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Do's And Don'ts: Punch-Out!!

Hello and welcome to another edition of "Do's and Don'ts", a series in which I talk about what developers and publishers should/shouldn't do when it comes to games, practices, etc. In this installment, I'll be talk...   more

Do's And Don'ts: Punch-Out!!


I('m) fucked up.

So, how does one start a blog that's about to get real heavy? With a funny joke, perhaps? Okay, here's one: a boy and a girl walk into a bar. They fell. Alright, where do I begin from there? Well, I went to the school gu...   more



Gearbox Announces Which Publisher It Will Steal From to Fund Borderlands 3

At the end of its PAX South panel today, Gearbox Software announced it is teaming up with Deep Silver for an untitled racing simulation game that will allow the developer to wet its feet in an unfamiliar genre as well as...   more



PAX South was better than meaty fajitas

Last year's Alamo City Comic-Con was my very first convention experience. It was loud, exciting, life-affirming, all around nerdy as fuck and awesome. I wasn't preparred for the fun that I would have and I wanted that f...   more

PAX South was better than meaty fajitas


Songs for Gamers Volume III - Released

Hello friends, I wanted to share with you the Bandcamp link to the album I had been working on since the beginning of January. I'm sure you've seen it before, but now you can download it! I highly recommend free. I encou...   more



Want to Bring Back "Comments of the Week"?

Hello, there, I'm Dreamweaver! I think a little context is necessary for what I'm about to ask so... While I joined Destructoid around 2009, I was never too involved with the community: I was a front page lurker, who wou...   more



Gentleman’s Club Nintendo Launching This September

Nintendo fans mourning the loss of Club Nintendo won’t have to wait long for its replacement. According to classified documents obtained today, the successor to the points program where customers are rewarded for p...   more



What I learned from in game achievements.

Well I guess there is no denying it, I am old. Not as old as other people, but not young enough to catch up with the hip new trends in life. It kinda is frightening to think that there already has been 4-5 generations o...   more

What I learned from in game achievements.


My Super Smash Bros Wii U Combo Video!

Hey guys I know I haven't blogged in forever and I've been kinda busy at pro smash tourneys in the east coast as well as streaming and youtube and last semester of college....but no worries! Cause I totally had time to make another Smash Bros. combo video that I hope you all enjoy! Don't forget to like, comment, and find me and my team at SNBGaming64 or Troyfullbuster on Twitch!   more

My Super Smash Bros Wii U Combo Video!


Amazing Porn of The Amazing World of Gumball!

While everyone seems to be watching select shows on Cartoon Network like and , is the reason why I keep flipping to that channel: while it doesn't have the charm of the former nor the "slacker cool" vibe of the latter...   more

Amazing Porn of The Amazing World of Gumball!


It's (hopefully) about to get gay in here

In the very near future, the Supreme Court and it's band of old people deciding what the young people want will officially decide whether same-sex marriage is permitted by the constitution (or, rather, whether the ...   more



Songs for Gamers Volume III - Update 2 of ? (Feedback needed)

Hello friends, I wanted to share the next 10 tracks with you, but I also wanted to get some feedback/thoughts on something. I might be having an issue with my audio setup that may slow down or even prevent me from writin...   more



Smaller New Nintendo 3DS Coming to the US, Will Ship Without Buttons

Just days after Nintendo announced the US release date of the New Nintendo 3DS XL, the company made it known it plans to release the smaller New Nintendo 3DS this May in the United States. Featuring all the same enhancem...   more



Why the Refused Classification of Hotline Miami 2 is Censorship.

Recently Hotline Miami 2 was refused classification in Australia (where I live) due to a “graphic” rape scene. Destructoid reported on this with this little article. http://www.destructoid.com/hotline-miami-2...   more

Why the Refused Classification of Hotline Miami 2 is Censorship.


