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Mike Martin . Sep 01
Patrick Hancock hates babies. Rick and Morty.... I wish I could view thee second season. I need to play MGSV. I spray farted earlier.
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Mike Martin . Aug 28

(NVGR) Help a homeless guy?

As some of you may have read, I've been homeless for a little over a month now. Some of you have convinced me to swallow my pride and ask for help on a larger scale, so here I am. This is my last day with guaranteed access t...   0

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Mike Martin . Aug 25

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's your world. Seize it. 2: The best place to sleep is sup...   0

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Voltech . Aug 18

Street Fighter V: Headcanon Edition

Not to play armchair tactician, but there’s a part of me that feels like it’s wrong for Daigo “The Beast” Umehara to play anyone but Ryu.  I’m not about to go doubting his skills or anythin...   0

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Mike Martin . Aug 16
I just pooped behind a Dennys and it was violent.
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SirDavies . Aug 09

THE NEW DTOID:10 Problems People Obsessed With “Game Of Thrones” Will Understand

It has recently come to my attention that thanks to this wonderful site redesign, a popularity contest that promotes clickbait and shitposting, the new Destructoid Community Blogs will increase their user count tenfold in the...   0

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Voltech . Jul 29

Splatoon is secretly brilliant.

I wonder how much of Splatoon’s success comes from the proliferation of memes.  I mean, it’s been a top image gallery over on Know Your Meme for months now, and the phrase “you’re a kid now, you&...   0

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Voltech . Jul 21

On The Witcher 3 and Intelligent Games

“The world doesn’t need a hero.  It needs a professional." You can’t begin to imagine how much that tagline irritates me.  Is it true?  Maybe.  But just hearing it makes me cringe -- lik...   0

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Mike Martin . Jul 10

Better With Age: My D*ck

Since Nanners is a giant buttface, dickhole, cuntflap (just kidding boo), I had to change my idea for this month's.... Musing? BoB? You fucks have too many names for the same God damn things now days. So instead of writing a...   0

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Mike Martin . Jul 05

I Miss You

It’s been a year. Oh, what a year it has been my friend. So much darkness, so much light. I know, I’m a drama queen sometimes. Can’t help it. It’s not easy wrestling with all this, especially when I h...   0

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Voltech . Jun 24

What’s the Best-Looking Game You’ve Ever Seen?

There’s been a lot to talk about since this past E3, but you know what’s piqued my interest the most?  Street Fighter 5.  As I’ve said in the past, the only trailers/footage I’ve grown ...   0

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Handy . Jun 13

E3 Bingo: Where Dreams Come to Die

E3 is upon us once again, and so too are ridiculous predictions. Having exhausted every form of divination available in past years – tarot cards, coins, magic 8 balls – I was left with either the last resort...   0

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Voltech . Jun 09

On Final Fantasy and Lost Empathy

So does anyone here watch The Middle? I’ve seen some of it, in my quest to fill the hole left by the long-since-finished How I Met Your Mother.  I can’t say I’m in love with The Middle, and I have...   0

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long john . May 05

About the question of "the meaning of life"

This started as a reponse to Jonathan Holmes article http://www.destructoid.com/trailer-for-3ds-shmup-asks-is-life-meant-to-be-shitty--291438.phtml but turned out to be long and interesting (for me) so I decide...   0

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taterchimp . Apr 24

Just the Tips: Killing Floor 2 Early Access

First off, I am amazed that ‘Just the Tip” or “Just the Tips” isn’t what the ‘series’ is called on the front page.  It was a huge missed opportunity for a great dick joke. ...   0

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taterchimp . Apr 22

Reigniting my way Through Dark Souls 2

I’m going to let you guys in on a rather public secret of mine:  I love Dark Souls.  I put about 300 hours into the game, and made quite a few concept runs - my favorite of which has to be beating the gam...   0

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Voltech . Apr 21

Bayonetta 2 is secretly brilliant.

