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Pretend Destructoid Is An Early 2000s Anime Shrine and 'Adopt' Brittany for PAX

Hello, darlings! It's Thursday night, and I'm sitting at the day job. Most of the staff will be living it up at PAX this weekend, possibly meeting up with some of you lovely people. But I'm go...   more



Life Goals, by Kyle MacGregor [NVGR]

graces us with yet another original from his 2014 collection. This particular work depicts the subject (me) at E3 2015, having possibly shunned Destructoid for "greener pastures." This relates...   more



Reviews Aren't Law And You Can Actually Make Your Own Decisions

Let's work through an imaginary exercise. I'm Gamer A, and Iím tired of all the games that I have. My friends havenít picked up anything good enough for me to leech off of them, Iím in the mark...   more



Colors of Defeat: My Personal Elementary Talent Show Hell [NVGR]

I like to sing, even though I can't do it very well. But apparently my thirteen-year-old self thought I did a stupendous job, as evidenced by this personal narrative written in middle school. I...   more



My Pre-E3 Breather Blog, or Breather? I Hardly Knew Her!

Wow. I can't believe it's already time yet again for another E3. It seems like all I've done over the past few months is run around like a cucco with its head cut off. I felt like taking a fe...   more

My Pre-E3 Breather Blog, or Breather? I Hardly Knew Her!


Brittany Digs Shovelware: My Boyfriend

I've decided to revive my blog series formerly known as "Rampancy Plays A Crappy Game" from back in my early days as a Destructoid community member in 2009. Things were different then. I ran wi...   more



Brittany's The Tester Audition Song, Or How I Butchered "Snake Eater"

RMp9zFVQBGU When I was applying to go on The Tester, as referenced in my , I tried to make myself stand out in any way possible. The best way to do that, I thought, was to sing off-key deliberat...   more



Ten RAD AS HAYLE things you didn't know about Brittany, part two

Hey there, space cats! Part two of my "ten things you didn't know" list begins now. If you missed the first half,†. Kept you waiting, huh? Excuse me while I smoke like a chimney and put on an e...   more



Ten RAD AS HAYLE things you didn't know about Brittany, part one

Hola, bounty hunters! I've been spewing words all over the FP for about a month or so now, and while I made an introductory blog a while back as well as a celebratory first forum post, I think ...   more



Thought I Was Hot, Guess What! I'm Not: Hellooooo, Destructoid!

Hey there, space cats! Welcome to Brittany's Swingin' Report Show! You may have seen my tentacles slithering into the various crevices of Destructoid, spreading creep and spawning Overlords to ...   more



Where did Destructoid go?

Not sure if things work as they once did here on Dtoid. Jim Sterling has left to work at The Escapist. I'm quite certain my very first blog here was me being a dick about how Escapist allows it's...   more

Where did Destructoid go?


New Daily Runs of Spelunky, Nuclear Throne, and Risk of Rain

UOOhepOR7rk This week, I've started posting daily runs of some of my favorite procedurally generated games to my YouTube channel. Today had a rough start to the morning, with a little bit of disa...   more



How I got my mom to game: Adventure Inlay

My dad's a gamer. He's just naturally into them. We bought Mike Tyson's Punch out back in 1988 and I soon learned that I could not stand next to him while he was playing or I'd get a right hook t...   more



Meanwhile at Dtoid HQ: New videos coming your way

You want more video? We're doing more video! Here is just a sneak peek of some of the experiments going on in the lab at Dtoid HQ. We're experimenting with different ways we can cover the news an...   more



Exclusive Call of Duty: Ghost plot spoiler

Hi, Matthew Razak here (for those who don't remember Cowzilla3). I've come over to Destructoid from for this post to use my film expertise to let you know some important information: Don't g...   more

Exclusive Call of Duty: Ghost plot spoiler


Rip off your dicks: There's a new Community Blogs editing tool

Earlier this week a community member asked why we didn't have a visual editor option. Its 2013, we really should have one. So I dropped what I was doing and installed one. If you prefer slingi...   more



When you see it you'll fap bricks

In pursuit of and most popular comments, I've redesigned the faps button to be a heart. I've also added an easter egg that appears one in 169 times when the number 16 is selected at random. ...   more



Suggestions for the new Upvote button label?

The people have spoken and I have made it so. Until we come up with something cool I just removed the word like altogether. There's a little thumb icon in its place. We'll come back to ...   more



Hamza is too busy to be kicked in the face while reading email

http://youtu.be/JLmF4rYsLIQ Like most guys in the gaming industry I sit at my desk all day, which apparently , so I try to get up every few minutes and do some exercise. We hung a chin-up bar in...   more



The Playstation Store sucks balls.

I've stated before that as a father of three, I have levels of patience and tolerance that normal people without children ( or superpowers ) do not possess. Meaning that I usually let things sl...   more



How to make a grilled cheese sandwich

1. Grab a fist full of butter 2. Crank the stove to 11 3. Set the Blue Oyster Cult on repeat 4. Wipe your hands on bread 5. KNIFE THE CHEESE AND SET IT ON FIRE 6. Remove the helmet and enjoy   more



Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)

http://youtu.be/A4HJVxG2zyo Finally, I get Dale to do a Snacktaku while senior engineer James reviews 3DS Bass Fishing game. They were baked by GameTrailers' artisan chef and producer Jeremy Hof...   more

Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)


Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games

Atlus stopped by today to show Dale some new games, but more importantly John Hardin brought us Choco Tacos and Tecate. Best. Job. Ever.   more

Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games


P4A: Be Happy You're Even Getting It

What with all this buzz and hype surrounding the new Gears and Walking Dead games coming out, you might have missed the news circulating about finally getting a maybe solid release date in Eur...   more

P4A: Be Happy You're Even Getting It


Drakengard 3 is coming to the PlayStation 3

According to Siliconera, not only has Square Enix announced a sequel to Cavia's series in the latest Famitsu, but Square has also announced that they will be bringing back certain key team me...   more

Drakengard 3 is coming to the PlayStation 3


Love: Megami Tensei

If there's one thing I love, it's the Persona series. But if there's another thing I love, it's the rest of the Megami Tensei series. Granted, my experience with the series is a pretty big blan...   more

Love: Megami Tensei


My Back-Log is Trying to Kill Me

So I've made it something of a pet project to write about lesser known or somewhat obscure games that are fun enough to be worth tracking down. And in my near constant search for good older and...   more

My Back-Log is Trying to Kill Me


Behind the Voice: Karen Strassman Part 3

Welcome to part three of this epic trilogy. we looked at a bunch of Atlus games and I talked probably for too long about Sengoku Basara. It was bunches of fun. Anyway, let's get right back into ...   more

Behind the Voice: Karen Strassman Part 3


Behind the Voice: Karen Strassman Part 2

Welcome to part two, the dark middle chapter of this exciting list of vaguely related video games. Last time I said nice things about two separate Konami games and even a David Cage game, so this...   more

Behind the Voice: Karen Strassman Part 2





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