Quantcast
Destructoid




Game database:   #ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ         ALL     Xbox One     PS4     360     PS3     WiiU     Wii     PC     3DS     DS     PS Vita     PSP     iOS     Android




    New     trending       featured       controversial       weirdest       by author       freebies       |       following

Blogs followed by Zsxd


10 things about UsurpMyProse because I DONíT KNOW!

Oh, why, hello Dtoid! I didnít see you come in. I was just sitting here by my fireplace, enjoying a nice glass of cognac as I discuss the dayís politics with other men of great stature. By which I mean Iím lying in bed shirtl...   more

10 things about UsurpMyProse because I DONíT KNOW!


I'm sick of saving Hyrule

After finally finishing A Link Between Worlds, I believe thereís only one phrase that can adequately summarize my feelings toward the seventeenth entry in the storied Zelda franchise: Goddamnit. Seriously, Hyrule? Link ha...   more



The Past: Who the hell puts Mew under a truck?

Ten year olds are idiots. Letís face facts Ė it is a miracle that any of us are sitting here today, instead of having perished during the age where the only thing preventing us from chugging down a gallon of dish detergent ...   more

The Past: Who the hell puts Mew under a truck?


Steam Holiday Sale damage report

The holidays are over, which means itís time to put away the Christmas lights, stop pretending like you can tolerate your loved ones, and survey the smoking crater the latest Steam sale has left behind in place of your bank...   more

Steam Holiday Sale damage report


My big, stupid, honking list of 2013's best videogame... things

Time marches on. A tide sweeping over us in seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years. Orchestrating the rise and fall of civilizations. Establishing cities of elaborate wonder before reducing them to dust and ash...   more



Doug TenNapel, I hate you and I hope your game gets funded

Heroes will always disappoint you. I donít mean to sound like a fourteen year old who just discovered Morrissey, but the sad truth is that no amount of faith in the inherent good of humanity can guard us against inevitable ...   more



E3 Camp Letter: Mini Recap

To the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father", a little recap of the conferences and First days(Because I was bored and my mind tends to wander): Hello mother. Hello father. Here I am on - the e3 show floor It is really- quite...   more

E3 Camp Letter: Mini Recap


Used Game Inception: GS and MS Screw the Little Guys

Look, we all know by now the details of MS online and Used game policies. This isn't about those things directly, but about something seemingly out of place about all of this; GameStop. Or rather, the fact that they seem ok w...   more

Used Game Inception: GS and MS Screw the Little Guys


XBONE-D: Used Games? Lets Follow the Cash Flow!

So used games. XBOne. The situation isn't looking too pretty, with publishers and MS each getting a cut of the sales of resold products. For many, the blatant reach into the used market is the last straw, keeping them from pu...   more

XBONE-D: Used Games? Lets Follow the Cash Flow!


I'm Annoyed(What else is new?); Double standards are Shit

So; WiiU. PSVita. Many would say they are birds of a feather. Two peas in a pod. They are both struggling in the market and are garnering much attention and claims of an early grave. Except, they aren't at all the same. One ...   more

I'm Annoyed(What else is new?); Double standards are Shit


Why we should never pay $60 for a videogame

Iím cheap. Frugal. Miserly. A man of generic brands and packed lunches. Of 2-for-1 deals and 10% tips. Someone who feels a twinge of regret over every cent that leaves their bank account.† Naturally, my penny pinching met...   more



Newtwo: Game Freak's blatant attempt to ruin my childhood

Look Game Freak, we need to talk. I know youíre hard at work on Pokťmon X and Y Ė after all, that umpteenth boulder puzzle isnít going to lay itself out Ė but we need to address this past weekendís, shall we say, events. On...   more



The top ten Steam games I will never play

I canít be the only one who feels a twinge of guilt every time they open Steam. Playing a game on my laptop means having to search through a sea of grey for a handful of bright spots. I realize thatís true of a lot of thing...   more



What the...??

Oh god the spam... MAKE IT STOP!!!! /@[]@\   more

What the...??


The WiiU's Greatest Crime; Also W-P Be Tripping

In the last few weeks, WiiU has had key dev support stripped away. Lost exclusives. Yearly Titles not being developed. Publishers taking pot shots at the fledgling system, and supposedly canceling games outright. One would ...   more



Mother Nature Used "Snow-Storm" on DISQUS!

