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UsurpMyProse . Mar 20

Being a Monster Hunter is way better than being a Pokemon Trainer

I’m 70 hours into Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, and the game has firmly sunk its hooks, claws, fangs, and Seltas horns into me. After failing to make it past the steep learning curve in the series’ previous ent...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Feb 08

Five videogames that make way better Netflix shows than The Legend of Zelda

The internet recently lost its collective shit over a potential live-action Netflix adaptation of The Legend of Zelda. Of course, the internet also recently lost its collective shit over Katy Perry’s goofy dancing...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Jan 11

Most Anticipated Videogame Disappointments of 2015

If 2014 taught us anything, it’s that Tay Swift’s still got it. If 2014 taught us anything else, it’s that we should never be excited for videogames. The year’s most hyped releases were met ...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Nov 16

Ranking Overwatch's characters from worst to best

I’m not sure how I feel about Overwatch, Blizzard’s recently announced take on squad-based shooters. On the one hand, Blizzard knows how to craft a compelling IP, and if the playfully corny, Pixar-esque...   0

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Ronin4life . Oct 09

(Weird)Game Theories: The Truth about Pokemon

  Pokemon are mysterious creatures. Able to summon unrealistic powers and battle with enemies several times their size on even footing. They are obviously the stuff of magical fantasy...or are they more Sci-Fi fanta...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Jun 14

10 things about UsurpMyProse because I DONíT KNOW!

Oh, why, hello Dtoid! I didnít see you come in. I was just sitting here by my fireplace, enjoying a nice glass of cognac as I discuss the dayís politics with other men of great stature. By which I mean Iím lying in bed shirtl...   0

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UsurpMyProse . May 24

I'm sick of saving Hyrule

After finally finishing A Link Between Worlds, I believe thereís only one phrase that can adequately summarize my feelings toward the seventeenth entry in the storied Zelda franchise: Goddamnit. Seriously, Hyrule? Link ha...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Feb 13

The Past: Who the hell puts Mew under a truck?

Ten year olds are idiots. Letís face facts Ė it is a miracle that any of us are sitting here today, instead of having perished during the age where the only thing preventing us from chugging down a gallon of dish detergent ...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Jan 03

Steam Holiday Sale damage report

The holidays are over, which means itís time to put away the Christmas lights, stop pretending like you can tolerate your loved ones, and survey the smoking crater the latest Steam sale has left behind in place of your bank...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Dec 11

My big, stupid, honking list of 2013's best videogame... things

Time marches on. A tide sweeping over us in seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years. Orchestrating the rise and fall of civilizations. Establishing cities of elaborate wonder before reducing them to dust and ash...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Jun 24

Doug TenNapel, I hate you and I hope your game gets funded

Heroes will always disappoint you. I donít mean to sound like a fourteen year old who just discovered Morrissey, but the sad truth is that no amount of faith in the inherent good of humanity can guard us against inevitable ...   0

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Ronin4life . Jun 12

E3 Camp Letter: Mini Recap

To the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father", a little recap of the conferences and First days(Because I was bored and my mind tends to wander): Hello mother. Hello father. Here I am on - the e3 show floor It is really- quite...   0

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Ronin4life . Jun 07

Used Game Inception: GS and MS Screw the Little Guys

Look, we all know by now the details of MS online and Used game policies. This isn't about those things directly, but about something seemingly out of place about all of this; GameStop. Or rather, the fact that they seem ok w...   0

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Ronin4life . May 24

XBONE-D: Used Games? Lets Follow the Cash Flow!

