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Recently while visiting , some fool had put up a link to for 42 Below vodka or something. I'm assuming vodka because there's a million cute little ones but I still buy the cheap 10 dollar a han... more
I just tooled around in the Burnout Paradise demo now out there on Xbox Live for about half an hour. Short version: it's boring. Longer version: There's lots of things in the world but they don... more
Hey guys, remember me? The guy who bitched and moaned about Assassin's Creed not having a proper producer? Well, it turns out I've been justified, because as a result of first-hand accounts, As... more
Okay, so at this point we've reached the end of the Really Good Games That Come Out This Year™ and now it's time to start nitpicking them to death so we can get that dreadful Game of the Year non... more
Everyone on the internets knows about Jack Thompson. Say what you want about him, the guy's the purest definition of the word crazy. Then there's Rockstar Games, a company famous for making g... more
I'm incredibly bipolar with Fry's Electronics. From one moment to the next, I either love them or hate them. Currently my hate-o-meter is spiked. It's gone to 11. I had to scrape an 11 in the... more
I'm a little pissed. Okay, I'm always a little pissed, but now a little bit more. I like Guitar Hero. A lot. I've played it consistently since it first arrived on the scene back in 2005. S... more
If you're anything like me, and you probably are in that sense that you own a computer and read things that your monitor displays, you've either heard of or chomped down on one of the delicious m... more
I always wanted to see a viable, visual, indisputable display on how to NOT make an MMORPG. Luckily, RF Online just became free, and now I can finally see how this is done. I thought RF Online... more
Internet Drama! Okay, this needs to be re-iterated because I actually do care about this community and drop in several times a day to check out the latest news and whatnots going around here. S... more
Horseshit. Now I will elaborate. Deathmatch sprang to life in 1993 with the advent of Doom. 4 dudes, each computer plugged into the other with the IPX protocol, shooting each other with BFGs. ... more
I'm old, folks. Not old in a get off my lawn old, but seriously stay off my lawn anyway. But I am old enough to remember when King's Quest 1 hit the scene, when Wolfenstein was being traded on ... more
I've come to the obvious and rather painful resolution that while the games I'm playing now have been published by Microsoft (evil empire A) and EA (evil empire B), I have to come to the decision... more
Any gamer worth his has probably stumbled upon at some point in their jaunty, I-don't-want-to-work-so-I'll-read-webcomics lives, and I have been checking up on this comic fairly often for the p... more
I'm not guessing this. I'm knowing this. Silent Hill, as good as it's been in the past, is going to turn into a painful, boring pile of hog vomit in its 5th iteration that will garner IGN's low... more
Look, I drink... a lot. Some say too much. I say not enough. My room has more Tallboys of 211 than a Liquor store in Oakland. Doesn't bother me none. My liver keeps leaving me messages on my... more
I'm confused, Dtoiders. Confused and irritated. And drunk. But mostly irritated. Every time someone brings up Xbox Live, they pretty much automatically take a hearty swing at the dickholes ... more
So I guess EA has taken up the task of creating its own Survival Horror game by the name of Dead Space. But according to the cover of this month's they may have been keeping track of some other... more
You can keep your and and will make you laugh your balls off with every post. Like everyone else who winces at this site, I can't tell if this thing is satire or just the disjointed hopes o... more
Who knows if I should be doing this, but since I'm looking for a 3D art position in the game industry, and I know that developers come through here once in a while, I thought I might toss my webs... more
Clive Owen will kill you and everyone you've ever loved just by looking at them. And Paul Giamatti makes fat guys cool. I am talking, of course, about Shoot 'em Up, a movie that came out over t... more
Can't you hear me yella? STELLA! This is an open request, nay, a DEMAND for the classic Simpsons Arcade game to appear on Xbox Live and Wii VC. I know the licensing on this bad boy would be a ... more
I have a hetero man-crush on Phoenix Wright. If you monkeys haven't tried any of the three Phoenix Wright games released on DS in the US, you really need to do yourselves a huge favor and pick... more
I have a gold subscription to Xbox Live. However, I don't play any games online. These are the reasons why; these also serve as rules for when you play online against anybody, in any game, anywh... more
The Xbox 360 has finally come in on its own now, with fine titles everyone can enjoy from Viva Pinata to Rumble Roses XX. But I think the most important titles that truly define the console have... more
Dudes. I think maybe I should get punched in the jaw for playing Tony Hawk for so long. Them's is good games, mind ya, but I fear EA has gotten its greedy little hands into another IP and has n... more
What has crawled up Gamespot's collective ass for them to continually give games lower ratings? Today of course I'm talking about their , which is still insanely high for their rating system, bu... more
**Warning: Possible Spoilers. This is my understanding of the world of Rapture from what I've seen and read. If you haven't played the demo, there are a few solid spoilers.** I doubt anyone wa... more
Remember Soul Calibur 2? That was a good game. I suck at it. Mostly because my best character is Zasalamel and that cat didn't even show up until Soul Calibur 3. My office performs regular So... more
I figured it out. After many posts, and many adult beverages, I can understand where Roger Ebert is coming from. And it in no way has anything to do with the fact that he looks exactly like m... more
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