"It's Super Effective!" So, there I was commenting on Siliconera and D-toid. All day, as Disqus had finally come back after a brief absence which occurred after a snowstorm blew in(I live on the east coast) and I was really...   more

Mother Nature Used


The Forums of the Mad

My thoughts on the often predictable behavior and reactions of illogical Commentors, Forum goers and even Journalists and Writers when things are different then they imagine them to be, and what It really means to have an opi...   more

The Forums of the Mad


Why am I excited for the Wii U? Shut the hell up, that's why.

Being a Nintendo fan is a unique brand of insanity. As an owner of a Nintendo system through every generation of consoles, Iím someone who has been playing the same video games over and over again for the last 24 years. I've ...   more

Why am I excited for the Wii U? Shut the hell up, that's why.


Digitally Disappointed Dads: Games spent trying to impress your father

Itís Fatherís Day today, which means itís time to give the paternal figure in your life a call, send him a card, or patch over years of festering resentment for failing to live up to his expectations with a gift card to Lowes...   more



E3 Press Conferences in 5 words or less

Microsoft: Throwing Gears in (Xbox)Glass houses. EA: " 'New Games'? What is that" Ubisoft: Puppetmaster of Everyone. Also, Watchdogs. Sony: "...No news is good news?" Nintendo: Reggie's Purple-Pikmin Body was Ready.   more

E3 Press Conferences in 5 words or less


The Vita's Position, Or An Uphill Battle File 2

File/ Vita Vs 3ds/ The West/ 2 of 2 The 11th of May 2012 Approx. 1700 hours US EST Previously, I posted an assessment of the Vita's standing in Japan against it's competitor, Which can be found here. Now I shall do the same ...   more

The Vita's Position, Or An Uphill Battle File 2


The Vita's Position, Or An Uphill Battle File 1

File/ Vita Vs 3ds/ Japan/ 1 of 2 Thursday, The 10th of May 2012 Approx. 1700 hours US EST Okay, Here's the Situation. Sony and Nintendo are currently engaged in a war with two fronts: Japan And Everywhere else. A battle Nint...   more

The Vita's Position, Or An Uphill Battle File 1


10 Terrible Unlockables That Make Me Thankful for DLC

In the golden days before companies realized they could just charge us more money for extra content, unlockables were the best way to squeeze a little bit of replayability out of a game. Whether it was extra characters, secre...   more



Promotions: A Sneak Peek at Pokťmon!

When I was a little upper middle class hell spawn, I had a natural inclination toward anything that cost large sums of my parentsí money. I had learned that a personís love was directly proportional to the amount of money the...   more

Promotions: A Sneak Peek at Pokťmon!


What's Wrong With NoA? Probably Nothing.

NoA. NoE. There has been a strange reversal in Nintendos release policies as of late, with the USofA getting the short end of the stick. Many have been quick to lay the blame on NoA and Reggie, but is it realy so simple? ...   more

What's Wrong With NoA? Probably Nothing.


My Impressions: The Playstation Vita (And Gravity Rush)

I had a chance to play The Vita at Gamestop Recently, and so... I did. And I have some thoughts on the system and the gaming climate surrounding it, which will be handled seperatley. First off, the unit itself. (And by exten...   more

My Impressions: The Playstation Vita (And Gravity Rush)


I'm not "Reggie": A Case of Mistaken Internet Identity

Destructoid, I know this is a strange topic for a blog post. But I have a story. And a problem, with nowhere else to turn to. It all started Hours ago, near midnight before this blog publishing... I was surfing the net maki...   more

I'm not


Tales from Skyrim: Jazzy D. Funkington Slays a Dragon

"Jazzy D. Funkington suffers no fools, and he sure as hell don't suffer no motherfucking dragons." The year was 1977. Jimmy Carter was residing in the White House, disco was just beginning its terrible, glittery rein over th...   more

Tales from Skyrim: Jazzy D. Funkington Slays a Dragon





Back to Top




All content is yours to recycle through our Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Our communities are obsessed with videoGames, movies, anime, and toys.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006

Advertising on destructoid is available: Please contact them to learn more