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Some Things with Nintendo should do with Amiibo

Based on IGN's article reporting that Nintendo Amiibo's will be providing demos for Virtual Console NES and SNES games  I came to wonder one philosophical question... WHY? Look, I'm a huge Nintendo fan and I ow...   more

Some Things with Nintendo should do with Amiibo


Doctors: Frenzy Virus Outbreak Caused by Anti-Vaxxing Monsters

Researchers with the Medical Institute of Val Harbor announced today they believe the recent outbreak of the Frenzy Virus has been caused by monsters refusing to get their offspring vaccinated. The Frenzy Virus outbreak ...   more



Vidja Ramble 001: Please be gentle

[Vidja Ramble is a quick little experiment I wanna try. I'm in a good mood and feel amibitious enough to begin an original series of blogs. Well, nothing is original anymore. Rather, I'm blissfully unaware of anything l...   more



RANT: Fat Princess Piece of Cake

Yes I know, this could totally be its own episode of that series I once did where I rant about things. But no I'll save that for a game that I can say a lot more about. The Truth is, Fat Princess: Piece of Cake is a remi...   more

RANT: Fat Princess Piece of Cake


10 video game pre-rolls worth a million watches

Pre-rolls are far too often simply gameplay montages, story montages better suited experiencing along with the actual game, or sometimes just tiny bits of trailers you may've seen many times before even considering your...   more



The Adventure of Tank Man - Band of Blogs

The adventure of Tank ManbyTank Man   All the blue links are optional, but they are there to enhance your reading enjoyment, open them in a new tab please.   Epilogue?   HL3 Confirmed!!!   Some beli...   more



Leonard Nimoy has died :'(

I'm not normally one to write a eulogy blog -- especially a mostly NVGR one (Seaman notwithstanding) -- but the news of Leonard Nimoy's passing has really hit me hard :'( By all accounts Nimoy w...   more



I Love Nicole Watterson! (NVGR AND NSFW - The Amazing World of Gumball porn)

[Disclaimer: Images may or may not be safe for work. I censored all the actual naughty bits, a.k.a. the fun stuff, but this is a warning just in case. You have been warned.] Earlier this month, Luna Sy asked us to write...   more



My Nine

I must apologize if this video is too artistic and somewhat creepy, here is another video if you need to cleanse your ears. To be honest I was not looking forward to this post. There is simply more than Nine people ...   more



Zyk's 9 Favourite DToiders

Well this seems to be the new trend with the community blogs, so I guess it’s my turn to tell you weird fucks who I like/masturbate to the most. Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon One day I will earn your coveted stamp of...   more



Seymour's Guilt-Tripped 9 Favorite Dtoiders List

You guys have had a lot of love to give with our latest little blog trend and that's been equal parts exciting, heartwarming, sexy, inspirational, all sorts of feelings. Good feelings. Problem with me is I typically keep...   more



(NVGR) Let it Out - *Possible Heavy Feels Warning*

Trigger Warnings: Suicide/Depression/Booze/Foul Language/Real Talk My dad always taught me to lead by example. Usually, this is what I do. Never really felt like a leader online though. I come here to be someone else ki...   more



A robot, a snowman and a man in a pink robe said I won a thing.

I said this thing:   And won this thing: There were also things in it, like music for my ears, art for my eyes, a case for my future New 3DS XL and a game that says you should draw the maps if you want to remember ...   more



When I Grow Up, I Want to Be Just Like These Dtoiders

This year, Destructoid is turning nine years old. Can you believe that? I sure can't; it seems like only yesterday I was browsing Dtoid and talking about video games, Queen, and touching other people's butts. Oh wait, th...   more



My Top 9 Dtoiders. And a few more. Just a few. Kinda.

I’ve had to do some hard stuff in my life. Preparing for and running a marathon (never doing that again, fucking legs hurt like shit). Pulling 6 all-nighters in a row with about 5 hours of sleep in total before han...   more



Band of Bloggers - Stories from the Capital Wasteland

It's the end of February (more or less), which means that it's time for the Band of Bloggers prompts to hopefully start showing up! As you recall, The Scholarly Gamer and Fenriff have come up with this idea for a "video...   more



(NVGR) Cooking with Phil - First Edition

Welcome hungry readers. Listen to my stomach roar. Through a boombox. Look, I couldn't find a decent header and I just fucking winged it, ok? All the pictures are weird sized. I got lazy at the end. 2104 FUCKING WORDS A...   more



Nintendo in Hot Water After Controversial Tweet

Nintendo of America needs to rethink its social media strategy after a series of bumbling tweets caused an uproar on the internet this week. The controversy started Wednesday when the official Nintendo of America Twitter...   more



I can't stop watching Game Center CX

I've tuned in to my fair share of video game playing personalities in the past. Most of which I still follow to this day. First, I discovered The Angry Video Game Nerd after seeing countless of "This guy ripped off AVGN...   more



The Agenda: The Ring of Pandas

Over the years I've heard much about mythical "panda rings." I have been told game developers hand them out to certain groups of people to get them to buy their games. I imagine this is why you hear about about Bioware g...   more



The F-Nine-Al Countdown and also I Cheated a Bit

yeah I went with a non-vocal version, intentionally   Wow, that was a bit of a stretch wasn't it? My other choice was "Nine Dtoiders that Came Into My Life" which may've been a cleverer title. Oh well. What's done i...   more



I enjoy being a Social Justice Warrior/trolling people

Well I think that would have been the most asinine thing I have yet to say given 3-4 years ago. However there was a brief moment in time when I was able to be a Social Justice Warrior and it was actually quite a lot of f...   more



No.

Our glorious and superior leader, Niero, proposed a very interesting though slightly nerve-wracking question to the community while I was asleep in Seymour's Dreamland. A question I had never considered, but one I am now...   more



The Official Shade List of Cool People: I got 99 Dtoiders and you are one!

Just the other day, we were issued a challenge: "For Destructoid's ninth birthday, write something about the nine Dtoid members who left an impression on you."But as people quickly found out, that's harder than it sounds...   more



The Amazing World of Videogame References in The Amazing World of Gumball!

I don't think it's any secret that I'm a huge fan of Cartoon Network's , and even then, that might be putting it mildly: not only do I still watch reruns almost everyday, but I've watched nearly every episode over sever...   more



This is how Destructoid will fall. (sexy pics included)

Dearest filthy perverts, please sit down in a chair. Prepare your cerebellums for maximum Orwellian exposure and tactical informations. We here at Dtoid have lost many comrades. A lesser writer would say we've lost many ...   more



I Love Super Mario Galaxy

  "What's your favorite game of all time?" That may sound like a simple question, but it's anything but. Chances are good that some people wouldn't be able to answer the question on the spot, and those who do probab...   more



Radio D LIVE From PAX East 2015, other happenings & how to get involved!

It's that time once again, PAX East is right around the corner which means 7 hour lines, new games to play, talking to Jonathan Holmes and partying together with Dtoiders! As per usual, I'm particularly looking forward t...   more



A one-off destructoid podcast about Skateboarding coming to an internet near U!

It occurred to me that there are a lot of skateboarders on Dtoid, more than I expected anyway. So why the hell not do a 1 episode podcast to shoot the shit and talk about skateboarding and maybe take some board related q...   more

A one-off destructoid podcast about Skateboarding coming to an internet near U!


The Flame Game

The Inferno Goddess moves in mysterious ways. I am only one of Her priestesses but it as recently come to my attention that a TV show depicted alleged Inferno Goddess worshippers in a negative light. I'll be frank, ...   more

The Flame Game





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