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10 things about UsurpMyProse because I DONíT KNOW!

Oh, why, hello Dtoid! I didnít see you come in. I was just sitting here by my fireplace, enjoying a nice glass of cognac as I discuss the dayís politics with other men of great stature. By which I mean Iím lying in bed shirtl...   more

10 things about UsurpMyProse because I DONíT KNOW!


I'm sick of saving Hyrule

After finally finishing A Link Between Worlds, I believe thereís only one phrase that can adequately summarize my feelings toward the seventeenth entry in the storied Zelda franchise: Goddamnit. Seriously, Hyrule? Link ha...   more



State of the Dtoid Address

Dear Niero, Hamza, and Dale, The community needs to be better informed and more involved with what is going on around the site. There have been 13 different shit storms going on in the last week or two across all parts of Dt...   more



The Past: Who the hell puts Mew under a truck?

Ten year olds are idiots. Letís face facts Ė it is a miracle that any of us are sitting here today, instead of having perished during the age where the only thing preventing us from chugging down a gallon of dish detergent ...   more

The Past: Who the hell puts Mew under a truck?


Steam Holiday Sale damage report

The holidays are over, which means itís time to put away the Christmas lights, stop pretending like you can tolerate your loved ones, and survey the smoking crater the latest Steam sale has left behind in place of your bank...   more

Steam Holiday Sale damage report


My big, stupid, honking list of 2013's best videogame... things

Time marches on. A tide sweeping over us in seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years. Orchestrating the rise and fall of civilizations. Establishing cities of elaborate wonder before reducing them to dust and ash...   more



Dtoid Sucks Now

Yep, it's another one of those blogs. An old-timer is ranting and raving about things changing and people moving on, blah blah blah. I started coming to Destructoid 6 years ago. That's a long time for anything, let alone s...   more



Doug TenNapel, I hate you and I hope your game gets funded

Heroes will always disappoint you. I donít mean to sound like a fourteen year old who just discovered Morrissey, but the sad truth is that no amount of faith in the inherent good of humanity can guard us against inevitable ...   more



Why we should never pay $60 for a videogame

Iím cheap. Frugal. Miserly. A man of generic brands and packed lunches. Of 2-for-1 deals and 10% tips. Someone who feels a twinge of regret over every cent that leaves their bank account.† Naturally, my penny pinching met...   more



Newtwo: Game Freak's blatant attempt to ruin my childhood

Look Game Freak, we need to talk. I know youíre hard at work on Pokťmon X and Y Ė after all, that umpteenth boulder puzzle isnít going to lay itself out Ė but we need to address this past weekendís, shall we say, events. On...   more



The top ten Steam games I will never play

I canít be the only one who feels a twinge of guilt every time they open Steam. Playing a game on my laptop means having to search through a sea of grey for a handful of bright spots. I realize thatís true of a lot of thing...   more



The Best Overlooked Game of 2013

This is a Public Service Announcement: thereís an amazing game on Xbox Live that nobody seems to be aware of. Itís an old-school beat-Ďem-up that combines the stunning pixel art of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and the sophisti...   more



I'm a Grumpy, Old Douchebag: A Rant

Disclaimer: this is a rambling, loosely focused rant that will probably expose me as a hypocrite. Up front: hypocrisy confirmed. I need to get a few things off my chest on this snowy Friday afternoon, though, so wonít you in...   more



The Agony and the Ecstasy of XCOM

Disclaimer: I played through the game on normal, no ironman mode - I'm a wimp. Has it really been almost 3 years since I updated my cblog? Also, I made a new banner and everything, but I couldn't get it to update. Here it is:...   more



Why am I excited for the Wii U? Shut the hell up, that's why.

Being a Nintendo fan is a unique brand of insanity. As an owner of a Nintendo system through every generation of consoles, Iím someone who has been playing the same video games over and over again for the last 24 years. I've ...   more

Why am I excited for the Wii U? Shut the hell up, that's why.


