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So, I’m sitting in my room, just playin’ some video games, and I think to myself: “Wouldn’t it be cool if strangers on the internet could watch me do this in real time?” It would be so great! A... more
Alright, I just finished Quantum Conundrum and I don't feel like doing a proper review, but after Destructoid's perfect score and the newest Hey Ash Watcha Playin', I think some words need to b... more
The 3DS hasn't exactly been bursting with quality titles since its launch. We've had a handful of remakes and few decent sequels, but not a lot of must-own titles. Kid Icarus: Uprising is proba... more
If you read , you'd know that there was a time in my life where I hated Zelda games. I thought they were all boring and never bothered to play more than the first hour or so in any of them. Las... more
So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at... more
Okay, so this whole ? Totally awesome. I'm still not thrilled with Legends 3 getting canceled and the series as a whole kind of being shit on lately, but here's how I think Capcom could fix eve... more
It's been a hell of a year, Destructoid. I haven't been quite as active on my favorite gaming website as I would have liked to be, but that doesn't mean I haven't been gaming like a mad man. A... more
Over the past couple months, I've been giving some much deserved attention to a series I've brushed off for years. It's not that I dislike Legend of Zelda games, it's just that I could never fi... more
When I first played on the Dreamcast, I was floored. The visuals, the music, the gameplay...they were all there and they were all fantastic. I've always liked rail shooters, but no other glued... more
After catching about , an Arkanoid-like game with role playing elements, something occurred to me: I really dig it when two different genres make sweet love to each other and have a baby. Sure, ... more
Only a few days ago, my awesome Virtual Boy arrived in the mail thanks to my friend who found it in Japan. I actually had one when I was a kid and they had just come out, but tossed it aside pr... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
What a fantastic experience I just had. A few days ago, I started playing for the Sega Saturn. Being a huge Sega fan, but never really giving much attention to any series other than Sonic (wh... more
Last year, I stumbled upon an amazing little PC game called . With randomly generated maps concealing hidden treasures and deadly lava flows, it's no wonder . The added ability to build blocks ... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. ... more
If you hit up Best Buy right now with a few coupons in hand, you can grab a brand new copy of Blur for $10. How does such a magical thing happen, you ask? Well, Best Buy marked Blur down to $40... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
Here at Watchtower Industries, we enjoy a good virtual escape from reality. Murdering turtles on a plumber's acid trip, shredding through robot minions as the world's most way past cool hedge... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
Just because we want so desperately to be cool, Watchtower Industries brings you our very first podcast! Now, I can only assume that you're thinking two things: "What the fuck is Watchtower Ind... more
What up Dtoid? I'm bringing you another shout out to my best bud DJ Juicy-B in lieu of an actual substantial blog post for another dose of Wetfish Radio. He's hoping you'll tune in and rock out... more
So, a buddy of mine is rocking the internet right now on and it'd be pretty sweet if you checked it out. He's just recently joined the Dtoid Army, but I've known him ever since we were kids, s... more
Hello, Destructoid. It's been a good while since my last Cblog update and even longer since I've been really active in the community. Well, to be honest, I've never been or , but I still made ... more
The E-74 virus. That's right kdis, you cure Polio, and AIDS comes and fucks your disco up with the quickness. The first time it occurred, I had ye olde Best Buy 2-Year Service Plan. I wen... more
I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever... more
So, stuck at home for thanksgiving with nothing to do and a broken cellphone so I couldn't call any friends, I decided to check out Steam. I'm smarter than I look. I found the THQ complete pack... more