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How Gamergate effects Elbows and Fanfic Consequences

It doesn't.....moving on! BEST ELBOWS IN VIDYJA GURMS! Donkey KongDK's elbow double as a shag. And by shag I don't mean what you think I mean, dirty birdies. His fluffy, carpet like fur covers all of his body, but excent...   more



Radio D 045 - Mario Poops

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 045 - Mario Poops! In this episode: Aaron is ready to R-P-G, Andy traumatizes his child, Conor talks about puking in a bathtub, Kyle dreams of destroying planets, and guest host Bill aka...   more

Radio D 045 - Mario Poops


Awful Gaming Fanfiction

I thought it would be a good idea to start a series of readings based on terrible gaming fanfiction. The first bundle are depraved sexual nopeness and then we start getting it the flat out stupid, in terms of 'plot' and ...   more

Awful Gaming Fanfiction


Radio D 044 - Reading is the Worst

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 044 - Reading is the Worst! In this episode: Aaron fucks up words a lot, Conor rollercoastered too hard, Capcom stole Kyle's thoughts, and guest host Trent aka Captain 'Merica still needs you...   more

Radio D 044 - Reading is the Worst


Top Eye Merkins in the history of Video Games

Mama always told me "if you can't find a bear to marry and have to be a filthy inter-racialist, then at least get someone with a good set of eyebrows". I'm still searching Mama...so stop texting about it. People often assume...   more



Top Chins in the history of Video Games

It's easy to find yourself in a catch-22 situation when embarking on the life changing road that is video gaming. One can be either too focused on minute details such as graphical intricacies or find themselves too complacent...   more



It's ok not to play Depression Games

Recently with the death of Robin Williams, depression has been discussed quite a lot. Also with the push of Depression Quest and ironically the scandal involving the personal lives of the creator Zoe Quinn and others (I won't...   more



Glowbear takes to the mountains for charity

So I'm giving another go at raising money for a good cause. Alcoholic Bears Not-So Anonymoose was a riveting raunchy success. We made enough money to buy even more booze than we had already. But seriously, I'm posting here...   more



Radio D 043 - Live blogs from the Apocalypse

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 043 - Live blogs from the Apocalypse! In this technically difficult episode: Aaron saves time on editing, Conor commits bioterrorism at Taco Bell, Kyle doesn't regret The Last of Us, and Joa...   more



It's what's on the outside that counts

The past few years in gaming have pushed forth many different topics and principles. Those who play video games complain, more as consumers, than as gamers and yet both are intertwined together. But what part of us expresse...   more



Inconsistent Appearance - How ugly should Horror really be?

Sex sells. It's a cliche but it's true. The more attractive your characters are the more likely you are to catch a viewer's interest long enough to draw them in, get them interested in the rest of your 'product'. This rule...   more

Inconsistent Appearance - How ugly should Horror really be?


A Magical Dolphin Plays... Claire

'A Magical Dolphin Plays...' is a series of short blogs where I write in-brief about my experiences with some of the lesser known games I've played and hopefully explain a little bit about what goes on in the game and how the...   more

A Magical Dolphin Plays... Claire


Radio D 042 - Nice Hot Mike

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 042 - Nice Hot Mike! In this episode: Aaron is faced with an editing dilemma, Andy watches Netflix, Conor is all about the grimey lifestyle, Kyle strokes a tree, and guest host Mike aka Phil...   more



Radio D 041 - Romancing Keith David

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 041 - Romancing Keith David! In this episode: Aaron sucks at tie-dyeing, Andy rises from his grave, Conor knows Skeletor, Kyle Shovel Knights the hardest, and guest host Pawel aka nanashi teac...   more



Radio D 040 - Drug-Laced Pacifiers

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 040 - Drug-Laced Pacifiers! In this episode: Aaron succumbs to Nintendo, Kyle freaks out over Captain Toad, Conor is a magical creature only Mxy can hear, and guest host Zach aka pk fire is no...   more

Radio D 040 - Drug-Laced Pacifiers


(NVGR) Why I quit The Dismal Jesters

As some of you may know, I was doing a Podcast with former Dtoid writers Conrad Zimmerman and Jim Sterling called The Dismal Jesters. It was more-or-less a continuation of the version of Podtoid that Jim put together in 201...   more



