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How I got my mom to game: Adventure Inlay

My dad's a gamer. He's just naturally into them. We bought Mike Tyson's Punch out back in 1988 and I soon learned that I could not stand next to him while he was playing or I'd get a right hook t...   more



Hi, I'm the CEO of Destructoid - AMA

Hi. So, uh, what's new? Lot's have changed around here, huh? Like, I'm the CEO of this company now. What the fuck is up with that? What's the best way I can say this? My life has been just bon...   more



We Used to Get Silly

The Day of Reckoning is coming...   more

We Used to Get Silly


YEAH I WAS TOTALLY PAID OFF BY MICROSOFT TO RUN TODAY'S STORIES

God. Normally I don't respond to the fucking stupid comments I see along these lines, but today is the final fucking straw.† Look, I've been working 12+ hour days for about two weeks straight,...   more

YEAH I WAS TOTALLY PAID OFF BY MICROSOFT TO RUN TODAY'S STORIES


Dtoid Sucks Now

Yep, it's another one of those blogs. An old-timer is ranting and raving about things changing and people moving on, blah blah blah. I started coming to Destructoid 6 years ago. That's a long ...   more



Pizza Pulldo - Free Pizza Contest

Pizza Pulldo is our new app for ios devices. It is a twist on the match-3 puzzle genre where you use your matches to fill orders and collect ingredients. You use those ingredients to make your ow...   more

Pizza Pulldo - Free Pizza Contest


Meanwhile at Dtoid HQ: New videos coming your way

You want more video? We're doing more video! Here is just a sneak peek of some of the experiments going on in the lab at Dtoid HQ. We're experimenting with different ways we can cover the news an...   more



MOBAMOBAMOBAMOBAMOBA

How important are MOBAs to you?† For the people that make them, play them, or promote them, Multiplayer Online Battle Arena games are the biggest thing since corgis. I know they're a growing se...   more

MOBAMOBAMOBAMOBAMOBA


Exclusive Call of Duty: Ghost plot spoiler

Hi, Matthew Razak here (for those who don't remember Cowzilla3). I've come over to Destructoid from for this post to use my film expertise to let you know some important information: Don't g...   more

Exclusive Call of Duty: Ghost plot spoiler


Rip off your dicks: There's a new Community Blogs editing tool

Earlier this week a community member asked why we didn't have a visual editor option. Its 2013, we really should have one. So I dropped what I was doing and installed one. If you prefer slingi...   more



When you see it you'll fap bricks

In pursuit of and most popular comments, I've redesigned the faps button to be a heart. I've also added an easter egg that appears one in 169 times when the number 16 is selected at random. ...   more



Suggestions for the new Upvote button label?

The people have spoken and I have made it so. Until we come up with something cool I just removed the word like altogether. There's a little thumb icon in its place. We'll come back to ...   more



Hamza is too busy to be kicked in the face while reading email

http://youtu.be/JLmF4rYsLIQ Like most guys in the gaming industry I sit at my desk all day, which apparently , so I try to get up every few minutes and do some exercise. We hung a chin-up bar in...   more



How to make a grilled cheese sandwich

1. Grab a fist full of butter 2. Crank the stove to 11 3. Set the Blue Oyster Cult on repeat 4. Wipe your hands on bread 5. KNIFE THE CHEESE AND SET IT ON FIRE 6. Remove the helmet and enjoy   more



Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)

http://youtu.be/A4HJVxG2zyo Finally, I get Dale to do a Snacktaku while senior engineer James reviews 3DS Bass Fishing game. They were baked by GameTrailers' artisan chef and producer Jeremy Hof...   more

Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)


Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games

Atlus stopped by today to show Dale some new games, but more importantly John Hardin brought us Choco Tacos and Tecate. Best. Job. Ever.   more

Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games


Hey Everyone! Please Help get my Board Game Funded on Kickstarter!

Hello, everyone, I have not blogged here in about three years now!--I've been busy busy busy working on something, and I'd like to plug my game share it with all of you now. I have made a board...   more

Hey Everyone! Please Help get my Board Game Funded on Kickstarter!


The Best Overlooked Game of 2013

This is a Public Service Announcement: thereís an amazing game on Xbox Live that nobody seems to be aware of. Itís an old-school beat-Ďem-up that combines the stunning pixel art of Scott Pilgrim ...   more



Buzzed Hamza explains GDC Night. Also, Ken Levine reads your comments

http://youtu.be/LwIL82BQpMc While your Dtoid engineering team was patching a few nasty problems, Hamza was out networking at GDC night. This rare video documentary captures a wild Hamza actually...   more



PS4: Stoned Garfield in new Killzone looks incredible

GET SOME VISENE, BRO! AMIRITE?   more



I'm a Grumpy, Old Douchebag: A Rant

Iím not yet 30, but Iím already a grumpy, old douchebag. This feeling crept up on me out of nowhere, but thereís no denying it now: I kinda hate everything about the modern video game industry...   more



F2P game nights EVERY night

There are a ton of great free 2 play games out on the market now, so it's easier than ever to play with others. So what do you think of doing nightly F2P game nights? We have Team Fortress 2sdays...   more

F2P game nights EVERY night


My top 10 games of 2012

It's funny being in this business. Ask anyone and you'll find out that most people end up talking about videogames more than they actually play them. Usually that's been the case with me, but thi...   more

My top 10 games of 2012


Did you know my name means I'm The God of Sex?

Everything makes so much sense now. So so so much sense. Tonight on Twitter The examples of how to use my name in a sentence are equally priceless: Girl 1: Holy fucking shit Hamza is the best...   more



I am the king of journalisms

http://youtu.be/hHz7SINF7vw We get a LOT of stuff sent to us on a regular basis. Here's what I've gotten in the last week and a half alone.   more



Destructoid's Jonathan Holmes in MTV Road Rules

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqit9YGzP_g Has everyone seen this video yet? It features a younger version of our beloved podcast host Jonathan Holmes before he got old bald and tired, tired, t...   more



The Agony and the Ecstasy of XCOM

XCOM: Enemy Unknown is the best strategy RPG released in years, and one of the very few to get a full retail release across multiple platforms. I want to scream from the rooftop how much fun ...   more



Meanwhile at Dtoid HQ...

We're hosting an obnoxious party in San Francisco soon. This was the promo photo shoot. Recognize who the DJ will be?   more



Trading NES games for pizzas

Story time! Iím at home, watching TV with my mom and a Papa Johns ad just reminded me of a funny period where I was trading NES game for pizzas at work. Years ago, my dad and uncle owned a game ...   more






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