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Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



2007 was a good year for the ladies

Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of . . I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the . Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago.   more



Is Wii U's Touch Screen Controller a Red Herring Hiding a Deeper Strategy?

A couple of weeks ago in a comment thread a discussion arose about how Windows XP users and the HD twins are are holding back gaming development. At the time I thought it was a foolish idea but...   more



The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!

Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ...   more



Bastion and the value of intelligent difficulty (also hi)

Who's ready for a shortblog on Bastion and a bit of a fireside chat? I hope you are! Let me start with the chat part. The big theme? How's everyone doing? To be honest, life has been absolutel...   more



COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 2011 Predictions!

In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMA...   more



Threat Level Jerkface: How to Survive a Douchepocalypse

Today was what we might refer to as a "hot mess." Normally, we'll see a spam blog or two per day, and maybe a harmless failblog or two. Today, it was a perfect storm of fail. The fails piled u...   more



C blog cheat codes: Getting your opinion on the front page

Hey community writer people types! It’s time for another C blog cheat codes post. Looking to get some awesome writing done? Here’s a great place to look for that little bump that’ll get your wr...   more



How to donate to the Jonathan Holmes burglary fund

Hey everyone. We've received a few requests recently from people who wanted to donate something to Jonathan Holmes after hearing that his place had been broken in to and a bunch of awesome stuff...   more



Interviewing the interviewer: A silly chat with LawofThermalDynamics

Why the hell would someone want to interview a bunch of people all the time? Yeah, stupid question, but it's that question that led me here today to present this interview to you, which is pret...   more



What's your favorite PC game?

Alienware has a cool community opportunity coming up for all of you -- something E3 related, if that gives you a good hint. So, how do you get involved? Great question. If you want to be a par...   more



C Blog cheat codes: How to do your first post

While your first blog at Destructoid isn’t the best, most important blog you’ll ever write here, it’s close. A good first impression is key with the community here; take it from someone who did...   more



State of the Cblogs Address from the new Big Boss

In the interest of your time and to save some tl;drs, I’ll start off today with a summary: I’m Andrew Kauz, and I’m your new Cblog Commander, Blog Boss, or whatever you want to call me. In any ...   more



Oshawott is a rock star

Video taken at the Pokémon Black/White launch party in London. . Not been here since 2009. Is weird.   more



Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're...   more



Groundhog Day: Rock Cell Radio

It’s kind of hard for me to really pick one game for this. As someone who was raised up squeezing every last minute out of a game because you never knew when you’d get another, I’ve cherished q...   more



The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA...   more



Teh Bias: They Don’t Make’em Like They Used to Anymore

Since the theme for this monthly musing was announced I’ve been thinking long and hard about the possible bias in gaming I could have (if any really, it's me we're talking about after all) and ...   more

Teh Bias: They Don’t Make’em Like They Used to Anymore


Adopt Xzyliac for PAX Please

So last year I gave this a shot and no one adopted me. Probably because I was new and no one cared. Then at PAX East I gave this a shot and no one adopted me. Probably because it's the East coa...   more



A couple of dudes Skype during E3; these are the recordings

So this E3 was a lil' different for me. Usually my E3s are a somewhat lonely affair seeing as I'm the only person I know within a 100 mile radius who cares. So I watch the conferences and join ...   more



Sympathy for the devil: A few words for the oppressed fanboy race...

Much like being a gangsta, or being Mexican, it’s a hard life to lead being a fanboy. Spreading the truth when few want to hear it, preaching the gospel when so many intolerant and angry people...   more



33 Random Songs for Rock Band 3

This is gonna be quick (sorta). The EA conference is in 4 hours and in 4 hours this blog becomes irrelevant. Let's go! ---------------------------------------- Alternative 1996 Odelay ...   more



Fanboy Rage! [shortblog]

Is what we're gonna see once PS3 fanboys get a whiff of this XD Seriously now, i think companies should invest a wee bit more of budget in the QA department, cuz this gen embarrassing screw up...   more

Fanboy Rage! [shortblog]


ALERT! COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 Predictions

Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read the post right ). I wanted to se...   more



A swag story in pictures: The Revenge of Atari

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dTunes: Dread Pirate Stefan Turnbull's Day of Reckoning

Yeeeaaargh! Oh, hello there, fellow scurvy ridden readers and delectable wenches! Dread Pirate Stefan Turnbull here and I claim this near-derelict blog in the name of...er...Dread Pirate Ste...   more

dTunes: Dread Pirate Stefan Turnbull's Day of Reckoning


The Myth Of Innovation

Gamers are a passionate people. Like any fandom we follow our passion of choice with vigor and loyalty. We want the best for her. We are diverse, we are everchanging and as time goes on we are ...   more



I was going to kill myself today...

But then I saw this. Thank you . I now have reason to live. If I don't guest Sega Addicts this week for this bitches are gonna die.   more

I was going to kill myself today...


Chocolate/Vanilla Vanilla/Chocolate: To RonBurgandy2010 With Love Edition

A while back (on my birthday no less) my good friend RonBurgandy2010 demanded I make a new mash-up blog. Well...here ya go. The Bangles vs. The Cure Let's start things off smooth shall we?...   more

Chocolate/Vanilla Vanilla/Chocolate: To RonBurgandy2010 With Love Edition


Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose: A PAX East Blog

Yes, I'm using a football-related quote for my PAX East blog. But, at plenty of people have said in the past, it's extremely difficult to put your first PAX experience into words. At the same t...   more






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