Another Anthony Go Bye-Bye Post
Fuck it. I spend a lot of time regretting things. Not super-cool consequential things like bungee jumping or quitting my job or going to France for a year or throwing off societal conventions. D... more
Fuck it. I spend a lot of time regretting things. Not super-cool consequential things like bungee jumping or quitting my job or going to France for a year or throwing off societal conventions. D... more
I just watched The Fifth Element for the first time since I forgot that it existed, and now that I am experienced enough to comprehend its profound artistic achievements, I aim to bring you the... more
I haven’t done this in a while. Still a bit tender. A little unrefined. A game that makes you start writing again is one that you don’t want to fuck up, so bare with me if this sounds a little ... more
Edit: Looks like this came out two days ago, sorry if this is old news. It happened last year with L4D, and now it's happening again this year with another woefully insecure demo for public diss... more
Crash Course is good. Very good. I'd go so far as to say that, with the exception of certain moments in the other campaigns, it is the best versus campaign I've played so far. It combines the b... more
Xbox 360 users can download and play Crash Course right now. For us PC troglodytes, we have to wait till valve feels like giving us the update. So to tide us over, here is a live stream of the ga... more
Riff could be a really shitty game. You might refer to it as completely unremarkable and emotionally paralytic. I wouldn’t even call it a great amount of fun, not compared to the standards that... more
Tonnes of Left 4 Dead 2 footage here, the main one showing off the new nade launcher. Can't honestly see it's purpose in-game but who cares; it's a nade launcher. Maybe it'll be useful for clea... more
A very nice German friend of mind and budding contender with Adam Dork for Loveliest Man Alive has recorded, synced and uploaded the interview with and discussion between Jason Rohrer and Chri... more
What the fuck is this? I’ll tell you. It’s a thing where I trawl IMDB with the intent to link two games together via their themes, names, cast and crew. It’s not meant to be short or direct, it’s... more
It would be naive to assume that this is in-game footage. Aside from the obviously scripted camera, the animation looks a little too smooth, the physics a tad too realistic and the vistas a bit... more
I kinda feel a little self conscious writing this because it seems a bit self-referential, but whatever. I knew the question would come out wrong on Podtoid, so allow me to clarify. The questio... more
I said that Shit be unreal. Right now, Shit be dipping its toe in the waters of real, wearing gold plated armbands of respect and wearing jewel encrusted goggles of some other hip-hop term I’m... more
I don’t like games magazines at all. The price is a major off-put, they are slow - often weeks late with the big news and they are no better written than most online publications. The additiona... more
(I didn't actually want to post it as a separate blog, but the article has gone over 50 comments and my set up doesn't like the Next 50 Comments button) more
Arena Wars is fun, attractive and simple, yet infinitely replayable. Put simply, it’s what Unreal Tournament would be like if it was an RTS. The true depth, however, is something you experience... more
A few weeks ago, I was playing through No Mercy on Expert for what was probably the twelfth time, and I realised I wasn’t having any fun any more. This was probably because I had been burning t... more
. This is the BIGGEST outrage I have ever been burdened with in . Did the moon suddenly jump back a few thousand miles and slow to a crawl in order to acclimatise to the new "Lauren" month? May... more
Beyond Good and Evil has been after several months of delays and speculation. It has had a rough ride. The original was released in Q4 of 2003 to massive and poor sales. If you haven't played ... more
Studies have proven that you are all wanks. But enough about that, let’s talk about something that could help you diminish your wankieness. is an engine-port-mod thing for Doom. I’ve seen a f... more
It does. Trine is a PSN exclusive from the look of it, which means tough luck for me. But I want to post this trailer because the kind of person who frequents Destructoid should like the look of... more
If Left 4 Dead had a soundtrack, that would be the title of the album. I will now provide an argument as to why you should put down your med kit and pop some pills instead. 1. Just think of... more
Games, like life, cheese and Bill Bailey, are things that I will never really understand, but enjoy anyway while I make haphazard, self-centred guesses at why I love them. Well, not so much lif... more
I'm not doing an overly elaborate write up this time, just a brief summery. Mainly because I can't be arsed to get the filler pictures and make them funny. I played Left 4 Dead at Eurogamer a fe... more
Where I live, £1.60 can buy you a small birthday or Christmas card. It can buy you a 250g bar of chocolate, a packet of self tapping screws, or a bus ticket from 1998 when we were living in sen... more
Yes, for those of you who want their journalism them in the in and , we have a story for you. Something that will blow your mind like those sucking machines in Banjo Kazooie. Something that, ... more
We've come a long way over the years, in all conceivable means; from technology to social networks, gaming have evolved. We are smarter, we are more discerning, we play whole new experiences and ... more
I don't do events like this often. Maybe the reasons are the exact list of things I am about to mention, in which case my complaints will seem pitiful and naïve to a more experienced con-goer. Ma... more
I'm going to have to post about this eventually so let's get it over with. Video Games Live was great. It was healthily above that which I expected. There were a few surprises and a few highli... more