Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
Hello everyone, I very much doubt the current batch of Dtoid users remember me at all but I used to frequent the Media Molecule (Tomopop, Japanator, and Destructoid) quite frequently. As a matter... more
With the month of October in full swing and Halloween just around the bend, I thought I'd remind the you guys about the old story of the cursed cartridge... *holds flashlight under face and gri... more
Sorry for the delay in getting this week's Dtoid Book Club post up. I'm blaming Dale entirely for this one, as I've been waiting to get his feedback on our current book, by Ernest Cline. But I c... more
A few times in recent months, I've found myself trailing off on episodes of Podtoid to talking about books I'm reading or recommend books to others. It's prompted some people to approach me and... more
Hey gang. I did make it home from Tokyo and I'd apologize for not having done more posts while there but, truth be told, there wasn't much more to tell. The rest of the week was dominated by wo... more
(Just as a heads-up, at least one photo in this blog is really, really, NSFW.) My dogs, they are barking. While Tokyo Game Show doesn't start until later in the week, we wanted to get here a lit... more
Sitting on the plane with about nine hours remaining in the flight. This flight rather sucks, if I'm being perfectly honest. There's no internet service available, for starters, which surprised... more
As some of you may be aware, I'm headed to Japan this week to attend the Tokyo Game Show. If this were a standard kind of trip, I would be ramping up my Twitter usage, communicating my thoughts... more
I think that some of the people that were excited by the idea of Final Fantasy Theatrhythm might have bought it, played it for a few days, and then sent it to rot in their huge, unfinished game ... more
I can honestly tell you that the boredom I suffered back then steered me into one of the greatest decisions I would ever make in my life and would put me in the position I’m currently in. Five ... more
Many of the staff members at Destructoid have animals associated with them. Me? Corgis, of course. If you don't know that, you don't read Destructoid enough. Also, look at my Pinterest board!... more
I'm not saying that I'd like to create a game one day, that it would be fun to try and turn what I've learned over my years of playing and thinking about games into one of my own creation. This... more
Do you wear videogame t-shirts? I suppose that's a silly question. Of course you do. I do. We all do. Well, hold on... I , but it's rare. Maybe I haven't done laundry in awhile. Or maybe I'm w... more
Last week, I appeared on an episode of . At some point in the proceedings, Jim Sterling made some comment regarding and was shocked when I professed to have no particular interest in the serie... more
The newest episode of Shrine Impulse is here! The show has gone threw a few changes since we last posted. We decided to make the show a seasonal thing, and as such, they editing is much more la... more
With nearly five years of some of the best times of my life under my belt, I can't seem remember a time when I wasn't on this crazy Destructoid train. So this is going to be weird to type: as t... more
So this all happened at Destructoid while "working" today. NickC: TECMO KOEI AMERICA ANNOUNCES RELEASE DATE FOR DYNASTY WARRIORS 7: Xtreme Legends Dale : dynasty Dontcareriers 7 JimSterling: D... more
I enjoyed the absolute hell out of right up until that last expansion released and I lost any and all desire to play the game. But that doesn't change how much love I have for the time when I ha... more
Hey there, it sure has been a while since we've recorded one of these. At the moment we're aiming for a bi-monthly podcast, and hopefully on the future episodes the editing will be better since... more
http://i.imgur.com/4gyxM.png Does anyone remember (or used to listen to) Shrine Impulse? If not the quick rundown is it's a Video Game and Anime podcast I used to post up here on Destructoid and... more
The fact that E3 exists really amazes me. The fact that our society has such an excess of "needs" that we can warrant and justify to ourselves that a convention of E3's size and sheer magnitude... more
Been some time since I got around to doing a custom game cover. When I first started making these, was always at the top of my list. I just couldn't settle on what I wanted to attempt. My fir... more
I'm in Utah this week, learning that being high up in the mountains means that I feel like I've run a marathon if I walk across the street. Pretty neat! I'm here for Bethesda's BFG 2011 event, w... more
So this is what your doing? Man fuck you Ubisoft an EA. This is bull shit. more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
First come, first served: C2PM-ACNC-CKAH Have fun. Spoiler: the money dies. more
First off, here: Go fucking download that real quick. Why? Because you probably haven't played it. And if you haven't, you're already losing. If you have, I don't care, go play it some more.... more
I took a little bit of time this weekend to whip up more game covers. Since I recently finished on (my live streaming show where I play through the unfinished games in my collection; Weeknigh... more