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blehman . Jan 05

Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art

It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidiary of major market seller "I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo These Cheeseburgers Man" INC, that this game will be released and on the market before they realize that jesus christ these books sucked.   0

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blehman . Mar 04

Never forget

Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch!   0

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blehman . May 20

I Have Countless Experiments and Book That I... Dat Ass...

Girl Cammy- You know, I really donít want to come off that this line is acceptable by any means whatsoever. Itís this thong that set off a fire of remarks in total disregards to all the points I was trying to make in my la...   0

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blehman . May 12

APPLE: Enemy of the FUTURE

Itís no wonder that oranges have been taking their aim off the nonsense Fruit Salad market when apple shows up to the tree front. I personally donít own a fruit grove but my brother does. After actually eating some apples m...   0

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blehman . Apr 29

Bungie and Activision Sitting in a Tree

I've seen a lot of hate and fear and misgivings being thrown around due to this "news" article that I skimmed through and read the first five or six comments of but then it reminded me of comments on CNN.com and I poked my ...   0

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blehman . Mar 16

Happy 4th, Dtoid

You're old now dtoid lol Wow. Four years old, bigger than I'd ever imagined, and still rolling. Congrats, Dtoid, you deserve it. Three years ago, if you'd told me that I'd still be contributing, hell, if you'd told me that...   0

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blehman . Mar 12

SpiderMon

Am I doing it rite?   0

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blehman . Mar 11

MY Top Ten Most Hated Destructoid Members heheheh Penis

I'm delaying my blog about Bratz Horse Challenge's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. That one reviewer, the fat one I don't particularly hate him, but I've lost all ...   0

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blehman . Feb 10

No, You Listen

Bioshock 2. No controller support on PC. You tards say that PC gamers should stop whining and use KB+M. I'll tell you why you're a fuckshitcock. Ok, this is a GAME FOR A PC. ...wait, what was I bitching about again? Be sure to read the rest of my poorly thought out blogs over on dtoid!   0

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blehman . Feb 01

Jim Sterling Blog (a.k.a. Will His Name Alone in a Blog Title Get me Hits?)

James Sterling in his past life as an Anne Rice vampire. Jim "Burrito" Sterling has a secret. A secret that he's tried for years to hide, be it behind his wife, his country, or his PS3. Because the PS3 is big and black. But...   0

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blehman . Jan 04

God Told Me I Suck...

So I started this blog. Happy New Years and things, bitches.   0

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Anthony Burch . Dec 29

A tribute to videogame fan films, and a game you NEED to play (but won't).

Firstly, this. Any excuse to watch Escape from City 17, right? Secondly, The Void is currently on sale for half off ($9.99) on Steam, and really deserves to be checked out. Maybe. On the one hand: It's one of the most in...   0

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Anthony Burch . Dec 15

A new article, and thoughts on The Saboteur (and open world games in general).

Firstly, this is about the most prolific video game movie actors in Hollywood. Two are supermodels. The Saboteur is, to me, an incredibly enjoyable game that isn't actually all that good. While its controls are horrendou...   0

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blehman . Dec 09

The Best Games You Haven't Played This Year

With the end of the year fast approaching, and with all the good games to come out this year out, I thought I'd tell you about some great games that you may have missed, be it due to ignorance about the title, not going to "t...   0

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blehman . Dec 02

Medal of Honor: Current Ordeal of Battle 2 Leaked Info

As reported earlier today on Kotaku, Medal of Honor is "rebooting" it's series in the modern day and throwing off the shackles of fighting a war in the past. Because present day wars are cool AND topical. But what are they ...   0

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Anthony Burch . Dec 01

An article on game documentaries, and Assassin's Creed II thoughts

First of all, this. Second of all, I think AC2's ending has to go down in history, alongside the Star Destroyer bit in Force Unleashed, as one of those gameplay moments that sounds absolutely spectacular written down but i...   0

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Anthony Burch . Nov 29

Holy shit, Kohlstream

I mean, holy shit. These are goddamn amazing. I'm reading the backs of the boxes now, and god damn. And the DVDs actually work in my PC. I'm watching Mortal Kombat as we speak. Thanks, a thousand times thanks.   0

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Anthony Burch . Nov 03

Regarding depictions of gamers in films, and an unofficial HAWP

<p> Firstly, a top five list about the stupid ways movies portray gamers (and the Digg link if you feel like it). Secondly, the forumites already found it but Ash and I did a scene for the Star Wars Uncut fan project,...   0

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Anthony Burch . Oct 20

Comparing Japanese and Western video game movies.

Spoiler: Japanese ones tend to be better. Which is odd, because I have the exact opposite opinion when it comes to, like, actual games. Sold Demon's Souls a little while ago, and despite loving the first Way of the Samura...   0

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Anthony Burch . Oct 18

If you are on this list, you're getting a free HAWP DVD.

This will get a frontpage post very soon, but you should probably know that the HAWP Season One DVD is now available: https://www.createspace.com/274598 And if you're on this list, that means you did art for the DVD that I u...   0

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Anthony Burch . Oct 13

A followup to my JUMP! review

At the time of writing the review, I hadn't completed the game and thus didn't give it a score. The Dtoid tips line got an angy email from some guy who hilariously ended with "email me back if you want my full review," basi...   0

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Anthony Burch . Oct 07

The winners of the HAWP DVD fanart contest thing (also, idiocy)

I am the stupidest person in the world, and one of the credits in the fanart menu section on the DVD will be wrong. I am intensely, intensely sorry for this and will try to mention the real artist as frequently as possible wh...   0

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Anthony Burch . Oct 06

HAWP DVD stuff (also Big Trouble in Little China needs to be a videogame)

You can tell it's true because I wrote an article about it. Just writing about the goddamn thing makes me want to see it again. HAWP DVD UPDATE: I finished the proof and sent it off to CreateSpace. Now I just wait for them ...   0

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Anthony Burch . Sep 29

I'm gonna be on a live radio show tonight (in case you want to listen).

While the Podtoid crew will be talking about pecs and Super Street Fighter IV tonight, I'm going to be on ChatterBox Video Game Radio at 9 pm Arizona time (in other words, roughly three hours from now). You can listen liv...   0

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Anthony Burch . Sep 22

The future is now

Wherein I discuss videogame movie technology and how close we are to reaching it in reality. On the subject of future-tech, I just got an iPod touch and am flabbergasted by how willingly people will put up with an intrinsi...   0

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Anthony Burch . Sep 20

Hey Ash, Whatcha Podcastin': Episode One

Yeah. If you're into it, you can subscribe to it. If you're not, well, we tried.   0

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blehman . Sep 16

Dear Diary, I've Met Someone Else

Dear Diary, It's been a long time since I've written in you, so I guess I should start back at the beginning. I've been in a dedicated relationship with a girl for a long time. I've been faithful to this girl, we'll call h...   0

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blehman . Sep 10

AMAZING Pictures of the Dtoid Community at PAX

This gonna be a loooot of loooooove, so get yer scroll fingers ready. :D And finally, Fuck yeah, dtoid. :D   0




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