So used games. XBOne. The situation isn't looking too pretty, with publishers and MS each getting a cut of the sales of resold products. For many, the blatant reach into the used market is the last straw, keeping them from pu...   0

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Ronin4life . May 20

I'm Annoyed(What else is new?); Double standards are Shit

So; WiiU. PSVita. Many would say they are birds of a feather. Two peas in a pod. They are both struggling in the market and are garnering much attention and claims of an early grave. Except, they aren't at all the same. One ...   0

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UsurpMyProse . May 08

Why we should never pay $60 for a videogame

Iím cheap. Frugal. Miserly. A man of generic brands and packed lunches. Of 2-for-1 deals and 10% tips. Someone who feels a twinge of regret over every cent that leaves their bank account.† Naturally, my penny pinching met...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Apr 10

Newtwo: Game Freak's blatant attempt to ruin my childhood

Look Game Freak, we need to talk. I know youíre hard at work on Pokťmon X and Y Ė after all, that umpteenth boulder puzzle isnít going to lay itself out Ė but we need to address this past weekendís, shall we say, events. On...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Mar 11

The top ten Steam games I will never play

I canít be the only one who feels a twinge of guilt every time they open Steam. Playing a game on my laptop means having to search through a sea of grey for a handful of bright spots. I realize thatís true of a lot of thing...   0

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Ronin4life . Feb 16

What the...??

Oh god the spam... MAKE IT STOP!!!! /@[]@\   0

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Ronin4life . Feb 10

The WiiU's Greatest Crime; Also W-P Be Tripping

In the last few weeks, WiiU has had key dev support stripped away. Lost exclusives. Yearly Titles not being developed. Publishers taking pot shots at the fledgling system, and supposedly canceling games outright. One would ...   0

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Ronin4life . Jan 25

Mother Nature Used "Snow-Storm" on DISQUS!

"It's Super Effective!" So, there I was commenting on Siliconera and D-toid. All day, as Disqus had finally come back after a brief absence which occurred after a snowstorm blew in(I live on the east coast) and I was really...   0

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Ronin4life . Jan 24

The Forums of the Mad

My thoughts on the often predictable behavior and reactions of illogical Commentors, Forum goers and even Journalists and Writers when things are different then they imagine them to be, and what It really means to have an opi...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Jun 25

Why am I excited for the Wii U? Shut the hell up, that's why.

Being a Nintendo fan is a unique brand of insanity. As an owner of a Nintendo system through every generation of consoles, Iím someone who has been playing the same video games over and over again for the last 24 years. I've ...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Jun 17

Digitally Disappointed Dads: Games spent trying to impress your father

Itís Fatherís Day today, which means itís time to give the paternal figure in your life a call, send him a card, or patch over years of festering resentment for failing to live up to his expectations with a gift card to Lowes...   0

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Ronin4life . Jun 05

E3 Press Conferences in 5 words or less

Microsoft: Throwing Gears in (Xbox)Glass houses. EA: " 'New Games'? What is that" Ubisoft: Puppetmaster of Everyone. Also, Watchdogs. Sony: "...No news is good news?" Nintendo: Reggie's Purple-Pikmin Body was Ready.   0

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Ronin4life . May 11

The Vita's Position, Or An Uphill Battle File 2

File/ Vita Vs 3ds/ The West/ 2 of 2 The 11th of May 2012 Approx. 1700 hours US EST Previously, I posted an assessment of the Vita's standing in Japan against it's competitor, Which can be found here. Now I shall do the same ...   0

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Ronin4life . May 10

The Vita's Position, Or An Uphill Battle File 1

File/ Vita Vs 3ds/ Japan/ 1 of 2 Thursday, The 10th of May 2012 Approx. 1700 hours US EST Okay, Here's the Situation. Sony and Nintendo are currently engaged in a war with two fronts: Japan And Everywhere else. A battle Nint...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Apr 23

10 Terrible Unlockables That Make Me Thankful for DLC

In the golden days before companies realized they could just charge us more money for extra content, unlockables were the best way to squeeze a little bit of replayability out of a game. Whether it was extra characters, secre...   0

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UsurpMyProse . Mar 04

Promotions: A Sneak Peek at Pokťmon!

When I was a little upper middle class hell spawn, I had a natural inclination toward anything that cost large sums of my parentsí money. I had learned that a personís love was directly proportional to the amount of money the...   0

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Ronin4life . Feb 22

What's Wrong With NoA? Probably Nothing.

NoA. NoE. There has been a strange reversal in Nintendos release policies as of late, with the USofA getting the short end of the stick. Many have been quick to lay the blame on NoA and Reggie, but is it realy so simple? ...   0




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