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(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
Allo allo! I'm back with episode 3 of The Bestiary, in which we take a look at how insects have been used in videogames over the years. I had some audio issues with Youtube normalizing the volume... more
...stuff I thought had long since been lost in a house-move when I was but a wee boy; words cannot describe my joy. 3 more
Hey guys! Long time no post, but with good reason... ok, sort of good reason. I've been working more on video stuff lately to get better at production and video narration. If you're wanting a sho... more
Allo allo. Here with the second episode of The Bestiary! This time around I focus on one of my absolute favourite things in the entire world: dinosaurs. I go through a heeeaaaap of titles in this... more
Man, it has been so long since I've posted an entry here. I generally just lurk these days. I've been really inspired by shows like JonTron, Continue?, and The Completionist, and decided to star... more
I will miss Destructoid's people the most, and I will miss working with them. I can't yet say where I'm going from here, but if you , you'll find out very soon. You can at least rest assured t... more
This is the second part in the epic retelling of Werewolf Game 9 from the Destructoid forums. If you missed it, you can see . Header image by ZombiePlatypus. You can click it for a larger ve... more
With ZombiePlatypus killed, the team determined that either Tarvu or Bizarro must have been the killer. Each argued that the other was the culprit, but rather than calling for the death of the ... more
Two years ago today, I asked a special woman to spend the rest of her life with me. This is the story of it all. I've told it before to people who have asked, but never written it down. It s... more
Finally, a worthwhile WiiWare game that doesn't start with the word(s) "Bit.Trip." debuted way back in September of 2009 as one of the PAX 10 finalists, and it seemed interesting enough for m... more
Game journalist journalist: n - And individual who writes (professionally?) about computer and videogame journalists, although may not adhere to a professional work ethic. May hypocritically ... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
Complete with awesomely, awesome trailer: Seriously. Wow. One of the best trailers I've seen for anything in quite a while. I've been following this game for fucking years now. I honestly th... more
First off, here: Go fucking download that real quick. Why? Because you probably haven't played it. And if you haven't, you're already losing. If you have, I don't care, go play it some more.... more
AKA get ready to trip your balls off. Directed, Animated, & Edited by Teddy Gage aka BahamutZero. The video is about someone who dies and begins to hallucinate as t... more
So a week ago I scored a free Xbox360 . The reason? It had the ol' 3ROD issue; faulty hardware somewhere in it's overprotected belly, most commonly caused by overheating. Channeling MacGyver, I ... more
So I haven't ever owned an Xbox360. I bought a PS3 a little after it's release and it's served me well. I also have a decent PC, and seeing as most of MS games have been released on that, I haven... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
I mentioned in my that a post on the PAX 10 would be coming. Here it is. In its third year now, the PAX 10 is a tradition at the Penny Arcade Expo, in which ten independently developed games... more
PAX Prime 2010 has come and gone, far too quickly, as usual. Everybody has slightly different memories of the extravaganza; indulge me for a moment to hear about mine. I got in on Thursday ev... more
With little fanfare, was released last week as a PS3 Mini. Indeed, so little effort is being put into marketing this bite-sized gem that developer Halfbrick Studios makes no mention of it on ... more
The extremely short answer is... But let me get a little more in depth than that. So if you haven't noticed, developers have been complaining about the used market a lot for the past few ye... more
So yeah, I put out an album the other day. If you haven't already, go check it out. You can stream the whole thing from . It's full of video game electro dance pop goodness. I know... more
In case you don't know, is an XBLA platform game that was released last year. Even if you don't have firsthand experience with it, you ought to know a bit about it, as it in the official Des... more
The Electronic Entertainment Expo is upon us, and that means several things. Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony will all be vying for your attention, some unexpected announcements will be made, and... more
Over the last few weeks I've been, very slowly, programming and developing an idea I have had about flying, fighting and adventuring on dragonback. I've done a few sketches and concepts, as well ... more
I'm basing all of my analysis off of these three pices of art: What I'll call "logo silhouettes"... Shinkiro's poster... & the "group shot" So two things to keep in mind. It's pretty ... more
I'm basing all of my analysis off of these three pices of art: What I'll call "logo silhouettes"... Shinkiro's poster... & the "group shot" So two things to keep in mind. It's pretty ... more