Occam Thoughts: Four Years
April 1st, that special day in which Destructoid falls under the spell of the blood moon and transforms into the Foolish April Beast. It's a day I look forward to every year, not only for what t... more
April 1st, that special day in which Destructoid falls under the spell of the blood moon and transforms into the Foolish April Beast. It's a day I look forward to every year, not only for what t... more
I’ve always been a picture guy. I’m a visual learner almost to a fault (math is hard) and the way I recall memories is by shuffling through pictures in my head until I find the one I am trying t... more
There are lots of things in my mind at the moment. This generation of consoles is ending fast and i find myself more intrigued about the business practices of the manufacturers than the actual pr... more
Let's take a journey together and read about my gaming moments of 2012. I hope you enjoy them. My gaming moments of 2012: I was so excited for NeverDead. Neat premise. Ridiculous comb... more
I decided to properly introduce myself to the cblogs now that you have seen the ehem. Hello! I'm BeatBeat! i like videogames and drawing. yes I live in canada and i go to college to make my... more
I tittle this, Mr. Andy Dixon's incredible boner dimension HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WIZARD MAN more
though i am sure nobody cares, i tend to respond to certain news posts with pictures. Most of the time, these pictures are inspired by podtoid segments that get stuck in my head for days after i ... more
IF they DID exist i would have a shirt for each day of the week (there are only six because i wear no clothes whatsoever on sundays, being a holy day and all) -------------------------------- *... more
I made some new pictures through out this week. some use recycled stuff and most were made while listening to podtoid. hope you like them I love you Here's a link to an Imgur gallery for easier ... more
I always wanted to make one of these little blog thingies on dtoid. i've been around for quite a while but never had much to say on either a blog or a comment. Anyways, i always find these intr... more
Music. We like it. We love it. We want some more of it. It feeds our mind thoughts and helps grease the wheels of life. The right song at the right moment can make a lasting memory or sour y... more
I made these about a month and a half ago while listening to podtoid in the middle of the night I know Mr Destructoid doesn't have an antenna, but i thought it looked cute on him, so fuck you i l... more
Hello everyone. How have you been? Lots of new and exciting things going on around here. I'd like to share some thoughts with you today. Its some random things. Just whatever I can pull out ... more
This week, I've done a bit of a switcheroo: All of the comments this week come from the Destructoid Community Blogs: The bastion of gamings most enamoured, brimming with zeal and purpose and gr... more
Now, on to the comments! I've been taking a look at the early story that's been coming out of Kojima HQ and Stealth's in luck. The story mainly involve... more
This week I have been setting out remastering classic titles from the past for the modern generation, with their love of anti-aliasing and blooming lensflare. I'm sure you will agree that thes... more
The time is 1:56 am in the morning here in the waking world. I'm a few glasses of wine relaxed and have been thinking a bit about the site. I don't often have an outlet to just speak my mind in... more
(brought to you by the Campaign to Render Assholes Palatable) No doubt you may have noticed that Comments of the Week is becoming a regular feature again. You may also noticed that I have the... more
Welcome folks to another fun-packed intense season of worldwide commentary comment-off! We have already had some crowd-wincing action as the competitors have been struggling into their leotard... more
Oh hey guys! How've you been? Oh yes I've been pretty busy now. Just lost my job though, so as I've now got a bit more free time on my hands I thought I'd catch up on some gaming news and... ... more
For my first foray in what the big boys would call a "satirical audio piece", I've concocted a hard-hitting interview series titled "Finite Lives." In the show I interview a series of (totally... more
To quote Staind, the only band I want to play at my wedding and my funeral, This started out as a regular Occam Thoughts and then I wrote a bunch of words about Dragon’s Dogma. So I guess I’m ... more
The fierce midday sun tears into the unwary traveller to the City of Angels, and holds no pity on you as you limp to the corner of West 12th and St Figueroa. The crowd outside the Los Angeles C... more
[ was still cooler than a frozen cucumber on a cold day in winter, blew up a dog as well as a couple holes in an alley wall, had a face sodden with paint. With a whizz and a splash, we sl... more
Let's not tickle your balls here. You know the format by now, so let's get bloody started! Some of you may be wondering, “Who is this young upstart, masquerading as a member of staff? Stwike ... more
So Bbain wrote this really badass post talking about 10 things we didn’t know about him. Apparently this was a thing on the blogs many moons ago. It was warm and heartfelt and overall let us ge... more
The Chinnok S-class Superfly Special is equipped to carry 4 wisecracking patriotic troops, ammunition, a sweet minigun that doesn’t run out of ammo and a hot, atmospheric dubstep soundtrack... more
When did kiddy pools not become a thing anymore? I used to love those when I was young. Then as I entered college they became associated with drinking and tomfoolery. Though I think the idea ... more
Hello everyone. How are you? How's the weather where you are? Its cold here. I'm wearing a robe currently and sipping a Bud Light Lime. I feel like a metrosexual Nescafe commercial. A while... more
I feel like I need to warn you. was recently released for consoles and it’s bad. Very bad. I’m talking changing uncle Pete’s diaper bad. I Gamefly’d it hoping for a fun if somewhat silly a... more