In the first fifteen seconds of the game, you’re treated to a slow-motion shot of Bayonetta that -- of course -- pans straight down to her crotch.  Barely a minute later, you’re commandeering and piloti...   0

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SirDavies . Apr 15

Hnarli Die Jest - IPSO WON [VVGR]

TRIGGER WARINING: BIG DUMB THINGS   BOOK ONE: TAILPALE  I was laying in bed and I pondered,my Steam library staring at me and a bookcase of paper emptyand all the controllers that be. Do I need all these thing...   0

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Voltech . Apr 14

Do We Need Final Fantasy Anymore?

But first, a preliminary question: how relevant is Final Fantasy Type-0? I admit I haven’t been looking around all that much to gauge responses, but my guess -- or maybe fear -- is that people have chosen to ignor...   0

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long john . Apr 13

Sorry, I've been away :(

Yeah, I'm a douchebagI'm sorry friends, I've been working and studying a lot and been away from here :(I promised (and was even featured by Strider in the interesting blogs recap! ;___;) to make my interview blog a regul...   0

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Mike Martin . Apr 09

(NVGR) An AMA with Mike Martin/PhilKenSebben

Hello everyone. I was just down in my home and saw a complaint that struck a chord with me. It was one I had myself, back when my name was filled with 3's and my shitposting was at an all time high: The lack of staff in...   0

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Handy . Mar 21

Remastered Collection announced for PS4, PS4 rebranded PS3: Definitive Edition.

Sony today revealed that they are well into production of their newest title, the “Remastered Collection”, said to be compiling the latest hits of the last five years with minor graphical improvements and fr...   0

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taterchimp . Mar 15

taterchimp's semi sober personal blog (NVGR)

Hey Destructoid.  In the 9 years...wow, 9 years, really?  Nice.  In the 9 years that I have known you, one of my favorite community blog things was always the dude who would jam out a drunen blog.  I ...   0

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Mike Martin . Mar 12

Friday Night Flicks! Phil's ode to the 80's

So like Frights, we would watch movies (duh). Only we watch movies only from the 80s and I'm shooting for action/adventure/comedy/etc. No horror flicks, as that is what Frights is for and I'm not about to get slapped wi...   0

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Voltech . Mar 03

Of Dragon Age and Bunches of Jokers

So not too long ago, I did a post on Xenoblade Chronicles that took a look at its story.  That’s fine and all, but I’m wary of the fact that I didn’t really talk about the gameplay -- which, you k...   0

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Mike Martin . Mar 03

9 Dtoiders I'd Like To F**k

How the fuck is someone like me supposed to sit down and pick nine of you to feature in a list like this? All the friendships I've made, those I've tried to help, those that have helped me.... man. As a longtime member ...   0

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Mike Martin . Feb 23

(NVGR) Cooking with Phil - First Edition

Welcome hungry readers. Listen to my stomach roar. Through a boombox. Look, I couldn't find a decent header and I just fucking winged it, ok? All the pictures are weird sized. I got lazy at the end. 2104 FUCKING WORDS A...   0

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Nic Rowen . Feb 20

9 inspirational true life stories on this week's episode of Destructoid

The ninth year of Destructoid has dawned, and we've been asked to honor the nine Dtoiders who have inspired us. This is no easy task for me, Dtoid has been an inspiring presence in my life for more than half a deca...   0

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Voltech . Feb 19

Im Really Feeling [Meditations on Science and Warfare]!

So Super Smash Bros. is threatening to make me hate Shulk. Some bad experiences made me realize that he’s one of my least favorite characters to go up against.  I’m not about to claim that he’s go...   0

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Handy . Feb 06

8 Game Trends That Need To Go

You Know what else needs to go? Intros. You know what a list blog is, you're smart, I trust you. (No, I'm not being lazy...) Tailing Missions You know what I love to do in my openworld games built around traversing the ...   0




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