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Review: Global Agenda Starts Tomorrow

This is kind of a strange position I've fallen into. I was tempted, but never really thought I would buy this game. What actually happened was that I started talking video games a lot with a gua...   more

Review: Global Agenda Starts Tomorrow


The Future: Whores Will Spill Out Into The Streets

I wanted to explain my post. While it was harsh, I meant it. Whether or not SCMRPG is art, I wanted to point out the hypocritical, circular, and reformative logic . Despite the fact that they ...   more

The Future: Whores Will Spill Out Into The Streets


"Super Columbine Massacre RPG is retarded...."

Why yes. Nicely put. That is a very nice distillation of what that game is. It's not like didn't just feed the flames of arbitration and madness. What in the wide was I thinking? Blast! How ...   more



The Future: The Inevitable Fork

It's a pointy, uncomfortable topic. You can use it to bite off more than you can chew, but most people use it to pick through leftovers. It's not too fun. I myself made the decision about this ...   more

The Future: The Inevitable Fork


A tribute to videogame fan films, and a game you NEED to play (but won't).

Firstly, . Any excuse to watch Escape from City 17, right? Secondly, The Void is currently on sale for half off ($9.99) on Steam, and really deserves to be checked out. Maybe. On the one han...   more

A tribute to videogame fan films, and a game you NEED to play (but won't).


A new article, and thoughts on The Saboteur (and open world games in general).

Firstly, is about the most prolific video game movie actors in Hollywood. Two are supermodels. The Saboteur is, to me, an incredibly enjoyable game that isn't actually all that good. While i...   more



An article on game documentaries, and Assassin's Creed II thoughts

First of all, . Second of all, I think AC2's ending has to go down in history, alongside the Star Destroyer bit in Force Unleashed, as one of those gameplay moments that sounds absolutely spec...   more

An article on game documentaries, and Assassin's Creed II thoughts


Holy shit, Kohlstream

I mean, holy . These are goddamn amazing. I'm reading the backs of the boxes now, and god . And the DVDs actually work in my PC. I'm watching Mortal Kombat as we speak. Thanks, a thousand time...   more



How the PSP Go Power Switch is Destroying America

There's a specific design flaw of the PSPgo I feel I have to point out to Sony. It is a particularly worrying design flaw due to the fact that it can kill your PSP Go. I am not saying this out ...   more

How the PSP Go Power Switch is Destroying America


Regarding depictions of gamers in films, and an unofficial HAWP

p Firstly, a top five list about the (and the if you feel like it). Secondly, the forumites already found it but Ash and I did a scene for the Star Wars Uncut fan project, which can be viewed ...   more

Regarding depictions of gamers in films, and an unofficial HAWP


Comparing Japanese and Western video game movies.

Which is odd, because I have the exact opposite opinion when it comes to, like, actual games. Sold Demon's Souls a little while ago, and despite loving the first Way of the Samurai like it we...   more

Comparing Japanese and Western video game movies.


If you are on this list, you're getting a free HAWP DVD.

This will get a frontpage post very soon, but you should probably know that the HAWP Season One DVD is now available: https://www.createspace.com/274598 And if you're on this list, that means yo...   more



A followup to my JUMP! review

At the time of writing the review, I hadn't completed the game and thus didn't give it a score. The Dtoid tips line got an angy email from some guy who hilariously ended with "email me back if ...   more

A followup to my JUMP! review


The winners of the HAWP DVD fanart contest thing (also, idiocy)

I am the stupidest person in the world, and one of the credits in the fanart menu section on the DVD will be wrong. I am intensely, intensely sorry for this and will try to mention the real artis...   more

The winners of the HAWP DVD fanart contest thing (also, idiocy)


HAWP DVD stuff (also Big Trouble in Little China needs to be a videogame)

Just writing about the goddamn thing makes me want to see it again. HAWP DVD UPDATE: I finished the proof and sent it off to CreateSpace. Now I just wait for them to send it back, and approve ...   more



I'm gonna be on a live radio show tonight (in case you want to listen).

While the Podtoid crew will be talking about pecs and Super Street Fighter IV tonight, I'm going to be on at 9 pm Arizona time (in other words, roughly three hours from now). You can listen ...   more

I'm gonna be on a live radio show tonight (in case you want to listen).


The future is now

and how close we are to reaching it in reality. On the subject of future-tech, I just got an iPod touch and am flabbergasted by how willingly people will put up with an intrinsically bullshit...   more

The future is now


Hey Ash, Whatcha Podcastin': Episode One

Yeah. If you're into it, you can . If you're not, well, we tried.   more



Videogame movies are trying to kill you. This is fact.

and you could read it if you wanted to. It's about fictional videogames that kill people. Also, Ash and I took these pictures at PAX and gave them to the guys at Rockstar.   more

Videogame movies are trying to kill you. This is fact.


My thoughts on the upcoming "Gamer" movie, and Arkham impressions.

I'm leaning toward the assumption, but there are very small rays of weird, postmodern to be found in the basic premise. I went to an Arkham Asylum midnight release with Davis, and spent aroun...   more

My thoughts on the upcoming


This One's for Chad: The Dolphin Helmet

In the Venetian sculpture exhibit at the National Gallery of Art there is a helmet, or burgonet as the Italians might have called it back in the day. This burgonet brought me back to a simpler ...   more

This One's for Chad: The Dolphin Helmet


Of videogame sequels to classic movies (also, HAWP DVD details)

I wrote an article about videogame sequels to movies that often equal their source material (The Warriors, Tron 2.0, etc). It's . After next week's HAWP season finale, I'm gonna start working o...   more

Of videogame sequels to classic movies (also, HAWP DVD details)


I want to play Space Paranoids.

For reasons outlined . Also: am I the only person freaking the shit out that Jeff Bridges seems to be a bad guy in the next Tron movie? Will Bruce Boxleitner's son have to take him down, or som...   more

I want to play Space Paranoids.


DoW 2: Orks in Progress, Part 1

Space Orks. The anti-space marine. They're a clanky, unrefined race that stretch the limits of realism in terms of space-travelling war machines. In Dawn of War 2, they have vehicle units that ...   more

DoW 2: Orks in Progress, Part 1


How David Hayter will save us all

about how David Hayter could save videogame movies. You can read it at the link I just put in the blog in the previous sentence on this web site blog. So as to prevent this post from being a co...   more

How David Hayter will save us all


Art Over Game Play

So I finally got back into playing Okami on the Wii. It's really a surprising game. I find the combat to be repetitive and the dialogue to be a bit questionable. A lot of the items and weapons ...   more

Art Over Game Play


A new AMC article, and an update on HAWP

is about how videogame movies are infecting videogames with their shit quotient. Regarding HAWP -- we could be nearing the end of our first season very soon. Maybe. I'm not sure how it'll tur...   more

A new AMC article, and an update on HAWP


The Papa Burch Photoshop contest winners

You can check out the submissions and . I showed them to my dad yesterday, and have picked the winners based solely on how much he laughed or said "that's cool" upon seeing them. First place:...   more

The Papa Burch Photoshop contest winners


An article I wrote about videogame movies that shouldn't be made.

You know they're still allegedly in preproduction on movie? Just so this blog isn't an entire waste of self-promoting space, I have an almost-amusing story from E3 that I never really foun...   more

An article I wrote about videogame movies that shouldn't be made.


Reminder: The Papa Burch Photoshop contest ends soon!

Don't forget -- in five days, your chance to win some assorted games I don't want anymore in exchange for a cool Photoshop of my dad will be up. The contest rules and necessary exploitable imag...   more

Reminder: The Papa Burch Photoshop contest ends soon!





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