Radio D 039 - Kenny Loggins's Purple Fox Lazer Nipples

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 039 - Kenny Loggins's Purple Fox Lazer Nipples! In this episode: Aaron's son learns to read new words, Kyle beers his computer, returning guest Neal aka djnealb aka Dej’o Neba’tan tells us abo...   more

Radio D 039 - Kenny Loggins's Purple Fox Lazer Nipples


Sup Holmes returns today at 4pm with Mike K from Ludum Dare

Hello! Thanks again to everyone that supported the Sup Holmes Kickstarter! We made almost 3 times our initial goal. We totally won.  The show is coming back today with Mike Kasprzak, one of the organizers of the Ludum Dare ...   more



Radio D 038 - Don't Porn on Podcast

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 038 - Don't Porn on Podcast! In this episode: Aaron's kiddo is a dick, Kyle prepares for the apocalypse by shiving people in the neck, Conor is the Governor of TVs, Beccy doesn't need cyber-vi...   more



Radio D 037 - Live from PAX East

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 037 - Live from PAX East! In this episode Nanashi, TheDustinThomas, Darren, and many more take over the podcast to bring you the show from PAX East 2014 in Boston! They discuss falling in love...   more

Radio D 037 - Live from PAX East


Radio D 036 - The Totality of Tacos

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 036 - The Totality of Tacos! In this episode: Aaron is the hero this podcast deserves, Kyle licked a guy to death, Conor admits he enjoyed E.T. on Atari, and guest host Chris aka Gatorsax has ...   more



10 Stuffs You Don't Want to Know about Glowbear

1. I hate coins. Especially if they're lying about, bare brash and bold. I do not understand how anyone can live their lives, just having coins on their desk. They're an abomination and so are you for scattering them about. P...   more



Radio D 035 - Radio Disneytoid

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 035 - Radio Disneytoid! In this episode Aaron's on vacation in Florida and is joined by his brother Phil aka WiiAreError and pre-sister-in-law Elleka aka SilkenSails. We discuss our favorite D...   more



Hunting Monsters Like A Neko (Neko Means Tiger)

I finally have my Hunter's License Card! Okay, it might not really be the card I've wanted since the early 2000s, but it's close enough. My Hunter Rank right now is only a lowly 1, but that's sure to change in the coming mo...   more



Radio D 034 - ConorElsea.com

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 034 - ConorElsea.com! In this Native American-themed episode: Aaron sticks it to Verizon, Kyle has been luftrausing, Conor has a new homepage at ConorElsea.com, and guest host JackShadow share...   more



Scary Granules Episode 25 - The Clickety Clack 25th Special!

Yay! NOW GO AWAY!!!......No wait! Stay stay. Things got a bit emotional there. It's our 25th episode special, where apart from the usual illuminated plushie and mutilated dolphin ramblings, we also have the lovely members ...   more

Scary Granules Episode 25 - The Clickety Clack 25th Special!


Destructoid MS Paint Edition Round 3! Memorable Moments

When I was a kid, I spent countless hours inside various gaming worlds. A lot of that time was spent without any gaming systems of any kind. My backyard was Hyryle. The streets were the Mushroom Kingdom. The worlds I explor...   more



Scary Granules Episode 24 - Attack of the Tentacle Monster

Oh what a beauitful morning, oh what a beautiful day I am surrounded by tentacles Panza's real name is Donny Gray YES FOLKS! Another fantabulous episode of Scary Granules just for you and no one else. We talk about games w...   more

Scary Granules Episode 24 - Attack of the Tentacle Monster


Radio D 033 - Race the Flush

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 033 - Race the Flush!  In this episode: Aaron terrifies his child, Kyle has Dark Souls II madness, Conor is done with corgis, and returning guest host BobbyRobbBob AKA TriplZer0 shares his his...   more

Radio D 033 - Race the Flush


The Thing: What could have been

The Thing is a third-person survival horror video game developed by Computer Artworks and it could have been something that when talked about now, is remembered fondly. It could have been a really enjoyable game, that did s...   more






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