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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 08

Top thirty-seven people cosplaying as 1967 Chevy Impalas.

A basic feature of the human condition is that humans at their basic level have been conditioned to act human. Every once in a while rogue trendsetters break out from the pack in a way that only renegade lone wolves can, dari...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 06

I'm only writing this for a forum badge.

Like many other gamers, I’ve recently jumped back in with an addictive action-RPG series. Unlike many other gamers, the game in question isn’t Dark Souls 2, but rather the Fable games. Hey, they’re addictive to me anyways. I ...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jan 18

WINTER: Superior Driving Skills

For a while now I've credited playing kart racers when I was younger (Super Mario Kart and Crash Team Racing in particular) with making me have good winter driving skills. Sliding around on ice behind the wheel of a go-kart in the Mushroom Kingdom is exactly the same as sliding around on ice behind the wheel of an SUV in Minnesota. Totally. For real.   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jul 19

Role Reversal: Chili Dogs

So it's not really from a video game, but rather based on a cartoon based on a video game. You all remember how much Sonic and Tails loved eating chili dogs in the goofier of their '90s cartoons, yeah? Like the Ninja Turtles and their pizza, Sega's mascots were addicted to chili dogs. So for my role reversal I simply made those two the entree.   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 02

10 more things about ZombiePlatypus...

So it's been three years since I posted this when we last did the "10 Things" bit all over the cblogs. It's come back and this makes me happy, though I honestly had trouble coming up with ten new things to post. Here goes,...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Mar 16

A birthday thing...

Posted this in the Forums over the weekend, but since Randy is posting his here as well I figured I could be a whore too. ;)   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Dec 11


Think of the days before idle animation, where our platforming heroes did absolutely nothing unless we told them to via button presses. Set your controller down and Mario would just stand there not moving a pixel as a Koopa T...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Nov 28

What I used to want...

I was digging through old notes and sketches this past week and came across a short list of games I was at one point looking forward to, excluding handhelds. Comparing it to release dates on Wikipedia I've figured that at the...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 09


As any true bro knows, there's trouble in brorum paradise. I'm sure you've seen the comics and micro-games. If you haven't, go check out the other Forum Adventures blogs. I'm not here to rehash the rivalry, I'm here to show show you how it all ends. Through advanced technology I've been able to divine the aftermath of Gyrael and Gobun's epic struggle. Look below if you feel prepared.   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Mar 16

Niero! Destructoid! Happy Birthday!

Love, ZombiePlatypus Also, cocks.   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Aug 03

Aborto's Ultimate Tag Team Contest: Zombypus Wants That Magnet Edition...

So here goes my entry for Aborto’s Comic-Con swag contest, because I could really use a Deadpool magnet, among other things. Top spot goes to Deadpool. Not only is he my favorite comic character, but he’d really be great...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 05

That One Mook: Blaino

BLAINO Thinking back on the various game bosses that have troubled me a handful immediately sprung to mind, but only one really stood out, Blaino. He may not be the best choice for this particular subject since he's not ...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Feb 02

10 things that should've been posted yesterday...

I wasn't at my house for the majority of yesterday, and as such my internet time was greatly limited. Anyways, I figured that I didn't want to be the only one on Dtoid without one of these, so here goes. 1 I was born in a su...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jul 11

The Fabled Master Chief?

So with the official announcement of the Fable 2 Pub Games and the limited edition set and all that I started perusing the Lionhead site again. There in the forums I found a link to a fan news site called "loinhead", and the ...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jun 27

Over Nine Thousaaaand...

Yep, I'm getting in on it... So, what say you?   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jun 12

The Start of the Affair: The Christmas of 19XX

I really can’t say with 100% certainty what my first game was, though like the good Reverend and many others I had much fun early on stomping goombas and zapping ducks with the Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt combo cartridge....   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jun 01

ZombiePlatypus VS. Splatterhouse: Still Trying to Educate Myself

I downloaded the Virtual Console port of Splatterhouse the day it was available, played it for a bit and didn’t get too far before starting up something else and more or less forgetting about it completely. I came back t...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 30

Can't get you out of my mind...

Crackdown tried to ruin GTA for me. It hasn’t worked, but as I played Rockstar’s latest epic last night I couldn’t help but think of Crackdown. The first thing that got me was the blocking of the bridge. I couldn’t drive th...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 28

A Legitimate Gaming Pleasure (No Guilt Here): Being a Dick

So I was going to do this as a Gaming’s Guilty Pleasures C-blog, I’d actually been planning it for a week and a half or so. Then as I was typing this up I realized this wouldn’t fit the theme. This isn’t a “guilty” pleasure f...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 17

Kid Icarus: Cowzilla said Educate Yourself, so I did? Click for Breasts!

Original ad, circa 1986. It’s threat remains unfortunately accurate to this day. I never played Kid Icarus back in the day. None of my friends or myself owned it, and I don’t recall ever seeing it at the video store, so it...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Mar 30

Not my Turning Point gaming rig...

Here goes my non Turning Point rig, a Gateway something-or-other laptop I bought a couple years back when I got my first decent paying job. Just so's ya know, this is my sole computer, nothing else in my pad. What's tha...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Mar 17

Destructoid influences my dreams... True story...

So after spending Friday night and most of Saturday at my youngest brother's adapted hockey tournament, and Sunday afternoon/early evening at my grandfather's 80th brithday party, I got home yesterday and played a bit of Braw...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Mar 09

Not that Zoda... Damn...

So I'm playing Subspace Emissary and at the end of a stage see that I've unlocked a Zoda trophy. I get all kinds of happy, thinking this is Nintendo finally giving a little respect to StarTropics. Mike's not a playable, not a...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Feb 24

Me complaining about complainers....

So I don't play too much Halo 3 anymore. Once or twice a month, and then only when one of my brothers is over or is online and really wants to. Anyways, I understand that it's a known fact that a lot of us that play Halo 3 ar...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jan 28

Je m'appelle ZombiePlatypus. J'aime des cerveaux.

Just kidding, I don't speak French. Yeah... Howdy, I’m ZombiePlatypus, real name = Levi. I’m a 23 year old from Virginia Beach, VA living in Minnesota. I first heard of this place last year through the BomberMan Live stuff a...   0

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