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Johnny Luchador . Aug 26

Pax Avatar: Adopt Me Please n shit rad.

UPDATE: Here is a VIDEO PLEAING to ADOPT ME, I hope you guys enjoy it. Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Destructoids resident Luchador and's son of Jon Carnage and Rick Fuller. I'm not going to PAX. Why am I not going to P...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Jul 30

TO San Francisco...with Johnny Luchador. A Picture Journey

I went to San Fransisco the other day. You may be asking, "why did you go to such a place?" Honestly, I have no clue, I just wanted to run around like an idiot, and I accomplished this. For a full catalog of the adventure you...   0

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Johnny Luchador . May 23

Lucha's Thoughts: Xbox One/Ps4

Greetings shitbirds, So all I've heard this week is, XBOX One, Xbox One, no Games, yadda yadda, It looks like a VCR, omg, I don't like TV, PS4 is better, PS4 gets my money, bitch bitch bitch. So Papa Lucha decided to educate ...   0

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Johnny Luchador . May 02

Contest: Internets Next Top Streamer, Boglin King Edition

Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Host of the Super Fantastic Video Game Rad Show: Get THere! I've been a caster on for like god, since the beginning. I was forged from the Mysterious Jon Carnages' gooch. Never the less, I've...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 01

Merican Dream

Dtoid makin dat wheel barrels of money son. Twerk on wit y0 crazy selves.   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 01

Review: GTA V

I got my hands on a copy of GTA V from my friend of a friend of a friends dad who works at Rockstar. So as your favorite Luchador, I decided to review it for you guys. This game follows the mishaps and adventures of three b...   0

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Jim Sterling . Apr 01

Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   0

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Johnny Luchador . Mar 13

Review: Arma III from the Heart of a Luchador

To start, this is all Spencer Hayes' Fault. He was all like," y0 lucha,when you gonna do another review?" and I was like, "shit son, I've been busy twerkin dem mean streets of East Compton KY, but shit since you're so badly...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Jun 29

Dtoid Live on WWE Smackdown Son. Ooo Wee

Hey Peeps, Johnny Luchador of here. So I had the opportunity to head to WWE Smackdown in Evansville on Syfy. To live up to the previous invasion by community member Suff0cat back in 2008, I made it a goal that at on...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Jan 06

review: Katawa Shoujo..its not Gojo and my hands are still dirty

So you may be wondering, just where the hell has Johnny Luchador been? Where have the posts vanished off to? Well I've been busy being a Grown Ass Man, busy Streaming on the Destructoid Twitch channel, and well, wrestling sma...   0

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Becca Roberts . Oct 13

What's going on? I don't even....

Well hello there! If you havenít already heard the news, or read Beccyís blog then let me tell you a juicy bit of European flavored gossip: As of the 1st of November, Hollie Bennet is leaving Destructoid :í( to work at Namc...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Aug 29


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Becca Roberts . Aug 24

Sometimes I get distracted...

Recently Iíve been finding it hard to concentrate on writing. Iím attempting to write a masters thesis and my mind easily wanders to other, more fun things. I have restricted the amount of time I spend playing games due to fe...   0

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Becca Roberts . Aug 06

The New Face of Studio Ghibli?

As an avid Studio Ghibli admirer, I eagerly await new releases, longing to be thrown into beautifully strange worlds with enchanting storylines. But as cherished director Hayao Miyazaki seems to be stepping back from the prod...   0

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Patricia Hernandez . Jun 29

Meet the Intern

An introduction to the wide-eyed hopeful who gets off on yellow dresses and Rice-A-Roni! Hmm, should this be called 'Haze the Intern'? Hello, Destructoid community. The name's Patricia Hernandez, also known as ashpanic in va...   0

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Johnny Luchador . May 16

Don't Steal My Ideas..okay you can but just give me a few dollars

As creative as an imagination as I've had for years, I always tend to say, I'm so gonna do this, but then I get side tracked and end up not doing something and then some jackass goes and does what I said I was gonna do before...   0

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Johnny Luchador . May 04

The Anatomy of A Jar of Pickles: Written by Johnny Best Selling Author x 4

A little different than a normal Johnny Luchador Lunch Time Review Special for $4.99, but since its been a dry week for "stellar" games to review, we're gonna change things up a little bit. Today I review those who Judge a Ga...   0

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Becca Roberts . May 01

My first year of Dtoid...

I canít believe itís been over a year since my previous and only blog post. I thought it would be appropriate however, to reflect on the year Iíve had with the lovely people at Dtoid UK (& Europe) before continuing to possibl...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 19

Review: Mortal Kombat, Test your Might Edition

As soon as I got my hands on this, the amazingly bad theme song from Mortal Kombat the movie began playing in my head. It brought back memories of my youth when I'd be drug to Walmart with my mother, as I would break free as ...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 15

Review: Yoostar 2, the game that doesn't let you be creative

As once a person who was in the spotlight on stages across the US, after being off the music circuit for over a year, you miss the "performance" more than anything. It's an addiction like no other. So for some odd Reason, I d...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 07

Review: Deadly Towers, the game that no Towers were Harmed in the making

Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I didn't really see anything worth playing and reviewing this week that was of our current Generation. At first I dug around my collection of Tiger Hand Held games. After hours of trying to get ...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Mar 29

Review: WWE All Stars, Tony Schiavone edition

I have to say, before you play this game you need to do this step by step procedure 1) go rent The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior and view it 2) Eat your Vitamins, say your prayers, stay in school, don't do drugs (a...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Mar 22

Review: Crysis 2 "the Syfy Channel Original Movie game"

Hi my name is Crysis, I was this PC game that you had to spend like a bagillion Chuck E Cheese tokens, to get enough tickets to buy a PC to run it. But then the gods of Showbiz Pizza decided to give the middle man a break a...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Mar 17

Review : Homefront the Awesome Review yeah.

So I just got done with my adventure with Homefront not to be confused with Homeward Bound: The incredible Journey, which I thought this was what this game was based off of, but there were no dogs or cats trying to find their...   0

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Jim Sterling . Mar 03

Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

Jim S. It's like Japanese dick girls Jim S. Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're a greedy fucker O...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Jan 30

A Review: Two Worlds 2

As a gamer, everyone has their types of games they enjoy. Some like puzzle games, rpgs, action, fps, sports, fighting, etc. I'm really kind of open ended, but I prefer open world wrestling fps racing kangaroos. You don't get ...   0

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Jim Sterling . Sep 12

The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PAX Prime! Last week was my firs...   0

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Becca Roberts . Apr 24

E for Effort: I Get Scared

Before I start let me introduce myself, I am currently in my final year of university studying music, and I have written my dissertation on how music in survival horror video games is able to arouse a sense of fear in its pla...   0

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Jim Sterling . Mar 24

Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming

To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII review and the hate campaign ins...   0

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Jim Sterling . Mar 18

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly such a pain in the arse these...   0

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