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Mr.Gobun vs. Loadout

Hey. Longtime no see. Yeah I'm still the same punk. But ya'll already knew that. How about a story?  So up until a couple days ago i was really into LOADOUT, ya know the arena action shooter that came out about a month...   more



IAMA Guy with testicals the size of pineapples. AMA

True story, and my ballsack is black. Go ahead, ask away.   more

IAMA Guy with testicals the size of pineapples. AMA


Hey look I drew Bowser. (Missed me, btw?)

Wow dang, long time no see Dtoid C-Blogs. Not much has been up with me if you have been following me on Twitter. I joined Arizona State University this summer and so far I have been busy, but also liking my stay here in Me...   more



Comments of the Week: C-Blog Jaffa Cannon Edition

This week, I've done a bit of a switcheroo: All of the comments this week come from the Destructoid Community Blogs: The bastion of gamings most enamoured, brimming with zeal and purpose and grateful for the positivity and ...   more



Comments of the Week: Ode to a Folding Chair Edition

Have you seen my folding chair? It shines with dandelion hair. And when I go to sit, I glare, At its delightful derričre. And though it may seem strange, I swear; I want to love it hard right there. I'm captivated, i...   more



Comments of the Week: Lovingly Restored Edition

This week I have been setting out remastering classic titles from the past for the modern generation, with their love of anti-aliasing and blooming lensflare. I'm sure you will agree that these improvements will help bring...   more



Comments of the Week: Evolution of a Comment Edition

(brought to you by the Campaign to Render Assholes Palatable) No doubt you may have noticed that Comments of the Week is becoming a regular feature again. You may also noticed that I have the timekeeping skills of a drunk...   more



Comments of the Week: Blow-By-Blow Comment Commentary Edition

Welcome folks to another fun-packed intense season of worldwide commentary comment-off! We have already had some crowd-wincing action as the competitors have been struggling into their leotards for over an hour. It seems t...   more



Comments of the week: Merrie Olde Gaye Edition

Oh hey guys! How've you been? Oh yes I've been pretty busy now. Just lost my job though, so as I've now got a bit more free time on my hands I thought I'd catch up on some gaming news and... Wait a second. It's all kickin...   more



Review: Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Editors Note: I have a drinking problem] Who gets the last slice of cake? Who will ride shotgun on the way home? Who gets to be player 1? When calling dibs fails, theres only one way to settle a conflict: Rock. Paper. Sci...   more



Finite Lives Episode 1: Assassins Creed III

For my first foray in what the big boys would call a "satirical audio piece", I've concocted a hard-hitting interview series titled "Finite Lives." In the show I interview a series of (totally fictional) creative types abo...   more

Finite Lives Episode 1: Assassins Creed III


Gobungasms: I've Been Hiding Edition 6/5/12

Como esta bitches? Yeah it's been a while and I kinda wanna get back into this whole blogging thing which I'm not really good at. Dixon said "Gobungasms" as apposed to "Gobunisms" and it struck a nerve so deep, that it mad...   more



Choose Your Own E3 Adventure 2: Exposition Harder

The fierce midday sun tears into the unwary traveller to the City of Angels, and holds no pity on you as you limp to the corner of West 12th and St Figueroa. The crowd outside the Los Angeles Convention Center buzzes like a...   more



The Secret Resumes of Video Game Characters

[Note: This is part two, with the other five resumes available here, if you missed them way back when.]   more



War Story 4: Modern Warshooter (Part II)

[When last we left our heroes... Captain Tincap was still cooler than a frozen cucumber on a cold day in winter, Private Party blew up a dog as well as a couple holes in an alley wall, Private First Class Session had a f...   more



10 Things About Awesome From the Machine

When I clicked 'Make New Blog,' my edit page shamelessly revealed to me that my last post was back in September of last year. That fact stung, it really did, especially considering how much Destructoid - the community in pa...   more



10 Things about “Sean Daisy”? Nice name, jerkoff!

Let's not tickle your balls here. You know the format by now, so let's get bloody started! 1. I’ve not been around lately. I’ll be back soon. Some of you may be wondering, “Who is this young upstart, masquerading as a memb...   more



10 More Things About Cataract

I figured since I haven't written anything on Destructoid's Cblogs in ages, I might as well hop on with the fact that the "10 Things" blogs are popping up again. Because why the fuck not, am I right? 10. I've lost a lot of ...   more



10 Things You Probably Already Know About Me

Blah blah blah, it's me, Gobun. Lets be honest, I'm jumping on this bandwagon because I love myself some attention and it seems to be my only form of nourishment these days. Bonus: I lost 30 weights since the picture on t...   more



War Story 4: Modern Warshooter (Part I)

0922 Hours – Operation Flawless Victory Private Chat - Alpha Team Bravo Special Ops Company War Hero Salute 26km East of the Baddistan border, the town of Ra's Al Ghul. The Chinnok S-class Superfly Special is equipped to c...   more



A Game of Foots: Your Move Max

About a week ago, I sent Max Scoville a picture of my left foot. Glorious Gobun leg hair Fabu Gobun work shoe Sensual Gobun loving Max fondles some book I've never heard of Playing on my 3DS Max has his foot...   more



A Gobun and his Ant Farm

Christmas came late this year since I was involved in like Forums Secret Santa n shit and I admit that I've been acting like a huge baby bitch because I haven't received my God damn gift yet. But I got it. Yesterday. Evenin...   more



Giving: Take it. TAKE THE GIFT.

Alright so lately, I've been GIVING away Tribes: Ascend beta keys. If you don't know what Tribes: Ascend is, time to open up those holes on the sides of your heads and listen with your eyes what I'm about to fucking type. ...   more



Sandwichtoid: GOBUN, WACHUGRUBBIN?

So I like sandwiches a lot. This is a blog about sandwiches. YEAH! This is the beginning of a sandwich. It's a slice of white bread. Because wheat bread is disgusting. I turned this slice of bread into a peanut butter a...   more



Gamer's Alphabet (shortblog)

Ok, so I was inspired by those alphabet playmats you get for children to make a Gamer's Alphabet version, to put on a t-shirt or whatever. Here is a draft of the design: The characters are listed below (including the serie...   more

Gamer's Alphabet (shortblog)


Obscurity: Lucky & Wild

I used to be an arcade nut; I’ve made that clear in the past. But, really, what gamer didn’t have many memories in a mall arcade playing Tekken, Time Crisis, or the Star Wars Arcade game? There are so many staples to the ...   more

Obscurity: Lucky & Wild


Don't pass me off: How a license could kill online passes

It has been over a year since the phenomenon of "online passes" has been introduced, and yet the phenomenon has only affected me recently. Having recently bought a secondhand copy of Dead Space 2 online, there was no indica...   more



I Play Video Games....Sometimes

I have the urge to write and I have nothing video game related to say other than this: -The characterization choices of the protagonists in Dead Island are beyond piss poor. It seems they gave the men the most interesting ba...   more



How to be a Better People™

Something that’s always bothered me about my humble home known as “The Forums” is that there isn’t a flow of new members, what so ever. Every so often a stray sheep will tumble into our neck of the woods, and more often th...   more



Welcome to My Hidey-Hole

It's been a while since I've written a blog, which is why I'm gonna keep this short anyway. This is nothing more than a short tour of my room. This is my stupid closet. This is where I play video games/come to cry. This is where I hide my find my solutions for balding. This is where I bump my knee every so often. This is where I do my quiet business   more






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