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Chist . Jul 06


Greetings charlatans! Once again breaking my decision of not writing on Dtoid, this time I'm here to inform you all of an indie game I stumbled upon browsing the front page of imgur. Currently in active development by a smal...   0

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Chist . Jun 15

I'm Writing a Web Novel People

Greetings folks, it's been a while since my last blog. For a quick update on that to those of you not keeping up with the news, Fast Track got to the senate and would have passed, but then those badasses representing in ...   0

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Chist . May 12

US Fast Tracking of Trade Agreements Stopped - For Now

Hoi friends, and welcome to me shitting on anti-internet legal shenanigans. So for those of you who don't know, a hot topic debate in the US right now is the Trans Pacific Partnership, a 12 country international trade ag...   0

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Chist . Apr 30

The Shit Box: A Shitty State of Affairs

Greetings all, it's been a while since I've done one of these. I've been meaning to let things settle with the redesign process, and wasn't intending to make an entry for another week. This isn't an angry summary like us...   0

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Chist . Apr 17

The Shit Box Volume 9: Boku no Pico

Happy day to all you lovely folks, this will be the first entry of something other than a movie in this series. As the title says, I'll be covering Boku no Pico. For the uninitiated, Boku no Pico is somewhat of an intern...   0

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Chist . Apr 13

The Shit Box Volume 8: Why the Fuck Do I Have so Much to Say?

It's the worst day of the week, so you know what that means. Today I'm looking at Seventh Son for beard admiral Jed Whitaker, a movie I went into excrutiating detail summarizing for some reason. The movie claims to be ab...   0

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Chist . Apr 06

The Shit Box volume 7: It Is Okay Little Queer Boy

Happy Monday to all you lovely folks, it's raining outside, so what a time to talk about some shit. In today's volume we'll be looking at Kaboom, a movie whose tone you can never quite place as taking itself seriously, o...   0

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Chist . Mar 30

The Shit Box volume 6: Zambinating

Happy Monday folks and welcome to your weekly dose of garbage and fecal matter. On today's plate is Zombie Nation brought to you by OpiumHerz, a baffling tale of murder, and that's pretty much it. I put this movie off wa...   0

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Chist . Mar 23

The Shit Box volume 5: Words, Words, Words

Hello and welcome to me watching garbge, everybody. This week I'm taking a look at Sucker Punch, and this is probably my wordiest entry sitting at over 1400 fucking words. I got a lot of mixed comments about Sucker Punch...   0

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Chist . Mar 19

The Shit Box Shitty Extras: That's My Fetish

Welcome one and all to the first ever Shit Box Shitty Extras! This is where I go down low and find shit that wasn't commissioned, and then suffer through it. To open up this side series, I thought I'd go bad. Real bad. ...   0

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Chist . Mar 16

The Shit Box volume 4: I'm Honestly Not Sure

Another Monday, another shitty movie I watch for you people, welcome to the fourth entry of The Shit Box, everybody. On today's chopping block is From Justin to Kelly, brought to you by our very own Mike Martin. This mov...   0

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Chist . Mar 08

The Shit Box volume 3: The Amazing World of Self Punishment and Eternal Misery

It's 12:08 and technically Monday, and I'm still not on an even remotely reasonable sleeping schedule for someone in Eastern Standard Time, so you know what that means. That's right, it's time for that Early Morning Shit...   0

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Chist . Mar 02

The Shit Box volume 2: Never Belieb Never

Welp, it's 1:30 in the morning as I write this and 2:20 as I wrap this up, I ain't going to sleep any time soon, and it's Monday. Welcome to volume 2 of the Shit Box you beautiful fuckers. On today's menu we've got a hea...   0

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Chist . Feb 26

Net Neutrality won, bitches!

