Video games are broken.
So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at... more
So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at... more
It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidia... more
It is now well known that Nintendo will be showing off their next console this year at E3. There has been a lot of rumors and speculations swirling around the new device and no one really knows... more
Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch! more
FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. ... more
Girl Cammy- You know, I really don’t want to come off that this line is acceptable by any means whatsoever. It’s this thong that set off a fire of remarks in total disregards to all the points... more
It’s no wonder that oranges have been taking their aim off the nonsense Fruit Salad market when apple shows up to the tree front. I personally don’t own a fruit grove but my brother does. After... more
I've seen a lot of hate and fear and misgivings being thrown around due to this "news" article that I skimmed through and read the first five or six comments of but then it reminded me of comme... more
Well it's that time again. It's time to once again celebrate a friend's birthday the only way I know how. This is our birthday boy in case you've never met/seen him. Cat is a big fan of th... more
Yes, I lost my mind and bought the super retarded expensive edition of God of War 3. Don't follow my actions, it's not worth the monies. Enjoy the video my lovely community! more
Wow. Four years old, bigger than I'd ever imagined, and still rolling. Congrats, Dtoid, you deserve it. Three years ago, if you'd told me that I'd still be contributing, hell, if you'd told m... more
I'm delaying my blog about Bratz Horse Challenge's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. That one reviewer, the fat one I don't particularl... more
This is a combination of playing to many video games until 6 in the morning, Monster Energy drink, and being on a diet. I have no idea what that has to do with anything but watch the video an... more
Bioshock 2. No controller support on PC. You tards say that PC gamers should stop whining and use KB+M. I'll tell you why you're a fuckshitcock. Ok, this is a . ...wait, what was I bitc... more
Hello one and all to Kryptinite's new and improved Game Room 2.0! As you can easily tell through the magic of I have made a few upgrades in life in the past year. I recently got married which... more
Jim "Burrito" Sterling has a secret. A secret that he's tried for years to hide, be it behind his wife, his country, or his PS3. Because the PS3 is big and black. But to this I say, no more! N... more
Hello my friends and fellow deviants. I know I haven't posted on here in a LOOOOONNNG time but I realized that my little traditional T&A birthday blog should still continue, even if I don't blog... more
So I started this blog. Happy New Years and things, bitches. more
I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever... more
With the end of the year fast approaching, and with all the good games to come out this year out, I thought I'd tell you about some great games that you may have missed, be it due to ignorance ab... more
As reported earlier today on , Medal of Honor is "rebooting" it's series in the modern day and throwing off the shackles of fighting a war in the past. Because present day wars are cool AND top... more
So, stuck at home for thanksgiving with nothing to do and a broken cellphone so I couldn't call any friends, I decided to check out Steam. I'm smarter than I look. I found the THQ complete pack... more
This article is not calling people out or saying that people who deal with games on a daily basis lost that "night before Christmas" feeling, I genuinely want to know. This is a question tha... more
Because the game is the fucking TITS. Really, all I need to tell you is that it's a excellently well-done combination of Mass Effect and Crackdown. Throw in dashes of Fallout, System Shock and... more
no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, textur... more
I finally beat the first one three days ago. then my dude hooked me up with this more
I just made a little poopie. more