Pre-Order DLC For My Next Article

What's up my fellow D-Tards?! It's me, the Gay one, with a quick heads up about my next article. This blog post is one I have been planning for a long while and I'm very excited to announce here today that my next p...   more



Super special announcement from bbain!

Hello everyone! I have some wonderful news to announce. Yesterday, Jordan Devore made me an official member of the Destructoid team! I'm all black and white now! Well, I guess Balrog has always been kinda black and white...   more



Pokémon Alpha Sapphire/Omega Ruby Review: Another Big Step Forward

I was never a big fan of the Gen III Pokémon games. They weren't terrible games by any stretch of the imagination, and they were definitely some of the best games in the Game Boy Advance library. But compared to ...   more

Pokémon Alpha Sapphire/Omega Ruby Review: Another Big Step Forward


Videogame Doujinshi - Persona 4 Porn? Persona 4 Porn.

"Now I face out, I hold out,I reach out to the truth of my life,Seeking to seize out the whole moment, yeah!" has great music... but that's not what the game is best known for, at least in my opinion. No, and are mos...   more



Zombie Movies For You To Chew On Pt. 2

Well it’s been a while; and I for one think it’s about time for me to recommend five more zombie movies for you guys. First up is the British film Cockneys vs Zombies.  Directed by Matthias Hoene and rel...   more

Zombie Movies For You To Chew On Pt. 2


The Agenda: 2015!

As I've posted in the past, I am totally a fire marshal. I am also known to have uncovered the vast, far-reaching YJW catspiracy and lead the charge on dumping chocolate syrup and marshmellows on...   more



Ice Climbers fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace

"Popo, wake up." "Huh?" I snap my eyes open upon having my body softly shaken, my heart beating so hard that it threatens to burst out of my chest. "Are we- are we under attack? Did they find out where we are?" I frantic...   more

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace


Seymour's Sexy Though Slightly Awful 2014 Awards Luncheon

From most of my time here, I have led a persona that's typically pretty relaxed. I've said some stupid things, some heated and aggressiive things, but I've dropped most of that by now. I've gotten really really good at ...   more



Community podcasters: help us get you more listeners!

Are you a Dtoid community podcaster? If so, this post is for you! Here's the deal: Occams and I are working on a front page thing to promote our fine community podcasters (that's you), but we need a bit of help to get i...   more



Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

"POPO, WAKE UP!" I immediately open my eyes as soon as someone shakes my shoulders, but that doesn't stop her from slapping me across my face. Turning the other cheek not out of forgiveness, but because of the momentum o...   more



Personal Awards for Games I Think Deserve Them

I played quite a few games this year. Most of them I enjoyed. I like to think that’s partly because I know how to spot a good game, and partly because the people making games were in top-form this past year. Althou...   more



Princess Kora Details What #GamerGate is Really About

Self described “Cam Goddess” and PhD student Princess Kora would like you to know that #GamerGate is not about harassing women, it’s about dressing up as a woman who is frequently harassed and sticking ...   more



Music Blog: Songs for Gamers Volume III - Update 1 of ?

I know, I probably don't need to put "Music Blog" in my title, since all I ever write about is music. When I'm done writing about my own music, I'm going to write about video game music, since it's my blood :p I wanted t...   more



Ice Climber fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

"POPO, WAKE UP!" Apparently, that still isn't enough to get me up: with the voice sounding so dreamily distant, I only quiver my lips before letting my half-lid eyes sink back down like a rock on water. So, to ensure tha...   more

Ice Climber fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit


Begging for Money Is Now a More Respectable Career than Working For IGN

IGN, which once paid someone actual money to write this piece, took a huge hit to its public image today when it was revealed that begging strangers for money is a more fulfilling livelyhood than working for the website....   more



The 12 Days of Christ-NES: Day 12

On the twelveth day of Christ-NES my true love gave to me: I am not going to lie, I am pretty much upset that Scot Pilgrim's creator spilled over the entire world about this game. Before the movie it had always been on ...   more

The 12 Days of Christ-NES: Day 12





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