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I'd Move Mountains

After about an hour, a bed flew out of space and crashed into the mountain. There wasn't really anything I could do about it.  I rotated the mountain back and forth, and clicked on the bed to n...   more

I'd Move Mountains


A Clever Jaunt Through Time

had been showing at PAX for years, so I knew the premise long before it came out: if you die, you can rewind and "co-op" through the segment up till your death to help succeed the next time. Whi...   more



So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first a...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle...   more



[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Due to an uninteresting series of events, my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my Dtoid duties (hehe, dood...   more



Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone ...   more



Merry Christmas from the Dixons

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much you mean to me. If it weren't for Destructoid, I wouldn't be half the person -- half the husband, half the father, half the man -- ...   more



The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could b...   more



I FP'd five cblogs this weekend (and I want to do more)

and and and and . I want to start doing this every weekend. Let's take over the front page! "Dtoid Community Weekends." Help me make it happen. Go create something beautiful. Or awful. Or...   more

I FP'd five cblogs this weekend (and I want to do more)


Dear Dtoiders

"Also, cocks" is gone. The "Fap" button is gone. Chad, Colette, Brad, Samit, Uncle Reg, and every other person and thing you've ever loved is gone. But Dtoid is not gone. There may be some n...   more



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Sign up to wear the Mr Destructoid helmet at PAX!

If you're going to PAX this weekend, you owe it to yourself to take for a spin! This thing is ULTRA light (you seriously have to wear it to believe it) and you will have a BLAST walking around...   more

Sign up to wear the Mr Destructoid helmet at PAX!


What's your favorite thing Destructoid ever did?

After seeing the (part of our ) up on the front page again, it got me thinking: what's your favorite thing Dtoid ever did? The Dtoid staff and community have come up with some fantastic "stuf...   more



Feminist Frequency and Relevance...

So, Anita Sarkeesian has completed her "Damsel in Distress" trilogy.  In the first video, she introduced the trope and gave some historical background to it.  She spoke of how the male rescuer ...   more



How to adopt an avatar for PAX (and why you should)!

HOLY SHIT PAX IS NEXT WEEK!! We get a lot of questions about avatar adoption around this time every year -- namely, "What the fuck is avatar adoption?!" -- so I've put together a quick FAQ for ...   more



Here, have some more Skullgirls PC beta keys

Now that , I feel like there's a giant void inside me that needs filling. I mean, I need SOMETHING to keep me occupied once fapping's rubbed my pud raw and my iPhone's battery has died, leaving...   more

Here, have some more Skullgirls PC beta keys


Killing Death

We're currently going through a family crisis.  My father-in-law is 80 and has had a brain hemorrhage.  My husband immediately flew out to be with his father and after 10 days, he's finally bac...   more



Who wants to be on the Friday Night Fights banner?

Sound like something you might be interested in? To sign up, just and post a pic of yourself along with your favorite weapon. (I'll PM people payment details from there.) Once Mikey's receiv...   more



No means no... but sometimes it has to be said out loud.

This started as a response to excellent blog recapping some recent events at E3, but it grew far too long, and I've never been concise... so I'll put my huge ramble here in my own blog, but plea...   more



It's all about who you're sleeping with...

I've mentioned it before, but I seem to have the worst luck when it comes to video game romances.  I dumped Anomen the wimp in Baldur's Gate 2. In Dragon Age: Origins, dumped me after beco...   more



What's in Jonathan Holmes' mouth?

I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!)   more



More questions than answers...

As with many console launches in the past, this year I've come away with more questions than answers.  I'm usually a Sony fangirl, but for the next generation of game consoles, I'm still undeci...   more



Fun Facts about Females

Meet Jane.  She owns a smartphone or tablet.  The install base on Android and iOS devices alone is larger than all the current gen consoles combined.  According to Flurry (an app analytics comp...   more



Surprises Hidden in the Eternal Darkness

It was long ago, feels like a dream, when did me a service only a true father can: he lent me his very own physical copy of   more



Please don't tone down Shadow Warrior

Yesterday it was revealed that  developer Flying Wild Hog is  of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th...   more



The sound of many hands fapping...

... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of...   more



Deal with it.

Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outrigh...   more



I think I'm going to be defiant!

I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the...   more



AMAAIAYA (Ask Me Anything And I'll Answer Your Ask)

I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them!   more



[NVGR] Some pictures of my kids for you to d'awww over

I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur...   more






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