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RANT: Why I Won't Buy The XBOX ONE, And Neither Should You

Okay, first, a bit of reference material. Now, when Microsoft announced that there would be no backwards compatibility on the XBOX One from purchases made on the XBLA Marketplace or 360 me...   more



Please don't tone down Shadow Warrior

Yesterday it was revealed that  developer Flying Wild Hog is  of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th...   more



Fanart Flops: Sonic walks with Christ, do you? (NSFW)

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the blog that insists fanart is one word no matter what spell check says. For those not in the know Fanart Flops is a collection of the oddest and most confusing videogam...   more



Dtoid Ads Could Use Some Goddamn Commas

Hilarious shit I've found here on this site today: WARNING: ONCE YOU'RE INSIDE YOUR FRIENDS WON'T BE SEEING MUCH OF YOU! ...sounds way dirtier and truer to the "18+ Game" vibe than... ONCE Y...   more

Dtoid Ads Could Use Some Goddamn Commas


Triple R Theater: Autobahn Polizei

If you're like me, you're just sick and tired of reading all these reviews about boring, games that come out practically every day. You ask yourself, where are the reviews I care about? Well ...   more

Triple R Theater: Autobahn Polizei


The sound of many hands fapping...

... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of...   more



How Bioshock: Infinite Showed Me What Kind Of Man I Am

A videogame can teach you things. Not things like moves, or tactics, or any of the usual things you learn when you play a game. No, every once in a while, a game can do something special that...   more

How Bioshock: Infinite Showed Me What Kind Of Man I Am


Deal with it.

Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outrigh...   more



I think I'm going to be defiant!

I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the...   more



AMAAIAYA (Ask Me Anything And I'll Answer Your Ask)

I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them!   more



[NVGR] Some pictures of my kids for you to d'awww over

I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur...   more



Occam Thoughts: Four Years

April 1st, that special day in which Destructoid falls under the spell of the blood moon and transforms into the Foolish April Beast. It's a day I look forward to every year, not only for what t...   more



Just call me Farmer Elsa!

I never did play Demon Souls... even though I normally love WRPG styled games. I heard it was difficult, as in brutally difficult and when I want to have my ass kicked, I generally load up an on...   more



Occams Thoughts: Art Books

I’ve always been a picture guy. I’m a visual learner almost to a fault (math is hard) and the way I recall memories is by shuffling through pictures in my head until I find the one I am trying t...   more



Me and my digitial dick...

I've been a gamer since I was a nameless, genderless, adventurer in games like Zork and Myst. I then moved on to the Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dales series of games and I alwa...   more



Damsel in Distress....

I know that Anita Sarkeesian's "Damsel in Distress" initial video of her examination of Tropes vs Women in Video games is due to drop tomorrow, so I wanted to get some of my thoughts out previo...   more



The Polarizing Path of Practice to Perfection - MGR:R

I knew as soon as I fired up the demo for that it would most likely end up being a very polarizing title. First of all, it's , secondly, it's Platinum at its finest, and lastly, it's simply n...   more

The Polarizing Path of Practice to Perfection - MGR:R


Metal Gear Rising (In My Pants) + Impressions

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Metal Gear Rising (In My Pants) + Impressions


7 Demos better than their own game.

There’s been a lot of talk of demos lately since it was suggested at DICE that demos hurt more than they help in terms of sales, to which we all responded smugly and said “Ha, only the rubb...   more



Dear Samit

I get it, dude; there isn't enough sports coverage on Dtoid since you left, and that bothers you. But for the love of god, man: Sincerely, The Dtoid Community   more



Let's celebrate Valentine's Day by hugging each other in Portal 2!

Nothing beats the feeling of a good, strong hug, and hugs better than a Dtoider. (FACT.) I've been the lucky recipient of some of the best hugs of my life from the likes of Occams electric to...   more



Gaming Porn for Women

Last year for Valentine's Day my husband got me a funny little book called " and included really nice pictures of guys saying things like "" or "". It was cute and I thought it would be fun to ...   more



Valentine Gaming For The Chronically Miserable.

So it's Valentines day, that special day when you cuddle up with that special someone and do special things. Maybe you're going out to a nice meal? Seeing a movie? Or perhaps doing something s...   more



Triple R Theater: Valentine Edition

If I know you, you're just sick and tired of reading all these reviews of boring, games that come out practically every day. You ask yourself, where are the reviews care about? Well rest easy ...   more

Triple R Theater: Valentine Edition


It's OK, Aliens fans; Randy Pitchford still loves you!

So what if his last two non- games have ? At least the man's still got love for the Dtoid community!   more



Stupid Rumors (And Red-Hot Hyperbole)

(Note: I'm sorry about the horrible quality of the pictures. I can't figure out how to make them work right, so they're little squares of stuff rather than the horizontal-fill I wanted. Browney...   more

Stupid Rumors (And Red-Hot Hyperbole)


Sex: No. No no no no no no nonononononono. NO.

If you can’t do sex right, don’t do it at all. That’s why I don’t do sex, and that’s why developers shouldn’t either. I’m no prude, sex is a natural part of life and an unavoidable storytelling...   more



The Big Bang Theory’s Greatest Game Moments.

Finally, we’ve received the social acceptance we’ve strived so hard for. For years we were the victim of bullying and mean spirited jokes but finally, finally, nerds and gamers are no longer s...   more



A MODest announcement

Greetings, fellow Destructoid traveler! I come bearing exciting news! In an effort to cut down on spammers in the comments section, we've promoted several Dtoid community members to "mod" stat...   more



Who wants to interview the artist for Dead Space: Liberation?!

I have the opportunity to interview Christopher Shy, the illustrator of the upcoming prequel graphic novel . Why am I telling you this? Well, I thought it might be fun to let the Dtoid communi...   more






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