Digitally Disappointed Dads: Games spent trying to impress your father

Itís Fatherís Day today, which means itís time to give the paternal figure in your life a call, send him a card, or patch over years of festering resentment for failing to live up to his expectations with a gift card to Lowes...   more



10 Terrible Unlockables That Make Me Thankful for DLC

In the golden days before companies realized they could just charge us more money for extra content, unlockables were the best way to squeeze a little bit of replayability out of a game. Whether it was extra characters, secre...   more



Promotions: A Sneak Peek at Pokťmon!

When I was a little upper middle class hell spawn, I had a natural inclination toward anything that cost large sums of my parentsí money. I had learned that a personís love was directly proportional to the amount of money the...   more

Promotions: A Sneak Peek at Pokťmon!


Tales from Skyrim: Jazzy D. Funkington Slays a Dragon

"Jazzy D. Funkington suffers no fools, and he sure as hell don't suffer no motherfucking dragons." The year was 1977. Jimmy Carter was residing in the White House, disco was just beginning its terrible, glittery rein over th...   more

Tales from Skyrim: Jazzy D. Funkington Slays a Dragon


CONTEST WINNERS: Three's Company

I don't have Photoshop on this computer, so the images are staying ridiculously large and blurry. Fuck it. After thorough deliberation, the "Games As Art" Fancy Pants Award and free copy of Braid for the PC goes to...GamesA...   more

CONTEST WINNERS: Three's Company


CONTEST: Games As Art

After seeing DaedHead8's recent contest, I was inspired to give back to my Destructoid brethren. So if he wouldn't mind, I'm borrowing his idea and spreading some community love in time for the holidays. In other words, I'm g...   more



Niero Whupped Superman's Ass

Well, I figured I'd join in the fun and add to the headaches for today's Cblog recapper. Happy third anniversary, Niero and crew! I've had a hell of a lot of fun here since I joined the site (maybe a year ago? I don't remem...   more

Niero Whupped Superman's Ass


Ghetto Rock Band Drum Pedal Fix

To quote Jack Black in Anchorman, after punting a dog off a highway overpass, "That's how I roll." I'm sure a good percentage of people who purchased the original Rock Band instruments have experienced some sort of failure...   more

Ghetto Rock Band Drum Pedal Fix


Raging Raven from MGS4 is Real

You know the Raging Raven boss from Metal Gear Solid 4? Yeah, that's real now. Yves Rossy, a 49-year-old former military pilot, became the first person to cross the English Channel using a single jet-propelled wing. With a...   more

Raging Raven from MGS4 is Real


Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining

After coming home from a hard day at work refreshing Dtoid all day, I was greeted by the RRoD. Nah, it's cool; I didn't want to play Soulcalibur IV or Castle Crashers or Dead Rising or Oblivion or Gears of War for the next ...   more

Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining


Street Fighter II Quarter Matches

My fellow Dtoiders, the time has come to have another quarter match night on Street Fighter II: Hyper Fighting (Xbox Live Arcade). For those people who missed out the first time, this was an incredibly fun series of matches h...   more

Street Fighter II Quarter Matches


The Torture Game

The crucifixion of Jesus of Nazareth, the Spanish Inquisition, Abu Ghraib, and Newgrounds.com. What do all of these things have in common? Torture. My reason for writing this blog is because I stumbled upon The Torture Gam...   more

The Torture Game


Y0j1mb0, I'm Calling You Out

That precious beard won't save you now As some of you may recall, Y0j1mb0 challenged the Destructoid community to some Street Fighter II last week with the bold and grammatically incorrect claim that "I am the greatest Stre...   more

Y0j1mb0, I'm Calling You Out


Gaming's Guilty Pleasures: Marathon Sessions

Everyone's been there at some point. After reaching that last save point or taking down a difficult boss, you put down the sweaty controller, stretch out your aching fingers, rub your glazed-over eyes, and glance at the clock...   more

Gaming's Guilty Pleasures: Marathon Sessions





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