The FCC voted today on the implementation of net neutrality, and it mother fucking passed! Woo! This is a huge day for the safety of the internet! For those unaware, telecoms have been putting pressure on the FCC and fed...   0

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Chist . Feb 24

The Nine Big Lebowskis - AKA My 9 Toiders

Now I'm new to this whole blogging thing, so don't expect any level of formatting in this blog, I'm just here to talk about the 9 Destructoid members who've had the biggest impact on me. This is a tough list to make, bec...   0

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Chist . Feb 23

The Shit Box volume 1: Transcendence

If this appears twice in the cblog list, don't blame me, blame cblogs for not basing publish time on when you actually click the publish button, forcing me to copy it over. What am I doing with my life. Transcendence is ...   0

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Chist . Feb 18

The Shit Box - I'll Suffer It So You Don't Have To

Hello ladies and gentlement, after the apparent popularity of my 50 Shades review/summary, I've decided I'm a masochistic whore for internet points. Got a bad movie, show, or book you want to see put through the works bu...   0

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Chist . Feb 16

I Watched 50 Shades for You Bastards

So. I'm back from my viewing of 50 Shades of Grey. It was... An interesting two hours. No stares from the ticket handlers or anyone in the theater, that had me immensely disappointed. I had a single can of tea to last me...   0

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Chist . Feb 14

50 Shades of I'm Going to Fuck you... Hard

[Update] Sadly, it would appear I'm shut in for today due to a sudden turn in weather. While it's reltively calm now, I have no means of getting to the theater beyond walking at the moment. I will try to get to a showing...   0

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Chist . Feb 11

RoosterTeeth Podcast Monty Oum Tribute

Yeah, I'm real late on this, sue me. RoosterTeeth has finally uploaded to YouTube their podcast tribute to the late Monty Oum. They go into detail about their first moments with him, how he came to work as one of their ...   0

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Chist . Feb 02

Animator Monty Oum has Passed Away

Monty Oum, animator of RoosterTeeth's RWBY, choreographer of Red versus Blue, and animator of Haloid, a Halo Metroid crossover fight between Master Chief and Samus Aran, a video Destructoid covered way back in 2007. On ...   0

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Chist . Jan 26

Flash Mob: The Enchanted Cave 2

With no warning whatsoever, I've decided to do a semi-regular cblog of any notable Flash games I find. These will vary in genre and length, but I'm hoping to keep the quality of reported games high. I am a regular player...   0

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Chist . Jan 17

Dragon Age Inquisition Deluxe: Thoughts

So I recently got the Deluxe Upgrade for my copy of Dragon Age since I couldn't use the money to pre-order Witcher III and get those sick bonuses from GOG, but also for the sake of completeness. I want to experience ever...   0

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Chist . Jan 06

The Inquisitioning: Final Thoughts

So I've given my ongoing experience with the first act of Dragon Age Inquisition. When I last left off, my save was 25 hours in, and am currently nearing 60. The second act of the game is much larger than the first. For...   0

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Chist . Dec 31

The Inquisitioning: Storm Coast and Beyond

So I've been busy in Dragon Age. I doubled my hours logged just on this save. There's been a lot I've learned, and I can almost kill high dragons now. The game really opens up, and while I feel me taking my time disrupt...   0

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Chist . Dec 26

My Thoughts on "Hatred" and Violence in the Games Industry

Hello everyone reading this, I am Chist, maker of overly wordy blogs about Dragon Age, and tweeter of twats. This time I'm actually talking about something I think matters, so bear with me, I've been up for about 21 hour...   0

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Chist . Dec 26

The Inquisitioning: David Bowie - Reset!

Hey anyone bothering to read these! So I took the time to go through the Dragon Age Keep and customize my worldstate as I think I said in the previous entry, and I've restarted my save, with a few minor changes. I went ...   0

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Chist . Dec 24

Happy Holidays, Dtoid

It's Hanuquanzmas, everyone, and holy butts has it been a hell of a year for gaming. We've had some amazing releases: The Wonderful 101, Bayonetta 2, The Binding of Isaac Rebirth, Dragon Age: Inquisition, many, many mor...   0

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Chist . Dec 22

The Inquisitioning: Prepare for Trouble - The Hinterlands + Fallow Mire

Welp since 3 of you seemed to enjoy the last entry, I've decided that's good enough for me, and I may as well do another. I said I'd cover my time in Hinterlands, but I couldn't 100% it, so the Fallow Mire will be inclu...   0

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