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EUFNF Feb 27th - Because Philkensebben is a stupid head

Friends, I come to you today as a humble dolphin with a simple message: Philcumsonsevens (Mike Martin) is a stupid head. He has made it clear to me that he intends to raze our lands to the ground and impose harsh taxes o...   more

EUFNF Feb 27th - Because Philkensebben is a stupid head


9 People I like about Dtoid

Destructoid! Home of the brave, the fearless and the slightly incontinent.I love coming to this place, and it is literally just for the community these days; I've been stooging around here for years now... must be nearly...   more



Scary Granules Episode 27 - Peter Molyneux's pants are on fire

It's another month and that means another episode of Scary Granules. This episode we discuss, as usual, the recent games, films and books we've been putting our grubby little hands and lewd bulging eyes on. Glowbear tal...   more

Scary Granules Episode 27 - Peter Molyneux's pants are on fire


Dtoid 9th Anniversary - Fuzzy List of Feels

Panzadolphin – Panza is just a lovely guy, who has listened to me talk nonsense, always had kind words to say to me and even better, has some pretty great retorts. But he’s a dirty slut so he should be good ...   more



Radio D 055 - MAGFest 13 or: Burning Man for Indoor Kids

Feast your ears on Radio Destructoid episode 055 - MAGFest 13 or: Burning Man for Indoor Kids! This episode has Conor sporadically recording bits of randomness from MAGFest 13, being joined by Mr. Mxyxptlk (former host ...   more

Radio D 055 - MAGFest 13 or: Burning Man for Indoor Kids


Destructoid Community SVU Group Watch Happening Now!

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU has aired but not all have watched and certainly not in the fine company of your giggly Dtoid comrades. Join us in the Skype group chat as we no doubt will laugh our tits off a...   more

Destructoid Community SVU Group Watch Happening Now!


Radio D 054 - Dammit Monk

All three of this episode's hosts in one place.   Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 054 - Dammit Monk! This week we have one of the chillest episodes ever, as it's just Conor, Bill, and guest SuperMonk4Ever shooting...   more



FNFKinda - 11/12th Feb - Law and Order: Dtoid Speshul Victums

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU will air on Feb 11th. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/98/fa/8c/98fa8c5aac1b0332f95be9e7eb603728.jpg I know that it might be tempting for a lot of people to watch thi...   more

FNFKinda - 11/12th Feb - Law and Order: Dtoid Speshul Victums


A Magical Dolphin Plays... Babysitter Bloodbath

'A Magical Dolphin Plays...' is a series of short blogs where I write in-brief about my experiences with some of the lesser known games I've played and hopefully explain a little bit about what goes on in the game and ho...   more



Badgers and Beavers eh?

There is only one forest animal and that is...the....GLOWBEAR!!   Shit about to get ghetto Animals of Farthing Wood up in h'ar!   more

Badgers and Beavers eh?


The Dangers of Being a Person who Plays Video Games

Cramps Let’s start this off bold and true. The ancient Greek for the word cramps, translates as "Oh lord this is how I am going to die, there is no hope. Amputate the leg". When you game, the main part of your bod...   more



Scary Granules Episode 26 - Buck Rogers Special!!!!

The year is 2014, and the Destructoid community has just launched the last of it's deep space exploration missions, Scary Granules 7. In a freak mishap whilst navigating their way around Jupiter's rin...   more

Scary Granules Episode 26 - Buck Rogers Special!!!!


Stealth Purity and the Long Cheat

Some of us are not born to be stealthy, some of us revel in the gung-ho gameplay, whereby we see a plethora of cocky enemies ahead and we have seven weapons in our inventory and a handful of grenades and we know what we...   more



Radio D 052 & 053: Conor has poor time management skills.

