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Greetings shitbirds, So all I've heard this week is, XBOX One, Xbox One, no Games, yadda yadda, It looks like a VCR, omg, I don't like TV, PS4 is better, PS4 gets my money, bitch bitch bitch. So ... more
Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Host of the Super Fantastic Video Game Rad Show: Get THere! I've been a caster on Dtoid.tv for like god, since the beginning. I was forged from the Mysterious Jon Carnage... more
http://youtu.be/lbUtp_dd2Sk Dtoid makin dat wheel barrels of money son. Twerk on wit y0 crazy selves. more
I got my hands on a copy of GTA V from my friend of a friend of a friends dad who works at Rockstar. So as your favorite Luchador, I decided to review it for you guys. This game follows the mis... more
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To start, this is all Spencer Hayes' Fault. He was all like," y0 lucha,when you gonna do another review?" and I was like, "shit son, I've been busy twerkin dem mean streets of East Compton KY, ... more
Hey Peeps, Johnny Luchador of Dtoid.tv here. So I had the opportunity to head to WWE Smackdown in Evansville on Syfy. To live up to the previous invasion by community member Suff0cat back in 200... more
So you may be wondering, just where the hell has Johnny Luchador been? Where have the posts vanished off to? Well I've been busy being a Grown Ass Man, busy Streaming on the Destructoid Twitch ch... more
If you haven’t already heard the news, or read Beccy’s blog then let me tell you a juicy bit of European flavored gossip: As of the 1st of November, :’( to work at Namco Bandai and she is lea... more
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Recently I’ve been finding it hard to concentrate on writing. I’m attempting to write a masters thesis and my mind easily wanders to other, more fun things. I have restricted the amount of time I... more
As an avid Studio Ghibli admirer, I eagerly await new releases, longing to be thrown into beautifully strange worlds with enchanting storylines. But as cherished director Hayao Miyazaki seems to ... more
An introduction to the wide-eyed hopeful who gets off on yellow dresses and Rice-A-Roni! Hmm, should this be called 'Haze the Intern'? Hello, Destructoid community. The name's Patricia Hernandez... more
As creative as an imagination as I've had for years, I always tend to say, I'm so gonna do this, but then I get side tracked and end up not doing something and then some jackass goes and does wha... more
A little different than a normal Johnny Luchador Lunch Time Review Special for $4.99, but since its been a dry week for "stellar" games to review, we're gonna change things up a little bit. Today... more
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since my previous blog post. I thought it would be appropriate however, to reflect on the year I’ve had with the lovely people at Dtoid UK (& Europe) before... more
As soon as I got my hands on this, the amazingly bad theme song from Mortal Kombat the movie began playing in my head. It brought back memories of my youth when I'd be drug to Walmart with my mot... more
As once a person who was in the spotlight on stages across the US, after being off the music circuit for over a year, you miss the "performance" more than anything. It's an addiction like no othe... more
Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I didn't really see anything worth playing and reviewing this week that was of our current Generation. At first I dug around my collection of Tiger Hand Held games.... more
I have to say, before you play this game you need to do this step by step procedure 1) go rent The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior and view it 2) Eat your Vitamins, say your prayers, sta... more
Hi my name is Crysis, I was this PC game that you had to spend like a bagillion Chuck E Cheese tokens, to get enough tickets to buy a PC to run it. But then the gods of Showbiz Pizza decided to... more
So I just got done with my adventure with Homefront not to be confused with Homeward Bound: The incredible Journey, which I thought this was what this game was based off of, but there were no dog... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
As a gamer, everyone has their types of games they enjoy. Some like puzzle games, rpgs, action, fps, sports, fighting, etc. I'm really kind of open ended, but I prefer open world wrestling fps ra... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
Before I start let me introduce myself, I am currently in my final year of university studying music, and I have written my dissertation on how music in survival horror video games is able to aro... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
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