Note: iOS 9 + Facebook users w/ trouble scrolling: #super sorry# we hope to fix it asap. In the meantime Chrome Mobile is a reach around
hot  /  reviews  /  videos  /  cblogs  /  qposts

People you follow add/edit people

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Mar 11

My Top Ten Most Hated Members of the Community

I'm delaying my blog about Yakuza III's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. Jim Sterling. I was here before him, and he took my fat guy shtick. HEY JIM I WAS THE ORIGINA...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Jan 13

Sweet Mother Of God, It's Time For A Belated Secret Santa Post

Look at that. That's right, look at that shit. Your jealousy knows no bounds. You can only stare at the pure, unrequited glory that is a 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand Ultra Special Edition. I mean, just look at that ball-smash...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Aug 25

Why I Love Destructoid

-idk my bff Dennis -I can make posts that utilize my unique (aka akin to a 12 year old) sense of humor -Stupid videos -PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX In all seriousness, Dtoid has been an outlet to express my nerdiness for years now, and I absolutely love it. I also love every one of you. Except Necros. Fuck that guy.   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Mar 16

Glad Tidings Of Birth For Samit

Keep fighting the good fight, Brostation   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Jan 03

My milkshake brings all the 'toids to the yard

My milkshake brings all the 'toids to the yard And Coon's like "KING MAKES ME HARD!" Also, Pew and Hollie are tards I can beat them, I've got a Charizard   0

Community  Long Blog:
JorTroN . Dec 19

My set-up

After seeing the community highlights with everyone else's setup, I thought I'd finally get around to sharing mine. So altogether we have the ps2, ps3, xbox 360, Wii, sega genesis and sega cd, snes, dreamcast, DS, PSP, Sega ...   0

Community  Long Blog:
JorTroN . Oct 30

A totally biased review of Fallout 3

Yes, I have played every single Fallout game, including Tactics and the awful Brotherhood of Steel. Yes I still own them, and yes I love them simply because they have the word Fallout in the title. The original two were a...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Oct 30

Banjo-Kazooie Demo Impressions From A Rabid Fan

I am a rabid Banjo Kazooie fan, as most of you know, and therefore I was really excited to get my hands on the Nuts and Bolts demo last night. I've been waiting so long to play a new BK game, and I'm really interested in ho...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Oct 09


Thank you Bethesda for this honor, I will do my best to be a good character in Fallout 3. I hope to continue to be in your games, and I pledge to be the best NPC I can be.   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Sep 30

Feel The Hatred: Yashoki and his Special Day

Yashoki? Fuck that guy. Look, I hate Yashoki just as much as any other person... probably even more since I have to talk to him on a weekly basis, and play The Ship with him every Thursday night. But once a year, he gets ...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Jun 30

So how much longer are YOU willing to pay for INSERT CONSOLE FEATURE HERE without looking like a Dumbass??

Apparently this guy missed the point Honestly, why would you play Wii online? Its drops out all the time and you cant even voice chat. Besides, I can like, play games online with my PS3. It like, lets me do things... and st...   0

Community  Long Blog:
JorTroN . May 22

I feel bad about killing that hooker...

So I'm playing GTA IV, and decided to go on an ever ending quest to eradicate the city of human life. In the days of Vice City and San Andreas, killing random civilians was always a blast, riding down the sidewalks at full...   0

Community  Long Blog:
JorTroN . May 22

Hello Destructoid Community!

Finally got around to starting my blog here on the best page in the universe. I plan to go into discussions about general gaming topics, more so than reviews, but if I can snag something early I'll try to do so. I wor...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . May 15

king3vbo Completely Changes His Mind About Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts. Explanation Inside!

After reading this interview that Jim linked to in his latest front page post, I have changed my mind about Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts. I suggest that everyone read this interview with the lead developer for the original...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Mar 16

Here's To Another Year of Win and Awesome!

