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Nov 08 // Kryptinite

We Used to Get Silly

The Day of Reckoning is coming...
May 16 // BahamutZero

Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. ahem huskyhog I may have, at one point, brush...
Jan 05 // blehman

Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art

It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidiary of major market seller "I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo These Cheeseburgers Man" INC, that this game will be released and on the market before they realize that jesus christ these books sucked.
Jun 02 // Kryptinite

E3 Approaches: Nintendo gives you what you want

It is now well known that Nintendo will be showing off their next console this year at E3. There has been a lot of rumors and speculations swirling around the new device and no one really knows exactly what the device will ...
Mar 04 // blehman

Never forget

Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch!
Nov 22 // blehman

Video Games As Art

Deal with it.
Aug 23 // BahamutZero

To view complete rant please enter code found in your gamebox

FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. This content is already on the...
May 20 // blehman

I Have Countless Experiments and Book That I... Dat Ass...

Girl Cammy- You know, I really donít want to come off that this line is acceptable by any means whatsoever. Itís this thong that set off a fire of remarks in total disregards to all the points I was trying to make in my la...
May 12 // blehman

APPLE: Enemy of the FUTURE

Itís no wonder that oranges have been taking their aim off the nonsense Fruit Salad market when apple shows up to the tree front. I personally donít own a fruit grove but my brother does. After actually eating some apples m...
Apr 29 // blehman

Bungie and Activision Sitting in a Tree

I've seen a lot of hate and fear and misgivings being thrown around due to this "news" article that I skimmed through and read the first five or six comments of but then it reminded me of comments on CNN.com and I poked my ...
Apr 21 // BigPopaGamer

Cataract's T&A Birthday Post (NSFW!!!)

Well it's that time again. It's time to once again celebrate a friend's birthday the only way I know how. This is our birthday boy in case you've never met/seen him. Cat is a big fan of the fighters and is now internet...
Mar 18 // Kryptinite

God of War 3 Ultimate Edition Unboxing Super Long Title Activate

Yes, I lost my mind and bought the super retarded expensive edition of God of War 3. Don't follow my actions, it's not worth the monies. Enjoy the video my lovely community!
Mar 16 // blehman

Happy 4th, Dtoid

You're old now dtoid lol Wow. Four years old, bigger than I'd ever imagined, and still rolling. Congrats, Dtoid, you deserve it. Three years ago, if you'd told me that I'd still be contributing, hell, if you'd told me that...
Mar 12 // blehman

SpiderMon

Am I doing it rite?
Mar 11 // blehman

MY Top Ten Most Hated Destructoid Members heheheh Penis

I'm delaying my blog about Bratz Horse Challenge's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. That one reviewer, the fat one I don't particularly hate him, but I've lost all ...
Mar 05 // Kryptinite

PAX East contest: Blacktoid

This is a combination of playing to many video games until 6 in the morning, Monster Energy drink, and being on a diet. I have no idea what that has to do with anything but watch the video and let me know what you think. ...
Feb 10 // blehman

No, You Listen

Bioshock 2. No controller support on PC. You tards say that PC gamers should stop whining and use KB+M. I'll tell you why you're a fuckshitcock. Ok, this is a GAME FOR A PC. ...wait, what was I bitching about again? Be sure to read the rest of my poorly thought out blogs over on dtoid!
Feb 01 // Kryptinite

Kryptinite's Gaming Setup 2.0: The 2nd Coming

before - my first dinky HDTV Hello one and all to Kryptinite's new and improved Game Room 2.0! As you can easily tell through the magic of photography I have made a few upgrades in life in the past year. I recently got marr...
Feb 01 // blehman

Jim Sterling Blog (a.k.a. Will His Name Alone in a Blog Title Get me Hits?)

James Sterling in his past life as an Anne Rice vampire. Jim "Burrito" Sterling has a secret. A secret that he's tried for years to hide, be it behind his wife, his country, or his PS3. Because the PS3 is big and black. But...
Jan 04 // blehman

God Told Me I Suck...

So I started this blog. Happy New Years and things, bitches.
Dec 09 // BahamutZero

I've found it. I've found the worst game ever made. And it's not even out yet.

I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever made it's still the worst ide...
Dec 09 // blehman

The Best Games You Haven't Played This Year

With the end of the year fast approaching, and with all the good games to come out this year out, I thought I'd tell you about some great games that you may have missed, be it due to ignorance about the title, not going to "t...
Dec 02 // blehman

Medal of Honor: Current Ordeal of Battle 2 Leaked Info

As reported earlier today on Kotaku, Medal of Honor is "rebooting" it's series in the modern day and throwing off the shackles of fighting a war in the past. Because present day wars are cool AND topical. But what are they ...
Nov 28 // BahamutZero

TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY

gratuitous cats awwwww So, stuck at home for thanksgiving with nothing to do and a broken cellphone so I couldn't call any friends, I decided to check out Steam. I'm smarter than I look. I found the THQ complete pack for $49...
Nov 07 // Kryptinite

People in the gaming industry: Is your passion still strong?

Just food for thought. I was bored and this is what came out This article is not calling people out or saying that people who deal with games on a daily basis lost that "night before Christmas" feeling, I genuinely want to...
Oct 19 // BahamutZero

Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.

what I imagine Pachter looks like after he takes off his human clothes Because the game is the fucking TITS. Really, all I need to tell you is that it's a excellently well-done combination of Mass Effect and Crackdown. Thro...
Oct 11 // BahamutZero

Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions

no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, texturing and lighting, but the flui...
Oct 11 // BahamutZero

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I finally beat the first one three days ago. then my dude hooked me up with this

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