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M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 6: The Finding Love Special

In this special episode of Mystic Advice Something Something Something or Other (You Know the Drill), also called MASSIVECOCK (Name change? It was always like that!), I make an online dating pr...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 6: The Finding Love Special


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 5

I managed to drag myself out of my depressed stupor long enough to record an episode! Go me! On this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Cra...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 5


Questions or Whatever...

Taking questions for Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers (AKA M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask about whatever you want! Comment below, tweet...   more

Questions or Whatever...


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 4

In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers, The Beast of Bray Road fights The Gravy Witch, I'm sad that I can't play any of ...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 4


Moar Question + New Commercial!

Another question thread for my podcast Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples Or Crazy Killers (M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask about whatever you want! Post bel...   more

Moar Question + New Commercial!


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 3

In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers: Val Kilmer hosts a fishy reality show, Eugene Levy and Shia LeBeeuf eat off Tim ...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 3


Question time!

I'm taking questions for the third episode of my podcast Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-Games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers (M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask anything you w...   more

Question time!


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 2

This week I talk about lots of anime, Crispin Glover works with ostriches, jerks off in silicon valley, and becomes the Corndog King while Tim Allen fucks a ham. I take questions about poop, ho...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 2


Moar Questions. MOAR!

I'm gonna be doing another advice podcast tonight, so if you want to get your questions in, just comment below! All questions that came in since the last recording will be answered as well.   more

Moar Questions. MOAR!


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 1

In the premier episode of the Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, and Crazy Killers, I discuss everyone's favorite family man/Santa Klaus Nomi Tim Allen,...   more



Taking Questions for New Advice Column Podcast

The title is "Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, or Crazy Killers," or "M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K." for short. I'll be taking questions from any topic. Anyt...   more

Taking Questions for New Advice Column Podcast


Not'toid Episode 5: Willem Dafoe Lives Under Your Bed

This week Zombie Orwell somehow managed to scrape together a semi-coherent podcast from our glitchy Skype conversation. Willem Dafoe is a little monster, Occam explains fuck pigs, we create a ...   more



Not'toid Episode 4: Peanut Butter Orgy

This week Occam couldn't make it, so we got DOUBLE GUESTS instead! Orwell and I are joined by Johnny Luchador, host of the Rad Show here on D'toid, and our favorite artist Long John (check his...   more



From the Future: The Best Games of 2014

I was recently visited by the 2015 version of me. Aside from living in a cardboard box behind Denny's and eating scraps and live rats, he also still reads video game news. He broke into a rich ...   more



Not'toid Episode 3: A Big Triangle of Cheese and Meat

This week we discuss Hyrule Warriors, Smash Mouth, and Mexico. Also Danny Devito dies and steals Shia Lebouf's body to have sweaty meaty man sex with it. Things happen! Cast: Benny Disco, Zom...   more



Review: Christmas

So it's about 11:30 where I am, which means Christmas is almost over, and I feel like I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't pen a proper review for the much-loved holiday. So here it goes: ...   more



Not'toid Episode 2: Butt Dickin'

This week we have a Fugu Fiesta, name our experimental music groups, and I sing a Foster the People song so I don't have to talk about tomatoes. Good Stuff, y'all! Cast: Benny Disco, Zombie ...   more



5 Better Franchises Telltale Should Tell Tales of

In my last blog post, I described 5 franchises that would be a better fit for Telltale Games than "Game of Thrones." Now I have 5 more that are even better than those. This is not up for debat...   more



Not'toid Episode 1: Final Sex

Our first podcast! This week we discuss the complexities of the universe and the far-reaching consequences of president Obama's policy decisions... Just kidding! We talk about butts and penise...   more



5 Franchises That Telltale Should Tell Tales Of

At awkward-fest 2013 AKA the Spike Video Game Awards, Telltale games confirmed the rumors that they were making a game based off of the popular Game of Thrones TV show (as opposed to the A Song...   more



5 Dance Games That Should be Made

So they're actually doing it. Persona 4 is getting a dancing game spin off. To me, this sounds ingenious. Take characters from a well-known franchise and make them dance for our amusement. Bril...   more



5 Animal Simulators that Need to be Made

Animal simulators are a pretty rare genre to come across. The first that comes to my mind is Mister Mosquito: a game that simulated flying around as a mosquito and drinking the blood of humans....   more



The Chilling Social Commentary of "Barbie Dreamhouse Party"

So earlier today I watched Jim Sterling's "Squirty Play" of Barbie Dreamhouse Party (seen ). The whole video was basically Jim forcing himself through the game's monotonous tasks while on power...   more



Lupin III Deserves the AAA Treatment!

So the console launches came and went, and we're left with a bunch of forgettable ruggedly-handsome white guys again (and a robot made of toblerone). We also got some shiny new rubble to stare ...   more



How to Improve 5 Popular Franchises

Okay, I'll admit it. I don't see the appeal of a lot of popular franchises. It's a mystery to me. Trying to enjoy Madden is like being a birthday clown at an adult birthday party, I wouldn't be...   more



Benny Disco's Holiday Survival Guide

Ah, the Holidays! That magical time of year when Krampus rounds up all the bad boys and girls and takes them to his lair to roast them alive! What a wonderful time! Sadly, the holidays can be ...   more



Nintendo Wins the Kawaii War

I've been spending some quality time with my 2DS lately and there's something that I really like about it. I feels like a Nintendo console, with that distinct fun feel to it. It's a toy-like ga...   more



To All the Angry People

Okay, so the Super Mario 3D World review went up today and many people were surprised at the 10/10. A lot of people after the "A Link Between Worlds" review thought that Destructoid would give ...   more



Why Monster Rancher is Objectively Better Than Pokemon

Okay, so the new Pokemon came out this year and everyone freaked out as expected. Well  guess what, guys? I'm here to jump through the window, take a huge shit in the punch bowl and fuck the ca...   more



Video: 2DS Unboxing

Here it is, my first video! I got a brand-spanking ned 2DS and though "I have to share this with the world! They must know all about my life, including minutia like what kind of boxes I open an...   more






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