Sadistic Fuckers
Looking back at the 7+ years that this generation of video-game titles have brought us, I can easily say that this one could possibly be the most memorable in my opinion. A lot of highly unique ... more
Looking back at the 7+ years that this generation of video-game titles have brought us, I can easily say that this one could possibly be the most memorable in my opinion. A lot of highly unique ... more
They just appeal to me with their sparkly figures and dynamite physiques. Ask me questions about it or something. more
So. In short, Cliff Blizenski, creator of Jazz Jackrabbit and Gears of War (two games I love.), made a comment regarding a blog and it's relevancy. Now, you people know me: I'm a very snarky... more
I'm writing this as I play more of a few old kart racers. Kart racers have been my bigger fancy of racing titles, because I love the arcade-y approach, skill 'balancing'. (I love rubber-band A.... more
Woo. First blog of 2013. Are you people excited? No. Why would you be? This isn't your post or anything, it's mine. A post that will most likely be full of immaturity and swearing, like I w... more
Holy shit, I think 2012 will be the first year in which I was utterly devoted into downloadable titles and new IPs. I was looking back at my recent purchases, and over $300-$400 in fundings was ... more
I'm not writing this as a focus on the last episode, but an overview on the choices that I made along the way to the end. About an hour ago when writing this, I had just finished up Telltal... more
So, on this faithful november morning, it is our Community Manager and convicted chronic masturbator Andy 'Mr. Andy 'M. Randy."Boner Maestro"'' Dixon's birthday. This guy is awesome. A perfec... more
(*= Every important one, obviously.) Oh hey there. How are you? How was your day? Did you take the garbage out? If you didn't, you aren't allowed to play the Xbox today. Go to your room, sp... more
Hey there, Joe Jack! Well, I see you just left from your everyday department store with what appears to be a television set! 72 inches and running at a resolution of 1080p and with other neat bl... more
So. I’m Silky. I play videogames. I like videogames. Everyone on Destructoid likes videogames. There are a few Dtoiders that play too many videogames, and add on to a backlog of games they’v... more
Hey. I'm going to write a log for you people in the span of...13 minutes? Yes, let's go with that. It's been awhile since I've given a recent update in terms of my blogs, so here's something t... more
Apparently 2012 has been a rather high boiling point for Video Games. From what I’ve seen, it’s been just been a backlash at once respected devs to now be demoralized as trash. I have some th... more
Rayman Origins. GOTY 2011, obviously. It does everything right, which makes it a perfect game in every way and form. So, Ubisoft Montepiller are just in their offices, with Michel Ancel sitt... more
I bought Gotham City Impostors on Saturday. It’s safe to say that it isn’t the first time I've experienced the shooter at all. I’ve played the beta extensively for sometime, enjoying every aspe... more
God, do I love Rayman Origins. I just, really, really love it so fucking much. Obvious Game of the Year 2011, and if anyone says otherwise...well, that’s cool. You obviously haven’t played Ray... more
Oh hey. Been a while, huh? What was that last blog I wrote? The whole, “I am the Worst Gamer in the World” thing? Cool. Anyway, it’s 2012. I did things. Pretty cool things. Pretty stressf... more
Well, I kinda don’t like Devil May Cry 3. Persona is just a shit game to me, and I would much rather play a generic First Person Shooter than some niche JRPG or art game. I still support devel... more
Woah, it’s been a while since I wrote another one of these. Mainly because from the last submission to this one, nothing really happened in particular that seemed to wow me or you might think... more
I grew up as one of those people who were always a generation back when it came to videogames. When everyone had their 360s and PS3s, I was stuck with a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube, and a low end PC. I... more
On a saturday afternoon, I grumpily walked off to Gamestop to return that SDTV hating piece of shit known as . The clerk let me choose another game at the same value. Nothing at the wall of use... more
The Street Fighter Alpha series was a resurgence of characters from Capcom USA's "Final Fight". Throughout the series, main characters Cody, Maki and Guy, along with villain Sodom, were given ne... more
(for the record, on every friday i'll be working on blogs documentating my progress on learning photoshop, so feel free to failblog this, o mighty c-blog gods!) more
In my 2009 summer, I was usually met with the typical “no online for the entire summer, go finish all of your single player games.” I was cool with it, and I got on to finally beating Blast Corp... more
Improvements: Johnathan Ross, Dtoid Mobile, and Vidjas. Hey, Destructoid. I love you. You know I do, right? But for some weird reason, I’m assuming you took a handful of angel dust and went on... more
[I]One day, a bored Epic-Kx was just finishing up his last match of Marvel vs Capcom 3. He grew tired of using the Mango Sentinel to destroy his foes, so he went to the area where he dreaded. H... more
I have a really huge distaste for the government, police officers and whatnot. I'm not going to bore you with those beliefs, but rather I would like to express my voice about them in video-games... more
Yup, it's that time of the week again. It's Destructoid's Friday Night Fights! The only community sesh as as a Power Glove (and I mean that in a good way). So, the theme is "Bleach." Not the... more
Hats. The very name mentioned in the TF2 universe sends players in annoyance and joy. The roster of hats available on Mann Co. and other special hats found in other games is staggering. But th... more