Dec 20

Giving: Take it. TAKE THE GIFT.

Alright so lately, I've been GIVING away Tribes: Ascend beta keys. If you don't know what Tribes: Ascend is, time to open up those holes on the sides of your heads and listen with your eyes what I'm about to fucking type. ...   0

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ebbsnone . Dec 20

Giving: An Illegal PS1 from my Dad

I remember it well, sitting in the lounge room with my family, gathered around the Christmas tree, excitedly opening presents. I had gotten good loot that Christmas, and was pretty happy with this years haul. I was yet to go ...   0

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Gobun . Nov 03


So I like sandwiches a lot. This is a blog about sandwiches. YEAH! This is the beginning of a sandwich. It's a slice of white bread. Because wheat bread is disgusting. I turned this slice of bread into a peanut butter a...   0

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lv99ron . Oct 14

Back in Black 2: The Return of Lv99ron

As a lot of you know I was dealing with a very traumatic experience. It's been over a year now, since that little incident that turned my life upside down transpired. I want to forget it ever happened, but at the same time ...   0

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Gobun . Sep 21

I Play Video Games....Sometimes

I have the urge to write and I have nothing video game related to say other than this: -The characterization choices of the protagonists in Dead Island are beyond piss poor. It seems they gave the men the most interesting ba...   0

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