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Growing Up With Halo

14RunZ63iI8 I was thinking about some of my best gaming days, and I realized that the highlights of my gaming career was centered around Halo for a better part of my life.  Before I get too d...   more

Growing Up With Halo


Weekend Destructainment: Knockoff Edition

Lets sit around the campfire and sing our campfire song:  a bunch of my favorite people left the company I work for, so I have had drinks 3 out of the 5 days of the working week to 'celebrate' wi...   more

Weekend Destructainment:  Knockoff Edition


She's just drawn that way, so I don't really care.

I don't have a lot to say about the whole topic of Jessica Rabbit as a mage. While I am very interested in people of various groups represented and treated with respect, the brawler genre - where...   more



Review: Turkey Bacon (NVGR)

is a pretty decent  breakfast food with one major drawback:  It isn’t bacon. I know that there are a lot of concerns with regular bacon, just to name a few:  price, calories, not being kosher, ...   more



Taterchimp Tackles: May 7th Edition

So I have heard tales from faraway lands that people really like to recap what they have been playing on the cblogs, so I wanted to join in on this tradition, perhaps temporarily, and recount the...   more

Taterchimp Tackles: May 7th Edition


Violence: Hey, can't we just talk this out?

One of the defining elements of my favorite RPG franchise, , isn't just the supernatural-cyberpunk post-apocalypse it inhabits but also in how it approaches conflict. In main series entries - an...   more

Violence: Hey, can't we just talk this out?


Gamplay + Story < Constant

A while back, there was a post saying the next Thi4f was going to be streamlined, including such features as Thief-O-Vision, and everyone lost their mind.  Not like when people lost their minds w...   more

Gamplay + Story < Constant


After the melee I was alone, hacking souls and humming the bassline

So from the title I suppose you can guess what I've been playing for the last two weeks. Guacamelee Thomas Was Alone Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers Jet Set Radio (downloading ...   more

After the melee I was alone, hacking souls and humming the bassline


Bioshock Infinite and its frustrating imperfections

Before you say anything: don't worry. It's still okay to be talking about Bioshock: Infinite. Bioshock has never been a series I find particularly impressive from a gameplay perspective. The...   more

Bioshock Infinite and its frustrating imperfections


Dark Souls: Akuma Run

“They call me hadouken, because I’m down right fierce” The last run I did in Dark Souls was a self imposed challenge to use only the whip, and look like Simon Belmont. It was the culinary equiv...   more



Save State: An Impossible Maze (Antichamber)

Gameplay reaction videos on YouTube always seem to bother me. Usually for scary games like Amnesia: The Dark Descent or Slender, people seem to really play up their fear. Then there are celeb...   more



Shortblog: HACK YOU very much.

Tomorrow is the day Soul Hackers finally comes to America. Sixteen years ago it was released on the Sega Saturn and fourteen years ago it could have been a PSX game but noooooooo, Sony didn't...   more

Shortblog: HACK YOU very much.


Princess Zelda is a Total Badass

In the stealth game--your "Thief", your "Mark of the Ninja", your "Deus Ex: Human Revolution"--the ultimate challenge comes in the form of ghosting. As the name implies, the challenge to the play...   more

Princess Zelda is a Total Badass


The Dread of Zelda: Scrutinizing a Clockwork Empire.

While it may just be a fan effort, I think Zelda: Clockwork Empire is a mix of interesting ideas and flawed ones as well. Where it gets it right conceptually, it nails it but it also seems to und...   more



Dark Souls: Belmont Run Part 5, Finale

"“Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.”" -Jake the Dog God. Damn. I don’t typically like to swear except in conversations with my friends, but goddamn...   more



Dark Souls: Belmont Run 4

“And a word to the wise/when the fire dies/you think its over but its just begun” -Avenged Sevenfold Dark Souls 2 footage was released recently, so this seems like a good place for a longer imp...   more



Stranger in a Strange Land 1: Final Fantasy VII

First, a list of the games in no particular order, games that all have something ephemeral in common for me: EarthBound Final Fantasy VII Castlevania: SOTN Super Metroid Thief II: The Metal Age ...   more

Stranger in a Strange Land 1: Final Fantasy VII


Dark Souls: Belmont Run 3

“Have fun storming the castle.” “Do you think it will work?” “It would take a miracle” -Billy Crystal I watched the Megaman X Sequilitis again the other day, and because my mind has been 24...   more



Dark Souls: Belmont Run 2

“Rules do not exist to bind you, they exist so you may know your freedoms” -. If you haven't played NieR, just don't even bother reading this blog. Not because I'll spoil it, I just don't want ...   more



Objectification ≠ Fantasizing

I haven't been around for various reasons, but when I saunter in once more, there's a familiar refrain droning on very much in the foreground. Something needs to be cleared up. It has become cle...   more

Objectification ≠ Fantasizing


Dark Souls: Belmont Run 1

-John Candy, Blues Brothers. I am not going to be one of those guys who goes on and on about how Dark Souls is super simple. If I was in a reviewers shoes, my first playthrough would have torn...   more



Get off your failboat: Or why EA's pro-LGBT support matters

Well, I hadn't planned to blog tonight, but a series of comments I made kinda set me on the course to doing so. Its very easy to be cynical about EA and in most cases I'd just like to see them cr...   more



Blindly Walking Into the Abyss: Day 3 (conclusion)

“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crispy, and go well with ketchup” WARNING - LONGBLAWG, DAWG. Hold on to ya butts. Especially you This playthrough has been a pretty cool...   more

Blindly Walking Into the Abyss: Day 3 (conclusion)


Blindly Walking Into the Abyss: Day 2

"Abyss Walk with Me" Good news everyone! As of today, Dark Souls has passed Borderlands 2 as my most played game (probably of ever). To commemorate this, I want to begin with a cool little ane...   more

Blindly Walking Into the Abyss: Day 2


Blindly Walking into the Abyss: Day 1

“If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you” I want to preface this with something. I have one major, MAJOR, problem with Dark Souls: The game is absolutely, way too go...   more

Blindly Walking into the Abyss:  Day 1


More pixels mean deeper conspiracies.

I have proof! You can practically feel the dystopian hues in the image above as the pixels get more dense. Adam Jensen and Motoko Kusanagi would certainly see it. Maybe not so much Neo from Th...   more

More pixels mean deeper conspiracies.


Pasta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCDfcdUKUeI   more



I ate a whole Reester bunny.

I ate that whole mother fucker, now my hole needs to evacuate it. I gots the hershey squirts yo, but I can't stop playing this awesome game on my badass PC because consoles are dead and my dad ...   more

I ate a whole Reester bunny.


A Symphony ends and Spring begins

You know, I was complaining to my roommate that Spring was taking too long to get here and then I got a nice whiff of fresh pollen the other day. Now I can't stop sneezing. Spring pretty much alw...   more

A Symphony ends and Spring begins


Shortblog: All the Personas!

Well, I said I wasn't going to do Persona games in my little RPG adventure this year, but then I got that Vita, picked up Persona 4 Golden with it and now all the other Persona games went on sale...   more

Shortblog: All the Personas!





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