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 053 - Talkin' Nintendo! In this episode: Conor is still pissed at The Evil Within, Kyle is bested by children in The Last of Us, Bill talks about his Withcer 2 experience, and guest host...   more



How to make Destructoid more appealling in 2015

Get rid of Holmes. Sorry Holmes...but come on, it's Blorp. He's kinda a big deal. Ssssshh go quietly in to the night. Be more gay friendly This is how to be gay friendly. There is no other way. And I don't even like anyt...   more



Threaks and the nice side of Gaming

Given that I am not employed by Destructoid, there should be no conflict in this particular piece. I am also not paid by or engage in lude acts with Threaks. Though I do engage in raunchy times with German beer.  T...   more



Radio D 051: Mewling Cabbage Children

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 051 - Mewling Cabbage Children! In this episode we're joined by our new hosts Bill and Occam!  Andy gets his wish of Netflix achievements and is good at Titanfall, Occams ...   more



Ep. 037 "A Shot of Vinegar" feat. Wrenchfarm is all about The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth!

Hey, I finally remembered the Secret Moon Base account password. Nice. A few weeks ago, we recorded our November episode, and there was just no way around it - we had to dedicate it to The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. We ...   more

Ep. 037


Radio D 050 - The Louis Conundrum

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 050 - The Louis Conundrum! In our golden anniversary episode: Aaron is absolved of all racial sins, Conor collects body parts and aspires to be a drifter, Andy REALLY likes Cupcake Wars,...   more

Radio D 050 - The Louis Conundrum


Radio D 049 - Ass Creed Bro Ho

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 049 - Ass Creed Bro Ho! In this episode: Aaron watches some wrasslin', Andy gets sucked into Minecraft, Conor has got legit builds, Kyle likes the noises people on fire make, and guest h...   more

Radio D 049 - Ass Creed Bro Ho


FNF: Friday Night Frights - Propah Scary Innit

Well hello.We did Friday Night Frights last week and it was a really enjoyable experience. The film chosen was Creepshow (what a load of shit that was...with a surprising cast). This week we want to pick something that u...   more

FNF: Friday Night Frights - Propah Scary Innit


Radio D 048 - Nerd Herding

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 048 - Nerd Herding! In this spoooooky episode: Aaron plays his animal chore-simulator, Conor goes to the Ohio Game Developers Expo and drinks too much, Kyle eats a mango, and guest host ...   more



Radio D 047 - Kurt Sparrow: Super Spy

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 047 - Kurt Sparrow: Super Spy! In this episode: Aaron ain't afraid of no ghosts, Andy travels through time, Conor abuses his handicap to skip lines, Kyle doesn't speak Korean, and guest ...   more

Radio D 047 - Kurt Sparrow: Super Spy


Things you can say to ensure you look like a dick

Before the panties get twisted, I am not an advocate of either side of this gamer gate thing, but sometimes you gotta rant. "Check your privilidge"If you're white and male, automatically you are oveflowing in an abundanc...   more



Radio D 046 - Seppukumon

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 046 - Seppukumon! In this episode: Aaron succumbs to Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Andy does nothing, Conor is making a mysterious game, Kyle loves the white chowder, and guest host Chad ak...   more

Radio D 046 - Seppukumon


How Gamergate effects Elbows and Fanfic Consequences

It doesn't.....moving on! BEST ELBOWS IN VIDYJA GURMS! Donkey KongDK's elbow double as a shag. And by shag I don't mean what you think I mean, dirty birdies. His fluffy, carpet like fur covers all of his body, but excent...   more



Radio D 045 - Mario Poops

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 045 - Mario Poops! In this episode: Aaron is ready to R-P-G, Andy traumatizes his child, Conor talks about puking in a bathtub, Kyle dreams of destroying planets, and guest host Bill aka...   more

Radio D 045 - Mario Poops


Awful Gaming Fanfiction

I thought it would be a good idea to start a series of readings based on terrible gaming fanfiction. The first bundle are depraved sexual nopeness and then we start getting it the flat out stupid, in terms of 'plot' and ...   more

Awful Gaming Fanfiction


Radio D 044 - Reading is the Worst

Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 044 - Reading is the Worst! In this episode: Aaron fucks up words a lot, Conor rollercoastered too hard, Capcom stole Kyle's thoughts, and guest host Trent aka Captain 'Merica still needs you...   more

Radio D 044 - Reading is the Worst


Top Eye Merkins in the history of Video Games

Mama always told me "if you can't find a bear to marry and have to be a filthy inter-racialist, then at least get someone with a good set of eyebrows". I'm still searching Mama...so stop texting about it. People often assume...   more






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