Pic unrelated, as always.... Anyways, I just wanted to take a minute to make my own little "Happy Birthday" cblog, so here I go Niero, I dont think I could ever thank you enough for Destructoid. I can think of so many way...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Feb 26

How You Know You're Too Much Of A Nerd

When you see this: And the first thing to pop into your head is this: Then you begin to laugh histerically inside of a Borders bookstore, only to be asked by an employee: "Do you need any sort of help sir? You're freaking out the other customers"   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Feb 05


Sweet mother of god, this is the best site I have EVAR seen The whole bible has been turned into lolcat speak... how awesome is that? Sorry for how shitty this blog is.. Im really, really drunk right now. Ask Necros or Cowzilla, Im frigging drunk... Anways here it is, check it out its fucking awesome   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Jan 20

Lark Ohiya is a Fucking God

I love this community so much, words cannot express. Out of the blue the great Lark Ohiya sent me this picture... I didn't ask for this at all, just out of the blue. Things like this make me realize why I spend so much time with this community. You guys all fucking rule.   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Dec 31

Nintendo 64 Kid Has A New Rival

Normally I am against posting something on the cblogs if it has been on digg, but this is just too good to pass up. The beginning is kind of extra, just buffer and start it at 1:20. Epic lulz abound   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Dec 25

Merry Christmas MAH DTOID!!! Also, My Parents Rule!

...pic unrelated I just wanted to say HAPPY CHRISTMAS FELLOW ROBOTS! Also, my parents kick ass because they got me a brand new Dark Side of the Moon LP (and it cost them a pretty penny, Im sure) FUCK YEAH!   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Dec 20

I Love You Necros, But...

The ongoing feud with my fellow Failcaster continues... and now my rant: MWA HA HA! I come back from a night of rampant drinking (Flaming Dr. Peppers FTW!!!) and what do I see? I BEAT YOU NECROS! BOO YAH! Take that you dirty hippy! CUT YO HAIR! ...does being drunk make this post any less amount of fail? I think not... I shall now facepalm myself   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Dec 10

Watch your back Necros...

Thats right sucka, here I come. THE TRUE KING SHOWS HIS POWER ...god if my boss new how much time I spent on Dtoid at work, well, I wouldnt be working no more. Good thing I'm IT, so he will never know MWA HA HA HA god this blog fails, but if Wiisucks can do it why not.   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Dec 06

Best Vista Error EVAR!

This comes from the tech blog Gizmodo. Basically, a Gizmodo reader had a problem with his Windows Vista operating system. Windows Vista Problem Reporting decided to report that it had a problem and had to stop reporting... the article is pretty damn funny, talking about how its the end of the world and such. Definitely worth a read. Also, new SSBB Babelfish post coming sometime today! (I hope)   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Nov 29


...anyone notice something odd about the above picture? I lol'd like non other. In closing,   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Nov 29

Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations Vol. 5

O god, here we go again! Its time for another rendition of Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations!!! Here be the links to the old ones: Vol.4 Vol.3 Vol.2 Vol.1 ----------------------------------------------- "Itís the return of...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Nov 28

Last Day to Get 10 Bucks Off Any Game!!!

Here it is my fellow robots, a printable coupon that will net you 10 bucks off any game at Best Buy, as long as it costs 29.99 or more. I already picked up RE:Umbrella Chronicles at the Best Buy across the street at work, and Im going to go get something else, havent decided yet, at the Best Buy by my house. Just thought I would post the love   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Nov 25

Internet Matlockery at its Finest: Duke Nukem Forever Edition

ZOMG GUYS ITS COMING BEST BUY KNOWS!!! Also, epic lulz from the customer review. Ok, now in all cereal, WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON BEST BUY'S PAGE??? I mean sure, its not like they are the authority on release dates, but come on. One of their webmasters have to know about the epic fail of DNF's release date. This is just epic fail on Best Buy's part. Therefore, they recieve the failboat:   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Nov 24


Dear Ubisoft, I have been telling people for the last 2 weeks that Assassins Creed is still a great game, even though its repetitive and has bugs, none of which I had seen. I tried to think that the those bugs were isolate...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Nov 23

Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations: Vol 4

O god, here we go again. In case you don't know what is going on, or want to see the old ones, here are the links to this continuing series of insanity: Vol.3 Vol.2 Vol.1 LETS DO THIS! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY... well you know t...   0

Community  Long Blog:
king3vbo . Nov 21

A Small Deal on PS3s @ Fry's

Pic completely unrelated but super cute I was at Fry's Electronics last night looking for a copy of Rock Band (which I failed miserably at), and I saw that they have the 40GB PS3 for 379.99 instead of $399.99. It also comes...   0

Back to Top

We follow moms on   Facebook  and   Twitter
  Light Theme      Dark Theme
Pssst. Konami Code + Enter!
You may remix stuff our site under creative commons w/@
- Destructoid means family. Living the dream, since 2006 -