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The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!

Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a little further ... but stop before you get to the part where you have to scroll...   more



COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 2011 Predictions!

In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!) Last year these questi...   more



[EXCLUSIVE] What Really Happened To The PSN

My fellow D-Toiders, it is time that I've shared with you some super secret, exclusive insider info that I have received surrounding the PSN info leak. Long story short, it was Sony who screwed up so massively that they're wr...   more

[EXCLUSIVE] What Really Happened To The PSN


Every Gamer's Secret Sports Game Addiction

Hello once again, D-Toiders! I would just like to bring attention to the fact that even the most hardcore gamer will, at one point, own a sports game and be secretly addicted to it. Well, I'm here to tell you that it is not shameful to play those sports games! Here's an example of such secrecy: Don't let this ruin your lives, people!   more

Every Gamer's Secret Sports Game Addiction


New and Sexy Way To Play Flower for the PS3!

Hello, once again, D-Toiders! I'm here to report to all of you that our team, over at ServerCrashers.com, have discovered this brand new way to enhance your Flower playing experience! Of course, we absolutely love the game Flower, but over time it has gotten a little stale. Just follow those three simple steps to spice up your Flower gameplay! You're welcome, Destructoid.   more

New and Sexy Way To Play Flower for the PS3!


Always Take Nintendo Health Warnings Seriously

Hello again, my brethren! We've all heard about those ridiculous health warnings issued by Nintendo concerning the 3DS, especially the one stating that someone should not play it for more than 30 minutes at a time. Well, my ...   more

Always Take Nintendo Health Warnings Seriously


Relationship Fallout

Long time no see, my fellow D-Toiders! My good friends over at The Busted Pixel just released a brand new video of theirs, and I happen to like it a lot! Crazy, I know! Well, what they did with this video was take a tough si...   more

Relationship Fallout


The Most Racist Situation In Gaming

Hello, D-Toiders! Looks like I'm back after a long period of nothingness. I can only ride on the success of my Chrono Trigger Battle Theme for so long, huh? With this next video, I ask impossible questions. Questions such ...   more

The Most Racist Situation In Gaming


[COVER] Chrono Trigger Battle Theme by Carson Mauthe

Hello, fellow D-Toiders! Some of you may recall my VGM covers being featured on Weekend Destructainment, but the only problem is that those were made a long-ass time ago. Well, I'm here to present to you my triumphant return ...   more

[COVER] Chrono Trigger Battle Theme by Carson Mauthe


Sam and Max: Freelance Counter-Terrorism

Hello, co-D-Toiders! TellTale Games decided it would be a great idea to ask me to make a video about Sam and Max. It would've been a great video, up until some terrorists decided to show up and ruin everything. If you haven't, already, you should definitely check out the Same and Max series that TellTale Games is making. The Devil's Playground is available on the PSN, PC, Mac, and iPad.   more

Sam and Max: Freelance Counter-Terrorism


The Gayest Situation In Gaming

Well, fellow D-Toiders, it appears that I have partaken in what may be one of the gayest situations in gaming. I have never been so sexually confused in my life.   more

The Gayest Situation In Gaming


Monday Review: The Karate Kid

'The Karate Kid' comes kicking back The Karate Kid just won the award for surprise of the year. It's good. No, like actually bona-fide good. While remakes of 80s films might be in vogue it's been tough going, but Karate Ki...   more

Monday Review: The Karate Kid


Monday Review: Splice

People seemed to like/hate my Prince of Persia review so I figured I'd start these up again for now. I got behind as I should also have a review for Get Him to the Greek, but I'll just say that it's definitely as funny as For...   more



ALERT! COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 Predictions

Pic unrelated. I just love Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read ...   more



The Prince of Persia Movie is as Good as the Games

Bonjour, Destructoid... -ists? Today, I present to you a video of myself obtaining an early copy of the Prince of Persia movie, and watching it. Does the film live up to the standards of the games? Basically, we're comment...   more

The Prince of Persia Movie is as Good as the Games


Why you might see me before your movies this weekend

You may go to a movie this weekend, and if you get there early you might see the "First Look." It's those ads before the movies that play. While not paying attention to the screen you may see someone you recognize on the sc...   more



Uncharted 2 Is As Real As Life Itself

Alright, Destructoid...-ites. My crew and I have been at work on this video for months, now. Slow work, yes. But, it has finally been released! I thought I'd pass it along to all of those who are interested, so here it is! ...   more

Uncharted 2 Is As Real As Life Itself


Review: Showgirls: The Return trailer

As some of you may know, I am obsessed with Showgirls. The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite line of dialogue in ...   more



The #1 reason to watch the Puppy Bowl this weekend

Okay, I was going to do various countdown posts all week in celebration of the glorious Puppy Bowl that comes on this weekend, but ... well ... it was a crazy week and I didn’t have time. I feel like I let down my precious ...   more



Countdown to Puppy Bowl VI! Six more days ...

F*** the Super Bowl. As most of you probably already know, I am obsessed with the Puppy Bowl. So obsessed, in fact, that starting next week I am going to start a letter-writing campaign to try to be the referee for next ye...   more



Hydlide - David and Josh's Reviews

Better than the AVGN review, I say.   more

Hydlide - David and Josh's Reviews


The Problem With the Nintendo DS's Pictochat

Anyone can join a room.   more

The Problem With the Nintendo DS's Pictochat


Ranking the series: The Legend of Zelda

Hey, guess what comes out today?! A NEW ZELDA GAME! Woo hoo! The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks for the Nintendo DS hits stores today and I really can’t wait to dive into Link’s newest adventure. While some people had trou...   more



The ten best (worst?) Disney villains EVER!

The Princess and the Frog -- Disney’s glorious return to classic, 2D (musical!) animation -- comes out this week (December 11th). To celebrate, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the Top Ten best Disney villains e...   more



I'm Thankful for Destructoid

Hi Destructoid Community (of which I count myself a proud member), I'm thankful for you. I'm thankful you read my posts on weekends. I'm thankful you yell at me when you disagree with a post. I'm thankful you agree with...   more



Last night's episode of South Park

First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. But, let’s get to the point of t...   more



Dead Space: The Real-Life Horrors

Well, hot damn, Destructoid! It's been a while since I updated my blog with a new video for your own entertainment! Needless to say, fuck FreezeCracker.com, as they didn't feel my content was worthy of their newly revamped re...   more

Dead Space: The Real-Life Horrors


Monday Review: Paranormal Activity and Couples Retreat

'Paranormal Activity' delivers the fear The slow burn. It's a lost art in most film genres, let alone horror. Right now most horror consists of getting in, killing people quickly and shoving a few sudden appearances by the...   more

Monday Review: Paranormal Activity and Couples Retreat


The first five minutes of The Princess and the Frog

I haven’t hidden my excitement for Disney’s upcoming hand-drawn 2D animated feature The Princess and the Frog. As anyone who knows me can tell you, I adore all Disney movies and am ecstatic that Disney (under the new leader...   more



Monday Review: Zombieland and Whip It

Remind you of anything? *cough*Left4Dead*cough* 'Zombieland' has it all Zombieland has one flaw, and its so minuscule that it's almost not worth mentioning, but for any zombie movie lover it is important. See, it should re...   more

Monday Review: Zombieland and Whip It





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